Wow, the Cat in the Hat's really outdone himself. There's Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3, Thing M, Thing Q... #monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@holly

But only because it was cut down to 95 minutes from the original 10 years

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Italy

Great cars: Invented here

Great movies: Not invented here

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No alien invasion can succeed without the right space music

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Is this a Women Behind ForceFields film? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Suddenly I'm watching the wrong film.

Someone has a skin tight latex kink #monsterdon

Flashbacks to Ice Pirates. Watch your oompa loompas there chief. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

@klu9 Oooh, you’re right! I’ll root for Jeeves.

#Monsterdon

My partner just said something, and I need to share so we're not the only ones suffering:

"Okay, Italian Rosdower."

(If you get that joke, we can be beat friends.)

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Projectionist fell asleep and changed that reel poorly!

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Italian Abbot and Costello vs. Sweet Science Bot

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Why does Space Station sound like a 1965 VW Beetle? #Monsterdon

Wok stabilizer ring

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#monsterdon the movie is shot like everyone is wearing and surrounded by branded merchandise they have to crop out

@brooke Love the jaunty little synth tune popping up in the background.

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did I miss that these guys are low-rent Spaceballs? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is like.... the horrible music i would make witih a synth being completely music-illiterate

I'm just gonna call that guy Spider-Uncle Ben.

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There's too much goofiness to comment on. By the time I finish typing one comment, three more goofy things have come and gone. #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter I'm rooting for the sun to explode!

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Easy on the metaphors man, we’re barely half an hour into this shit pie.

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In space, everyone can hear you rotate..

Moon Alcatraz? They can't stop being colonizers for even a flippin second.

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I don't remember Homer including this many hypnotists. #Monsterdon

Intense closeup on someone's eyes,
"That's right. Duty first."

And then right back into the wacky, whimsical electronic whistle soundtrack.

Hahahaha

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#monsterdon this really isn’t much of an odyssey tbh

Is it OK? That's a LOT of noise for it to be making in space 🛸

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So the bad guys are slavers, but the good guys take away peoples' free will. Classic story of evil vs. evil.

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#Monsterdon i am obsessed with this music

#Monsterdon Always a compelling story when every character's motivation is "I'm hypnotized".

Early Instant Pot lids

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No time for eye contact so fist contact will have to do!

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Now it’s the three stooges in space

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@Violinknitter

Jeeves?

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Alcatraz was a *gilded* cage?

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moon space, the alcatraz of the heavens

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man, Dirk decked ballhead dude #monsterdon

Now passing hub cap 1. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

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Here's my pass.. SOCK...!!!

But that ‘stache! :blobdisapproval:
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Its movies like this that I’m grateful that I’m not watching this alone, but with the warm presence of the #fedi #monsterdon

That guy has dinosaur ridges on his hoodie, how whimsical

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So one of the main characters in this is the writer's barely disguised hypno submissive kink with a mustache?
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Immediately I realize that the inflections of the computer voice are typical of AI. Such a prescient film #Monsterdon

yup this is totally a porno, welcome to the sex scene

actual sex not required

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This music was written by someone who hates dogs.
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okay that was funny

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The hypnosis power is coming off as just super charged gaslighting.
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"Let's go, Galactic Hero"

is this film's

"See you Space Cowboy"

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"No one wants to force you. But we'll TOTALLY mind control you into doing it, which is not the same thing AT ALL!"

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Asleep in the pizza boxes AGAIN? #monsterdon
#starodysessy

"No one wants to 'force' you." #Monsterdon

"Think of Irene."
"My Duty. My duty comes before anything else."

Well yeah, that's what foreplay is for. Quit telling her to stare at your sideburns all the time and you might get somewhere.

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@pngwen Right?? Who needs Irene when you've got this going on

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so we're gonna get a lot of eyeball close ups in this movie then, are we. (>.>)

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This #Monsterdon is just a re-edit away from being Gay Porn

He has a proudly upthrust bosom if I've ever seen one. Too proud, you might say.

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Don't let the mustaches touch!

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Take a look at the twinkle in my eye.

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MOVIE MUST WE BEHOLD EVREYONE"S NOSE HAIRS!?

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Moustache man reminds of a Temu Bradford Dillman #Monsterdon

Hee hee. Doody.

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“I have to think of my duty, and how to take care of this wacky mustache”

#Monsterdon

they're about to break out into a Gilbert & Sullivan duet, right?

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Dooty first

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"That's right, doodie first"

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@hollie They do have more chemistry with each other than they did with Irene.

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Think of Irene... it's too late for that.. space kissing fail..

JUST LOOK DEEPLY INTO MY EYES

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"Think of Irene!"
Who is Irene again? 😬

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Spent way too much time on a game we don't understand.

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Doody first…

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These guys gawn fuck.

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That's a brave zoom.

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It's a big Duty. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

"...that's right doody first .... oh wait, no not that!"

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he takes his du-TYYYYYYY

seriously

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If two space moustaches kiss do they have baby space moustaches?
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Duelling weak mustaches. #Monsterdon

@PastaThief Just as confusing watching from the beginning

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"Thinking of Irene, you forget all else." #Monsterdon

Is that mustache greasepaint?

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The aliens are kidnapping "dark skinned unit" I'm not liking where this is going
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We're having a conversation the normal 6 inches apart

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#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
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"Do you see this star" <-- actor points to literally the only item of interest in the scene

"Galactic Bravery"

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@PastaThief I’ve watched tv first 20 minutes but I still have no clue. #Monsterdon #StarOdessy1979

THAT'S RIGHT! DOODIE FIRST!!

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Why do these two guys make me think they're about to rob Kevin McAllister's house in Home Alone?

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Why aren't they kissing? I want to see what that moustache does

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Not trying to shame anyone, by why does everyone in this movie have middle aged dad bod?

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what old man? WHAT OLD MAN? You don't remember COMMANDER ADAMA?!

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@cherizilla All we Can get!

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It took galactic bravery not to run away from your mom last night

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Now that I see the baddy in better lighting, I'm thinking this is a cenobite who repented & had the needles removed to get a job & pay taxes, settle down, have some kids. #Monsterdon

These two were totally making out off camera. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

His name is Dirt!?

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Did he mumble his lines on set to get dubbed that hard?

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