Norman needed to yell parkour!

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I miss the Texan Robot Cop from Star Crash already.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Yep, that emergency safety button is up safely out of reach of anyone that could accidentally hit it.
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When is the niece going to brush her hair? Don't they brish hair in the future? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Donald the Duck would like to have his chrome robot nightmare back

"Light of my transistors"

How is this not in romcom script rotation

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Damn you, Norman!
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Tilly is a trans sister? Not in this movie she's not #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon they're getting the band back together!

Ah! Getting the old band back together! I recognize this trope! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

This movie brought to you by tetanus #monsterdon

Parkour! #monsterdon

Nah, this droid is in love(?).

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Great. Now there's a robot Rick Moranis. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Oh wow something approaching tension #monsterdon

Oh, gods! It's like Marvin the Robot crossed with Woody Allen! Someone save us. Give us more boxing! AUGH! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Holy fuck i think we're finally syncing w everyone's else now. In the junkyard too!

Where's Freddy's body?

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YEET

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So we have to save Space Daisey Duck?

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Finally, someone to root for, the crane operator able to finally remove a character from this narrative. #Monsterdon

So he has seconds to do the 5 hour robot saving process? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

FUCKING NORMAN. FUCK YOU NORMAN. NORMAN THEY ARE GOING TO KILL MY BELOVED TRASH CAN NORMAN #monsterdon

This robot monkey runs on AA batteries?
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#starodysessy

Awww, dangit. Duckbots!? I was hoping they'd find the script in the junkyard.

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Whew! The robots in this film are in a bad bad way!! #MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

Romeo and Juliet Robots

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LOW RENT C3PO! :ahhhhhhh: :ahhhhhhh: #Monsterdon

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ANSWER to tonight's poll
Which title below has tonight's feature NOT been known by in other markets?

RESULTS
17% Battle for Space CORRECT ANSWER (as always, not making this up)
17% Metallica
0% Captive Planet
67% Seven Gold Men in Space

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Marvin the paranoid android and his wife? They are as sad as the audience.
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How did Marvin the Paranoid Android show up in this movie???

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Depressed C3-P0 #Monsterdon

Marvin, is that you?

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

@paco #monsterdon "i" jacket is the blue check of yore

UMM why are his nipples little light bulbs?

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This is just like the picnic basket scene where Jess outbid Dean for Rory's basket on Gilmore Girls.

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"Your five hours haven't been wasted."

Can't say the same for the audience.

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okay I love this robot too

I love all the robots

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Did he just say it runs on two AAA batteries
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Man, did this guy do all his exercise stunts?

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@berniethewordsmith

Context? We don't need no stinking context. Ha ha ha.

This is MONSTERDON!!!

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And he's able to do all that without any tools or soldering irons or anything. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon In my experience, all the best robots are found in a junk yard.

"This is why it's good we standardized on USBC"

Reattaches arm.

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

"Replace the power unit" and the tree lights will come on #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Don't look at how much movie is remaining. It's so much more than I thought.

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Now it's Christmas!
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#starodysessy

Five hours LOL #Monsterdon

so far we've had people wearing the letters e, m, and j. Is this a secret Jem and the Holograms movie?
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#starodysessy

She's been standing there with her hands on her hips for.... FIVE HOURS!?!

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R2? Where are you?
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i'm with m -->
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"This'll be perfect for the top of the xmas tree!" #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

thrill! as a man sifts through a junkyard to rebuilt a lamp!

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IS HE RECRUITING THE TRASH COMPACTOR #monsterdon

Irene is like, "This is seriously the best date I've ever been on, when this guy is done fishing around for stuff I'm going to tell him he's the one"

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

The Executive Producer just called. That first robot wasn't cute enough!

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#StarOdyssey1979

I like the fashion statement of just wearing a blue jacket with a gigantic lowercase "j" on the back. #Monsterdon

OK, but I would wear the HELL out of her outfit

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Why does he have the world’s largest monogramed J on the back of his jacket?

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#monsterdon suspicious amount of 1979 junk in this future junkyard

@Taweret Impressive mustaches, though.

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If she’ll go with you to pull-a-part, she’s a keeper.

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@Lazarou

How very dare you!! I've already spotted a wing mirror for an Alfa Romeo GT Junior!

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Oh, this was in the trailer. They're going to recover a robot for reasons.

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Should we wait for the invention of the stabilized camera? Nah, walking around with a camera will be okay for this movie nobody will see.

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#monsterdon #starodyssey

Space Trash!!

j is for junkyard

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Hey, I have some stock footage of a junkyard- can we work that in?
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#starodysessy

They may not have had non-linear editing yet, but damn if they hadn’t mastered non-linear storytelling! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

What? A car compactor? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon meanwhile, rock em sock em robots continues

@socketwench nobody saw it coming

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@paco Splitters!

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Wtf is going on?

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Now we're in a dump. Now this is appropriate. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

#Monsterdon So this is still the "Getting the team together" part of the story?

Why are we filming in a 1979s junkyard? #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

and now THIS GUY wants to bring some friends? i realize we're trying to save the earth from literal slaver aliens, but like, how big a party do we need?

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Footage of car crushing?

What the hell?

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Norman: AKA "Squirrel Twerp".
The balding hand-to-hand specialist that flips Irene's wig.

"Are you as good a lover as a fighter?"
"no."

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Are we still assembling the party???? #monsterdon

Meanwhile, in the FIAT graveyard...

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It's not true, that's why uncle is reassembling the Avengers #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@steggy This is Wrestling Robot versus the Aztec Women. Very different.

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"Nobody can fight like you can."

That… is not necessarily a compliment.

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Oceans Eleven #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ok, but why this shot?

"Why did you break me out of prison?"

"Well, you see, we need you to kick this Oofo in its dangly bits."

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"Nobody can fight like you can. No, I don't mean that as a compliment." #monsterdon

@steggy we did yeah

good times...

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"My uncle says nobody" comma "can fight like you do" #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

😉

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#monsterdon $40 is a reasonable casual bet in the future? They didn't think inflation was really going to go up or down huh

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I, too, would do whatever Raquel Welch wanted me to..

why are the lights flickering

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#monsterdon The dune adaptation nobody asked for

that was fighting?

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Trying for the Snidely Whiplash look #Monsterdon

U+1E709 MOON SPACE

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