128 tonnes, take one down and pass it around, 127 tonnes...

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Well name tyhat we have collected the seven samurai err... a handful of useless space archetypes, can we start the plot now?
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

128 tons of synthetic gold?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Who names characters Sean and Bridget?

WTF?

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#Monsterdon Ok, The Team is all together.

Now let's do some kind of adventure.

wait so the robots are racist?
#Monsterdon

"synthetic gold"?

#Monsterdon

PREHISTORIC CAVE ROBOT
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Am I the only one who wants to hit the scriptwriter with a car, or

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This robot really got over his suicidal tendencies in a hurry. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Three dozen heroes later…

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“An atomic ambush for the aliens” #Monsterdon

They have robots of both genders. With eyelashes and without eyelashes.

#monsterdon

WILL NO ONE TREAT TRASHBOT"S ANXIETY!?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

why are we laughing

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Sean and Bridget!

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Even the robots are racist. #Monsterdon

Robot racism? Got it.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon What the hell? That's HARSH. #roboteugenics

Tilly is too woke.

#Monsterdon

Tilly has eyelashes. #Monsterdon

Even other robots throwing shade on the professor's diy bot #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

#monsterdon Kinda dig the uniforms tho

In the future robots will have no fingers

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#StarOdyssey1979

Robots racist against roombas.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

WHAT EVEN IS

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Oh good even the robots are fascists #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Atomic ambush? I assume that's like the space version of an atomic wedige

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Lucky for us white people the aliens are super racist.

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"we're still bright and shiny"

this is what i'm going to say in the event i ever feel true joy again.

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Jon Saxon's lighting stand in.

#Monsterdon

He’s the Commander of run-on sentences.

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I can't keep up with this "movie". What the hell is going on?!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Fucking hell Norman leave the poor robots alone already
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Parsecs per what? Why does no one look up “parsec” before they slap it in a space opera script?

#Monsterdon

So robots that can't be harmed by attacks wanted to commit suicide but failed because they can't be hurt? And yet they were partially dismantled... I don't understand this space AI bullshit.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Playing the hits (the hits are racisms) #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"and we're still very bright and shiny."

buh

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@steggy "batteries" 🤭 (giggle emoji) #MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

I genuinely like that they didn't give the robots "robot" voices. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon You think this all makes sense in Italian?

I think that was supposed to be an impressive special effect, but I don;t know what it was supposed to be. #Monsterdon

So we're on movie five...? six? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon christ

Hang on, these robots were designed to have feelings, end up committing suicide, and you bring them back? This is a real Who's the Real Monster moment. #Monsterdon

So we stole those robots from their afterlife because ??????? seems fun?

#Monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith

Though in retrospect I should not have referenced a classic good movie like "High Sierra".

#Monsterdon

(Marvin would obliterate these two. the merest thought of the idea of realizing that these two once existed, even in someone's imagination, is what made Marvin depressed.)

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FUCKING NORMAN WHY ARE YOU THROWING A STICK AT ME NORMAN #monsterdon

Wow. That was. super. realistic.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

"Tilt got me out of a tricky situation" I was losing my pinball game #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@LingLass https://carlashes.com/

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Then we tried to create humans with human emotions, that also failed #monsterdon

Paul keeps making Million Dollar Man sound effects when he swan dive leaps!

#Monsterdon

What the fuck was… they forgot why they made a… what the fucking what?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

My God! "how can you be so unfeeling?!?"

#MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
#StarOddyssey1979

he should not keep fiddling with his shiny belt like that

#monsterdon we join Italian Sigourney Weaver and teenage Sean Connery on the set of the brave little toaster, live action adaptation

OMG the duck billed out of breath neurotic suicidal robot I love it it's like mecha howard the duck

my gosh, why they search for this robot, it can be the worst on this movie
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#starodyssey1979

This exposition... might come in handy later on? #monsterdon

Girl robots have impressive eyelashes. I'm surprised Marvino doesn't have a mustache.
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#starodysessy

You could just end the movie on the robots walking off into the distance.

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they are prototypes. you can tell cant you.

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robuts!! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

This movie makes Sid and Marty Krofft seem rational.

#Monsterdon

ROBUTS

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This is not Silicon Heaven, where all the little calculators go.

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Sexy Silver Evil Space Entity members only jacket, Babe.

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I don’t really get anything else, but I approve of this guy wearing a jacket with a big ‘j’ on the back. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

And the robots lived happily ever after. THE END. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

ah yes, hilarious, two amnesiac suicidal robots. (wow, this movie.)

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"I'm sorry our suicide pact was a failure" is certainly a line.

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"I'm sorry our suicide pact was a failure" oh the number of times a day I say the same thing #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

what was any of that about

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Wait, Tilly has boobs. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #starodyssey

You reactivate them by bonking them on the head!!

Gendered eyelashes? 🙄 #Monsterdon

Quick Norman, get that trash off her! I would help but my costume sucks!
#monsterdon
#starodysessy

teletubbies would never commit suicide?

#Monsterdon

Five hours watching him? Ouch.
I'm pretty sure our 103 minutes are being wasted.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Jean Michelle Jarre heard this soundtrack and want's his motifs back.

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

It’s cool that these droids have auto balancing functions even without power.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"We love each other so much" we decided to kill ourselves rather than spend forever together #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

NORMAN GET THE FUCKING TRASH OFF HER NORMAN FUCKING HURRY NORMAN YOU BIG GIANT PIECE OF NORMAN GODDAMMIT NORMAN #monsterdon

What did I tell you: LOTS OF SPARE BATTERIES

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Now another five hours... #Monsterdon

@Louisa they're just aware of what movie they're in.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

So why do they need the robots? Norman seems quite spry in his own right.

#Monsterdon

Robot Racism!

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#StarOdyssey1979

Marvino, il Roboto Paranodio
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#starodysessy

i do appreciate that the robot is making the human do the physical labor here.

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

The eyelashes!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
#StarOddyssey1979

Norman is the best jumper

because of course Tilly has false eyelashes because she’s a GIRL robot

🙄🙄🙄 #Monsterdon

ok, I begrudgingly offer them a point for inventing parkour 25 years early…

#monsterdon

Did this movie inspire "Heartbeeps"?

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Well, at least we can tell the suicidal robots' gender by their eyelashes. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "We're engaged, you know. We love each-other deeply."

Sure, That's a reasonable thing for a robot to say, moment after he explains that he was trying to commit suicide.

@cherizilla tall order 😂

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979