oooooh, "the high law"

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Back to space Alcatraz, this is where the shorter version jumps to.

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I need, like, a spreadsheet or something to keep track of who all has flashy eye powers.

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So the evil space slaver scale face has his own villain?
Oh wait no he just murdered his rival with hypno eyes.
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@Taweret neither did the folks who made this.

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We paid big money for this glowing eye effect, we're damn well going to use it.

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This space auction is like a bad fever dream blending Ming's imperial court from the 80's Flash Gordon and the Senate on Coruscant from Star Wars. Presided over by Spock's older brother for some reason. #Monsterdon

NO ONE DIES IN THE IMPERIAL COURT without a direct order from the Emperor!

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The soundtrack tells me something serious is happening.

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@ramsey omg please

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Scanners!

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Here we go with the eyes again. #Monsterdon

Maybe buy some pins with those credits

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Now it's closeups on really really bad makeup effects. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

ZOOOOOOM BATTLE

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it's funny how hard they worked on his snakeskin makeup and how terrible it still looks from any distance

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You're no one in this movie without a really high collar. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon So, does the director have some kind of weird eye-ball fetish? Is that a thing?

100 MILLION credits
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I, for one, welcome our new overlord. (He could hardly be worse than our current ones.)

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I can't wait till I get my cut - how you going to spend yours?

#monsterdon
#StarOdyssey

@JoeWynne

So fucking hungry now.

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Battle of the skin conditions #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

The man with veins
Now has the reins

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@hollie Watch out for the bacterial. #Monsterdon

Great, robot racism. Great.

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The itchy actors in those robot suits need the loooofah...

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Well don't I feel like da bell of da ball

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ofc the Slaver can get their paws on 100M credits #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie They're looking for fried chicken, will brb.

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400 Quatloos! #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Is this supposed to be an auction that was already referenced at the start of the movie? #monsterdon

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#StarOddyssey1979

like they're just increasing bids by random increments

Someone doesn't know how auctions work…

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“Teeming with the rarest of all life forms, insects!!!” #Monsterdon

class B sun?

I guess the aliens have a different classification system but this bugs me

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Why just the dark-skinned homo sapiens for slaves? Did I miss that? Was it a racism?

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100 million quatloos

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Tear off his differential!
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#starodysessy

its a yellow dwarf sun actually

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this needs space vampires for the real estate deal #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero It doesn't matter.

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@crowbriarhexe oof ooof ooof oofoh #Monsterdon

Special Makeup Effects by

People who are so bad that they weren't even hired for Doctor Who

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“Golden Taco”

Hahahaha!!!

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The Auction of Triskelion #Monsterdon

Who are the waffle people and why hasn’t anyone eaten them yet?

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Graduates of the
Father Guido Sarducci UFO school.

They gave Sol a B. That's fair. #Monsterdon

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I hope Golden Taco does not win the bid..

Who was the first science fiction author to call future money "credits?" Presumably he got rich from that in fake money.

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Golden Taco!!! What a great name. :) #monsterdon

Hey, that’s us!

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Captain Waffle Face has amazingly luxurious hair
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Gor Taco?

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this is absolutely the wrong cut to be following isn't it

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Lord Gar bids 5 million credits #Monsterdon

Wigs credit to Spirit Halloween

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This auctioneer's throne might be the best actor in the film so far

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"Well, on the one hand we have a planet rich in natural resources.
Price one mil."

"On the other a planet with lichen, pond scum, and seaweed.
Price 5 mil, real bargain."

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What a strange flashback. #Monsterdon

5 million quatloos!

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#monsterdon the iconic HR Puffenstuf planetary auction scene

Did I fall asleep? Or this movie makes no sense?
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also that's not a very exciting auction

@wohali yeah, which would make more sense at the beginning

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Damn he probably could have gone 500k for that first one #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon Come on! You're auctioning off a whole planet!

Do a fast-talking action voice!

The upshot is that since everyone in this film is a self serving evil bastard, if this ends in a bloodbath it won’t be all that distressing.

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on the OOF-o!! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@bunnyhero ...i guess this is the place where the ship "bought" the planet, right? :eyethink:

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@moira Rubber Ducky YOU'RE MY FRIEND!

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The Mos Eisely cantina before it became a rundown hive with better halloween masks.
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I keep thinking that one guy is Ian McShane… #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

What if we did boring stuff….but in space? #monsterdon

Why are they standing next to each other and shouting lmao
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we're now in the land of everyone wears a weird mask!

Entertaining that this is an Italian film with Characters like “Flanagan” 🤣

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I've neve seen a movie fail at proper names like this one..

Welcome to the Space System Shopping Channel.

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ooof-oh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Seriously. What the hell is even going on? #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

#monsterdon i have lost all track of continuity lol. weren’t we in a spaceship going to the moon?

The commander began his monologue very reserved, and rose to a brilliant crescendo, and what he was saying didn’t match his delivery at all.

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Greatest scene in any movie EVAAAAAR!

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Yes, sir! With AI, sir! 1500 Prompts, sir!

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I have never heard someone pronounce ufo as oohfoh before.
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oof-oh is ... woww..

This the the greatest speech ever committed to film!

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Those little shoulder spoilers on their blue suits make me think they're airborne a lot

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Hey, it's Adam Warlock. #Monsterdon

that's how I feel about this movie. OOF-oh....

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why IS HE YELLING AT THE CAMERA

Give that man an Oscar!

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yeah that's what passes for emotion among this cast

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Are they having a mustache fight? #monsterdon
#starodysessy

Raising pitch instead of volume is a choice

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I'll find out, Commander, by asking ChatGPT. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

“Nuclear cannon.” That sounds serious.

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:ohno: Oof-oh! #Monsterdon