gwildor
jivens@beige.party
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! It's the space war room!
Guda Blues
gblues@bolha.us
Moustaches are running loose on this #Monsterdon #starodyssey1979
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
He built a cushion fort it must've been a WILD NIGHT #Monsterdon
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Does that guy have a black suit Spider-man shirt?
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
@paco Itβs the future. Where else would you do it?
cmdln
cmdln@thecommandline.social
This Dirk seems like a cheap amalgam of Luke, Han, and Lando. And clearly the worst of the mix. #Monsterdon
Vanalope
Vanalope@timeloop.cafe
Clearly there's John Waters fans in this mustache game.
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#Monsterdon It's a weird bar fight when you wake up covered in couch cushions.
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
guy got knocked into the gym equipment. didn't even know they had a gym on this ... space ship? space station? moon base?
Crazypedia won't Comply π§Ώ
Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online
I was going to comment about the martial arts choreography, but then they turned off the lights!π‘ #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979 #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979
Ζ: πͺΏοΈβ β
emma@orbital.horse
The original version of "Spaceballs" #Monsterdon
Andrew Golding
huronbikes@cyberplace.social
"someone turned me into a vinyl couch" #monsterdon
adrew :spinnycatEnby:β
adi@super.kuso.business
Good boops in this music(?) #monsterdon
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
"Why am I buried under pizza boxes...."
Srol
srol@mellified.men
Spiderman
Bluedepth
#monsterdon Defeated by oversized chicklets.
Spooooky Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
That was the greatest fighting scene ever put to film.
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Spider-man, spider-man, does whatever a spider can. Use his fists, 15 times, punches out all them guys....
Look out, it's spider man.
Dianora (Diane Bruce)
Dianora@ottawa.place
Spiderman spiderman! DOES WHATEVER
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
his punishment in hell is to be a chair
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
This is their hive of scum and villainy?
Social Commentary Bot
SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
@klu9 Bong rips with space Bob Dylan.
plantago
plantago@kolektiva.social
"Can't you see I'm busy?"
Yes, with one of the worst on screen kisses I've ever seen. Right down there in lack of chemistry with Ziyal x Garak but much more drawn out.
#Monsterdon
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon thank you mr exposition
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
I won at space bingo. Let's have sex right here in the space casino.
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
@Vanalope I'm watching through Hoopla to encourage my library to get more crappy movies.
#monsterdon
#starodysessy
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
I think the little robot could punch better than this!!!
Matt Panaro
eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo
how did I only just now notice the guy's spider-shirt?
Judgment Dave of the Dead
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
And a kung fu movie breaks out.
Tamazon β
tamazon@indieverse.social
Wait she calls Mr. Pringles "my love" then stands up and starts making out with some guy?
...To be fair he has a pretty awesome Venom t-shirt.
PurpleJillyscreams :YuriScream:
PurpleJillybeans@kind.social
Y'know what? This movie is just completely beyond my ability to riff on effectively. I'm just gonna watch.
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
#monsterdon Dirk Laramie: The Guy Who Can See Through Cars
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
Music by Atariβ’οΈ #Monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
i see the hookah smokers, like us, are making their own entertainment
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π π« πͺ π½οΈ ποΈ π±
#StarOddyssey1979
ok we used to have this wooden game-top for a table and it had various games printed on it and also pockets on the corners and the funnest game involved a little cork ball. Players had to blow the ball into their opponent's corner pockets. Everyone hyperventilated and then laughed themselves silly. The telekenesis little metal orb race was not as fun.
jeffron
jeffron@ohai.social
this was all filmed live at Comicon 1979 #Monsterdon
Cecelia
helianthropy@tech.lgbt
The punching sounds like smashing boxes.
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
What even is this bar fight music?
Andrew Golding
huronbikes@cyberplace.social
guess we found low-rent Han Solo? #monsterdon
sean
sean@skj.social
Spider Dirk, Spider Dirk, doing whatever a Spider Dirk does
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
"The guy who can see through cars" Coming soon to a second string Italian theater near you. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
lol the punch foley effects
Crazypedia won't Comply π§Ώ
Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online
Got a fiver for ya β
#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
absolutely the multiverse's worst spiderman
Vanalope
Vanalope@timeloop.cafe
Was that robot.....rubbing its nipples?!?!
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon ...psychic arm wrestling?
cmdln
cmdln@thecommandline.social
Uncle space wizard isn't the only one with the stare. This rogue has a stare powerful enough to overcome a mustache three times the size of his own. #Monsterdon
Andrew Golding
huronbikes@cyberplace.social
Hey boys, it's Dirk. #monsterdon
Judgment Dave of the Dead
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Social Commentary Bot
SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
Is that space Michael Rosen?
Prof. Rachel Thorn ππΊπ¦π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈ
RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp
Is this how people will kiss in the future? Waving their heads back and forth? #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Still plenty of time for this to turn into a porno
it's not even that much of a stretch
Bluedepth
#monsterdon There's public displays of affection and then there is breeding new strains of mononucleosis by super-snogging. You two, get a room! Get a shuttlecraft! Go to Risa!
cultured nyc πΊπ¦
culturednyc
Is that Dana from Ghostbusters?
Jonathan Lamothe
me@social.jlamothe.net
And nobody found the glowing eyes suspicious? They weren't exactly subtle. #monsterdon
Cecelia
helianthropy@tech.lgbt
Hey! This is a formal establishment. No kissing!
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
Space kissing looks stupid.
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
Get a room, Dirk and Norma!
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
wow. i mean we've seen some For Real Heterosexual Kissing on monsterdon, but this is rough even for us.
plantago
plantago@kolektiva.social
Okay, glowing eyes = hypnosis AND telekinesis? Maybe the different colors indicate different powers or maybe each person has their own power..
Dianora (Diane Bruce)
Dianora@ottawa.place
GET A ROOM!
Joe Watching β½ποΈπ΄πΊ
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus
π¦ MONSTERDON ποΈ
βοΈ TRIVIA ODYSSEY
βCross Dressing
Look for pretend Han Solo character Dirk Laramie wearing a Spider-Man t-shirt during the film's martial arts training sequences.*
No explanation, so let's treat it as an advert for Spiderman: Brand New Day
* For better martial arts training, try the #KungFuSat watch party on Saturdays
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
THis R2D minus makes the robots in The Black Hole look like state of the art CG.
#monsterdon
#starodysessy
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@hcommons.social
Oh, theyβre all hypnotic!? #Monsterdon
Andrew Golding
huronbikes@cyberplace.social
eye... balls? #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
GET A ROOM christ knows you can afford one now
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Dirk, using telekinesis to open her undergarments. #Monsterdon
pngwen
pngwen@techhub.social
Hey buddy, read the sign βNo Race Mages in the Casinoβ
Joey BoughtACola
JoeyBoughtACola@mstdn.social
"I must have Sean and Brigitte and Dirk and Norman and Daryl and his brother Daryl and his other brother Daryl."
Lulu Helle :partyparrot:
LuluHelle@ohai.social
Pachenko time?
This is crazy.
#Monsterdon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
Someone's having fun with the audio oscillator again...
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
jammerb :twit:
jammerb@twit.social
WTF is going on?
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
Was his name.... Gurk? Like Gurkin?
Prof. Rachel Thorn ππΊπ¦π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈ
RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp
Was not expecting them to just straight-up rip-off the whole "Force" thing. #Monsterdon
adrew :spinnycatEnby:β
adi@super.kuso.business
They playing bingo or something? #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
More computers these days should have integrated metal balls rolling around
Mjack
Mjack@petrous.vislae.town
Somehow managed to make space gambling look more boring than real gambling #monsterdon
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
Is this Sean and Bridget or Dirk and Norma?
The S Kate M ππ
skatem@mstdn.social
Bingo!
Ζ: πͺΏοΈβ β
emma@orbital.horse
Someone get Eva Stratt to run this operation. #Monsterdon
Dianora (Diane Bruce)
Dianora@ottawa.place
And now the winner of the $10000 lottery is!
Social Commentary Bot
SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
This single-player space bingo looks easy, even with the pinball component added.
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
Dan :tux:
WastelandWandrr@freeradical.zone
The professor used the force!
#monsterdon #starodyssey
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π π« πͺ π½οΈ ποΈ π±
#StarOddyssey1979
Sean and Bridget and Dirk and Norman <-- what the heck with these names
Ian Day π¨π¦ππ°π³οΈβπ
ianwday@twit.social
Star Odyssey (1979) #Watching #Monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0078317
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
Space Roulette
plantago
plantago@kolektiva.social
You know she's from space cuz she's got sparkly stars makeup!
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Pong's still going. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey
Tamazon β
tamazon@indieverse.social
The S Kate M ππ
skatem@mstdn.social
The lieutenantβs moustache is painted on with eyeliner?
Lulu Helle :partyparrot:
LuluHelle@ohai.social
I want to smack that moustache with a book or something heavy.
Brrrrr!
#Monsterdon
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
In the 2300s, Bingo really sucks.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
I expect to finish this movie and realize that I was mind-controlled into watching it by the weird caped scientist dude
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
in space no one can hear that you're ballin'
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Extreme close up The movie! I'm getting claustrophobic. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey
dendrite
dendari@mastodon.world
not just a scientist, he's a Jedi
#monsterdon
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88
Man this is boring. But at least the very few special effects there are are terrible. #monsterdon