:ohno: Oof-oh! #Monsterdon

OOF OH!

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Did you just say oofo? #Monsterdon

Ooooou Foe? That's a new pronunciation of UFO.
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Never heard U.F.O. pronounced Oofoh before.

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I’m hearing Pong. #Monsterdon

OOF-OH

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UUFO? 🤣

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The game that answers the question, what if we combined bingo and roulette and made it really stupid.

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Somehow we've jumped out of sequence and we're back to the casino? #Monsterdon

ooo-foe.

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How can they tell that anything happened?

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Oofo?

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Can anyone summarize the plot of this film? #monsterdon

How are the sets and props SO GOOD? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

It happened! What happened? It happened! #monsterdon

OOFO

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Where's the Dom Jot table? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"Oof oh"

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Oh...Backrooms!!

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OO-fo!

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all the scene jumping, I'm at a loss

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What?? What happened? Nothing happened! #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Oofo!

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"Lucky bastard"

… for getting a high pair? That… does not require much luck, buddy.

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"It happened!" WHAT happened?!

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I too enjoy a good space game of Numberwang.
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U.F.O. vs. Ufo (pronounced as a single word) strikes again!

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#monsterdon "I have all the numbers now"

Is this Numberwang?

"...how does the game work?"
"No idea, just zoom in a lot."

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'Tis a silly game.

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Is that Frankie Pantangelli?

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And this is why Jedi are not allowed to have personal relationships. They’d take cheat and manipulate like nobody’s business.

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You might as well give in graciously and come to bed.. Yup, Italian space epic, alright..

I watched a bit of the WSOP on ESPN this year for the first time in a long time. Lon McCharen and Norman Chad are still great on the broadcasts. The guy that won this year was a youngster(2o's?) from Spokane, WA #monsterdon

"Sorry if I'm too high"
*camera just keeps awkwardly zooming in*
Hehe
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None of this movie has anything to do with the premise of the movie. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Did they raid Giorgio Moroder's closet for Dirk's costume? #monsterdon

"oo-fo"

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BINGO!

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I'm seeing a lot of super powers straight out of Austin Powers

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#monsterdon glad to know there's still vague honky-tonk piano playing in poker & rotgut joints in the future

You could cut the gay sexual tension in this movie with a knife, and all of the parts involving women seem forced and fake.

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Shouldn't future gambling be more high-tech?

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#monsterdon "That's right, duty comes first" Enough there for a remake of the george W. "duty" dance number.

This is pretty enjoyable as a monsterdon flick with the exception of some of the really weird racism stuff they throw in every 15 minutes or so

Aaaaand we have cyberman boxing

Stuntman Mike wants his jacket back.

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In the future, every man has a mustache inspired by spaghetti westerns.

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"Star Odyssey"!? More like Snot Odyseey...

STOP IT WITH THE CLOSEUPS!

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"I'd be more worried about that tapeworm going to town on your large intestine." #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

I'll raise you three chocolate coins

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Ok Paul is calling Spider-Uncle Ben.....Temu Burt Lancaster. He wins!! 😂😂

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Jeff.
Omg I would kill for someone with a hyphen of a ` in their name. Can I have anything? I would settle for an allusion to the Odyssey. Give me a tall guy with an eyepatch I'm begging you.
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I'm already tired of the eye things 😩

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Dude twiddling his thumbs because this stare has gone on awkwardly long. #Monsterdon

That spider sweater is something a grandma would give you because she thinks its fabulous, but can't wear it herself and doesn't know anyone else it would fit.

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Jeff... Thor.. Spiderman.. Zeus.. Piglet..

Some very exciting poker.

This movie has it all.

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That shirt is the best thing about this film #monsterdon

Can we go back to the boxing? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Everyone watching wildly different versions as they joke makes me feel like Billy Pilgrim. Jokes from the past and the future!
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#starodysessy

@RachelThornSub I know right

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Hey he had some gold dust!

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My spider sense says you’re bluffing.

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No respect for intellectual property

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Spiderdirk, Spiderdirk. Doing the things a spider can. #monsterdon

And it's another KO by way of being folded into a cube as the Android wins the Android versus Human fight for the 500th time.

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“Dark-skinned units”???? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Okay I am invested in the robot wrestling.
A galaxy wide world of sports.
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"Hey Jeff, wake up!"

"Oh, sorry, I was mugging for the camera."

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This is like how Highlander just has random wrestling #monsterdon

Tear out his transistors!
Grrrrrrr argh man sounds.
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This “walking the corridor” scene was the inspiration for Scorsese’s night club scene in Goodfellas when Henry walks Karen in the side entrance.

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Why does the boxing robot have a dad bod?

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The prof is the anti-AI: undisciplined and independent. #Monsterdon

Android vs human world championship. Is it that time of the year already?

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Magnus, Robot Fighter, had fallen on hard times... #Monsterdon

No whammies! No whammies!

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@klu9 😆

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You're telling me this movie inspired Real Steel, starring Hugh Jackman?

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This is before they thought to add a Sock 'Em robot to the match, to offset. #Monsterdon

Yipes, so the aliens are kidnapping Black people, and everyone else is watching pro wrestling. Sounds like America. #Monsterdon

Do you have to pay a Cyberman scale if he boxes in your low-budget Star Wars ripoff?

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In the future the difference between boxing and wrestling will blur I see.

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Wait…

Did we switch movies?

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Bot boxing?

Oh, I’m sorry. Android…sorry. I can’t alliterate that.

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"The dirty could-be-a-dozen. It's-hard-to-tell."

All the characters could interchangeably be protagonists, antagonists, or foils, with the exception of one obvious villain who's not really doing anything apart from telling his TV to do racism.

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I wouldn't call it spectacular, Bob #monsterdon

that's an obvious Cyberman ripoff!

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it wouldn't be a 70's movie if we didn't stop and comment on the attractiveness of the woman
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wow: we've gone from a Timelord professor to a cyberman boxer…
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#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
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why does the android have a pot belly?

okay that was a really good flip there. like seriously the best thing in the entire film.

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#monsterdon lol is this boxing or wrestling

Lucha libre!

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Wait- is this the real Italian Spider-Man?
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#starodysessy

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Hercules yeeted himself into space!!!!

@strangefour It IS a bit Chris Claremont.

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Wow, the Cat in the Hat's really outdone himself. There's Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3, Thing M, Thing Q... #monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@holly

But only because it was cut down to 95 minutes from the original 10 years

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Italy

Great cars: Invented here

Great movies: Not invented here

#Monsterdon