Trying for the Snidely Whiplash look #Monsterdon

U+1E709 MOON SPACE

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It sure was crazy of you to bet all that money on me...

Come on, Irene!

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“ADRIAN!”

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#monsterdon Was that... A Dr. Who's Cyberman?

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Didn't we already see The Wrestling Women VS. The Aztec Robot?

Ooh, a whole $400, that'll cover half of Laramie's bar tab #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I wonder what the robot is doing

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#Monsterdon is that the space version of a members only jacket?

I like that you can see the actor's eyes in the robot costume. #monsterdon
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Worst adaptation of 7 Samurai ever.

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One thing I've learned from #Monsterdon is that it can be hard to keep a narrative throughline and sometimes low budget films just feel like a series of unrelated scenes despite having the same characters.

Why don't they just use the gambler to hypnotize these aliens into giving them back Sol 3?

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How wonderful that someone wrote that without the assistance of AI!
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#monsterdon I just dropped in the movie and let's say I'm having a big context collapse

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You knocked out ... a robot???

Did that man just flip over the robot during a boxing match?

He did it again! And then he kicked the referee! What is this, the UFC?

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Please save us el Santo Robo.
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@diazona Is there though? 😂

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Are the aliens still invading, or are we sticking with Space Rocky for the rest of this? #monsterdon
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#Monsterdon I don't understand how this boxing match connects to any other part of the movie.

It is also a very dumb idea.

Thank goodness we didn't have to listen to the AI-generated poetry.

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The golldurn boxing match is still going???

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This is like if William S. Burroughs wrote Star Wars. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

@binford2k Yes, yes you did, I did too

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Yay! back to the robot - human fight!

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how long can he stand it indeed. #monsterdon

They could have gotten trained fighters for that robot, but they didn't. They chose not to.

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#monsterdon robot boxing is still going on?????

Skinny Norman vs. Hercules Cyberman
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MUCHA MECHA LUUUUUUUUCHA!!
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“I rue the day I ever let him into my penitentiary” #Monsterdon

@hollie oh but there's all that groovy space music

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1000 quatloos on the Cyberman!!!! #Monsterdon

I was on the edge of my seat anticipating the end of this android v. human fight.

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Meanwhile, back at the fights...

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and back to the "boxing". Man, how long is this match? #monsterdon

What the fuck? Is this fight still going on?

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Punch him the the servos!
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meanwhile, in another scene unrelated to anything else

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Yay! The boxing is back! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

MY MICRONAUTS! DON'T TAKE THEM NOOOOOOOO!

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Stop with the eye zooms 😭
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"What is the reason for your visit?"

Facial hair care advice.

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Not my personal space, noooooo it hurts when you get close to me. #Monsterdon

ACTING!

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That curved stache is called the coke catcher.

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But he already won the auction. Was that really necessary? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

this movie has a point?

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Ok I had to go get custard, did anything happen? #monsterdon

Did we interrupt this guy in the middle of an episode of constipation? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

is this the guy from the west wing

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When do they place the scenes from Godzilla? ​:godzilla:​ #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

Dude is a terrible DJ
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I don't know who the fight coordinator was, but it wasn't Jackie Chan
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The voice actor for this prison warden is just not quite right…

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#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
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why is his voice like that?

TROUBLE I tell you! NOTHING but TROUBLE!

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Wait is this a prison riot or a slave revolt? I wasn't paying attention when we visited this prison before.
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You can tell he's a villain because he doesn't have an AWESOME MOUSTACHE.

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*gasps in pain*

this is me, watching this movie.

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Foley team: Finally!

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#monsterdon lol this is gross and transactional and all, but I do think it's cute to kiss your partner's hand when they're caressing your face

Nicely done, smoochy girl. #Monsterdon

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all the reanimees are wearing long underwear with boots for some reason. Also, the mock turtle necks

What purpose to do the bumps on their hoods serve? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Attention Breakout. When the consumer looks away from the ad for a moment. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon If I ran a space-ship full of slaves, I would get a someone a little less stupid to work the control panel.

100 million space bucks!!!

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@Taweret no one can hear you sex in deep space.
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Ooops. I'm back. Did I miss anything, or were people just staring at each other and making out?

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He punched that guy right in the head-balls! #monsterdon

Ex Machina En Masse

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I'm man dying !

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Jail break on the moon .... Open the windows...
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Spray paint some ping pong balls and glue them to a shower cap: instant guard costume!

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@apLundell at times i feels more like a series of weird unrelated scenes

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Me: It's becoming a porno.

P: Nah, it's just Italian.

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#StraightForPay #Monsterdon

Obviously, this is an informal setting. Kissing is okay to distract people for secret attacks.

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have they gotten to the philatelic items up for auction yet #Monsterdon

This movie is made entirely of sexism, racism, polyester, and the smell of Marlboro Reds #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

This is the worst piece of Homestuck fanfic ever.

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Is he wearing a dinosaur costume?

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@Taweret everything and nothing? Either the movie is indecipherable or it is a very clever koan.

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her hair appears to've survived being "under the freeze ray" spectacularly well…

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Was this movie made before consent was invented?

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Thanks for reanimating me.. says the sultry kitten..

shes got an M on her shirt for #monsterdon

Mmmmmm

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I guess the robots and androids still can’t cut it outside the Sol system. Therefore: slave auctions.

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Jeez she’s tall.

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This is Pinhead's backstory, when he was younger and still had hair. #Monsterdon

Here I thought the guy was watching porn on the job. #Monsterdon

"Next we sell Sol 8..."
"3 million!"

SHIT, IT'S PLUTO. I THOUGHT I WAS BUYING NEPTUNE. CHARON'S NOT EVEN INCLUDED.

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The subtitles are insistent that we live on "Soul Three" #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

It's almost as if they scripted this from a random stack of comic books and Heavy Metal magazines.

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Did we go back in time? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

oooooh, "the high law"

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Back to space Alcatraz, this is where the shorter version jumps to.

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