Did he mumble his lines on set to get dubbed that hard?

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was he about to hug him? i am so confused.

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#Monsterdon We all know that in the future these weird shoulder pads will be everywhere. I wonder when we all start wearing them.

This one has a little star, that one has a little car ...

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@diazona I over cringed my cringe
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Uhh. Missing the first 20 minutes of #monsterdon due to laundry is more confusing than usual today.

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Tweedle dee dee de dee deee!!!

the jaunty synth music is pretty nice, if not exactly indicative of the stakes. #monsterdon

Oops all Edgar Winters

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DARK-SKINNED UNITS? 😬 #Monsterdon

What? No. Oh man. #Monsterdon

@cptbutton Is there an even shorter version that only lasts 45 minutes?

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@hollie 😂

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Racism it turns out.

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this movie sure has jolly music around reviving the slave trade but this time by aliens

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Movie how did you make space slavers more upsetting than just being slavers from space?
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Nothing to see here, back to jaunty beeping. #monsterdon

Oh dear, interstellar slavery. #Monsterdon

What if....Uncle Ben got bit by the spider?!?!

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Is no one going to tell the bad guy he's forgotten to take off his facial pack? #Monsterdon

I pity the guy inside that using a magnet to move the ball. #monsterdon
#starodysessy

Is this space slavery? ??

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I'm sure this part is not problematic in the slightest. #monsterdon

I want to name him.... Face Crust

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Oof. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Oof. Suddenly the professor seems woke now.

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"dark skinned units" omgwtf

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Dark skin units, you say?????

Oh well... #monsterdon

WTF?

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OH oh no #monsterdon

DARK-SKINNED UNITS?! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

MOVIE NO. NO. JUST NO.
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are... the aliens slavers??? what are we watching???

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This guy's home looks like Kirk's quarters in Star Trek III. Must shop at the same IKEA. #monsterdon #starodyssey1979

Space Slavers?!

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AAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG

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@cherizilla Yes. Too much plot. Lots of forgettable people doing lots of forgettable things. But a lot of them.

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Why is he dressed like a flamboyant spider man?
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This is like if Star Wars was a con by Obi wan and han solo to gaslight Luke.

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#Monsterdon "the penitentiary at moon space" sounds like a hardy boys novel

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Okay.. I'm laughing my ass off.

The robot sounds like Bubo. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Just out of interest, is this cut better or worse paced than the one people were saying is very different?

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Poor trashbot, his alarm nipples never go out.

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Now, spaceship, say ahh, Ahhhh! Just need to look right in there...

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Having to translate the robot questions for your guest.. is it really as useful as you made it out?

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The PuppetMaster delegates PuppetMastering of the military guy to this Cassanova. #Monsterdon

Trashbot 9000: Please...my liner...my liner, sir. Please, sir. I need my liner changed, sir....

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Robots that can understand human speech, but can’t replicate it. That’s great for UX.

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The blinky burn-barrel's name is Jeeves? #monsterdon

I made a robot that speaks in a language of beeps only I know. Hahaha charming

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Ikea lab

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Count binface found a new job.

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I would buy a Roomba if they made them look like this robot

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"See this star?"
*points to nipple*

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Ask Jeeves for a scotch and soda.
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Yeah, that's the way you rouse someone to action to save the planet from alien invasion: flirt with them

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They named the NotDalek Jeeves?

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In the future JEEVES ASKS YOU #Monsterdon

He's wearing an outfit from the Zardoz Eveningwear collection. #monsterdon
#starodysessy

I need that sparkling spider shirt. It is awesome.

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#monsterdon kissing someone, and then saying they've gotten worse at kissing, is a pretty baller move though

Geeze this guy. Is Dirk Italian for Dick? #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

@JoeWynne @randy_s

Not so, R2D2 did that on Jabba's pleasure barge in RoTJ.

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"Beats bein' a chair in hell, I guess."

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"Good morning, professor!"

"Ah, good morning, Dirk! I was just setting up my new Magic deck."

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This romance has all the passion of a damp sandwich.

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Long term exposure to her uncle's space wizardry has made her immune to Dirk charms. #Monsterdon

"It's the fault of that Soldier, Holly.
Telling all the girls to keep their eyes open and stare awkwardly at people's sideburns while doing it."

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Dirk the Man-Spider #monsterdon

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You've gotten worse, Irene..
Irene kicks him in the balls.

Your mustache lacks whimsy, sir.

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Any clue why he's wearing a Spiderman costume? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Hollywood, the least popular Spider-Man

Why is he wearing his glam rock spider man jammies out and about? Tutt tutttt.
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"Wanna come and see?"

"Oh, maybe, but I need to check out your cleavage a few more times."

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I'm really struggling to suspend my disbelief far enough to let myself think this is a movie.

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That was a kiss where even the mustache seemed disinterested.
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I wish this movie would slow down a bit so I could catch my breathe #monsterdon

Is Dirk supposed to be Spiderman or something? what's going on with that shirt? #monsterdon

This guy is a Temu Vic Morrow. #Monsterdon

Is Dirk wearing Spiderman Jammies?

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#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
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I like the sparkle web sweater tho

Is this Venom? #Monsterdon

@amyfou it helps to just laugh at the scenery chewing and not worry about the plot.

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Wait, his shirt...

Is this a #Spiderman multiverse movie?!

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"Tonight at the usual place"

omg I can't

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AAA WHAT IS THAT KISS

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Okay, then a nonsensical punch fight broke out. Now I've gotta compare to TOS rather than DS9.
#Monsterdon #StarTrek

The heat wave has led to some in the UK to take extreme measures to cool down.

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I need his shirt. #Monsterdon

They can’t even kiss right in this movie… #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"i'll bet you were hitting me harder than the others."

MMHEY!

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Star Wars never had a droid perform its optimal task: serving cocktails.

@randy_s

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That was a very homoerotic fight scene, can we do more of that
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Is this a play within a play? #Monsterdon

"Tonight at the usual place".
"My penis."
"She won't keep the appointment."

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#Monsterdon wow that escalated quickly