Why did the niece break up with Dirk?

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#monsterdon if they just started to film in new locations with new actors, I don't think I could tell

#Monsterdon a presence i've not felt since...

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I was thinking of Dirk.. I was thinking of Holly... movie.. ?? !!!

"Sean and Bridget" Sean the sheep and Bridget Jones #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

The aliens just giving up and leaving seems entirely consistent with what I expect from this movie

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@annathepiper Keep trying!!

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Aww the Midwich Cuckoos have all grown up!

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So basically, the situation from the start of the movie hasn’t changed at all #monsterdon

@brooke They are what they're trained on.

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Here comes the wig ladies in the forest #Monsterdon

this is all making sense now

#Monsterdon

Maybe it's time to accept that there doesn't need to be a reason why there's a guy doing acrobatics, a guy digging a hole, and two robots channeling the Lockhorns all in the same frame.

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The girls from Invasion Yufo disembarking from the oofo?

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@josh0 That’s a great rate of speed!
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Yeah everyone I know who works in a lab really enjoys wearing leotards and giant gold belt buckles, I mean science demands rigor

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ok, look, "what the fuck is happening" is a routine enough #monsterdon thought, but this really is a what the fuck is happening kind of film.

@apLundell is this movie trying to convince the audience to join them? #monsterdon
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Where are all the Star Wars #monsterdon

In the future chem lab attire has changed.

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honestly this live-action superfriends just doesn't have the pizazz of the original?

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"Tilly, I've written you a poem, do you want to hear it?"

No.

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It's no-pants day in the enthirium research lab

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That outfit flies in the face of science lab safety! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"Tilly, my darling, light of my transistors!"

Who wrote this?

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Discount Telly Savalas was havin’ his brain probed by tile face alien dude.

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I've written a poem for you, wanna hear it? It's called Passion in a Printed <<SOCK>>

Did they mean to leave the comic robot music on here?

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I’m so relieved we didn’t have to hear the poem

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world class trills on the Moog there

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These robots are making me wish I was in a suicide pact... #monsterdon

why is the guy randomly doing gymnastics in the field while the robots are arguing about why they wanted to commit suicide
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(attempts to cast Summon Plot)

(attempts to cast Conjure Plot)

(attempts to cast Make at Least One Scene Make Sense)

(scours the entire Arcanaeum of the College of Winterhold)

DAMMIT THERE MUST BE A SPELL IN HERE SOMEWHERE TO FIX THIS MOVIE

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Y'all, fume hood, PLEASE! Think of the safety!

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WTF is with Headstand Dude what IS this #Monsterdon anymore?

#monsterdon 'Kay so we have Garage Sale Dr. Strange and Garage Sale Hellraiser Pinhead now

Fantastic direction. "Just kind of roll around & do gymnastics in the background but mind the kids in the robot costumes" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I hope these two crazy kids manage to complete their suicide pact by the end of the movie.

The bald guy reminds me of Draco

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Did Tilly just chastise Tilt for the equivalent of robot bestiality with him winking at calculators and her calling it undignified?

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ok I agree that tumbling practice on a lawn is fun, but it's also pretty distracting and you have to much arch for those handstands that's a 7.5 kiddo

@amyfou

I choose to believe you spelled odyssey that way on purpose. You will not change my mind. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

That guy got a skin problem!
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What must they have talked about at the cast parties

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@Crazypedia Oh, right, it will be cringe.

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a lil cortizone will clear that right up.

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THEY CAN REACH A VELOCITY OF SEVERAL PARSECS! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon The robots are amusing I guess, having their little spat.

a lot has passed, and even so, nothing really happens on this movie
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@skatem It’s too late to introduce a plot at this point. The movie will be over before we can resolve it. Might as well just power through.

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Correction, the robot is racist AND misogynistic.

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“Male chauvinist robot.”

Classic. Let’s end the movie here.

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These are the robots Elon wants to marry. #Monsterdon

synthetic gold? what?

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what why backflips wh #monsterdon

At this point I want it on the record that I voted for the ridiculous jellyfish movie. With bikinis and everything #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

they went down over macho grande

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Why is this guy doing cartwheels?

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I feel like we are at the point of the movie where Tom and Crow start to go mad and just yell at the screen in pure rage until they have exhausted themselves.
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@Violinknitter but there's only 45 minutes left- that's only two or three eternities!
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I really want that guy to get a facial or something, just MOISTURIZE

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Oh shit, so The Professor is Professor X? #monsterdon

I thought the Sonic Sunglasses in Doctor Who was the dumbest idea but now I've seen Sonic Contact Lenses #Monsterdon

Show. off.

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which one's ford beebee?

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@hollie A watched movie won't plot?

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Sean and Bridget? Irish master criminals? #Monsterdon

I wish all these characters ill.

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@JoeWynne@mstdn.plus i'll bet there's more casual racism
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A nuclear tank?! what is your objective on the field when you deploy one? #Monsterdon

Classic mistake putting the sexy female criminal in suspended animation with perfectly shampooed hair. They were just asking for trouble with those lonely horny Italian guards.

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Forbidden planet

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this movie has one thing going for it, which is I can leave the room and come back and as far as I can tell nothing has happened because literally nothing happens

(except Italian robot racism)

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"Your duty is to ensure the safety of Sean and Bridget."

Irish privilege, I guess?

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The professor, on top of being a metalurgist, robotic engineer, and hypnotist was also a politician.

And looks like a hung over Telly Savalas.

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We're only halfway through this movie

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Those boots though.

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The mind boggles at what could not happen in this movie in the next 45 minutes.

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Sean and Bridget!

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If that's all you need, no problem. Let me just doordash some enderium quick

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You certainly CANNOT use my old lavatory!! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Careful, if you don't keep an eye on him, Temu Vila will steal your... endymion?

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That wizard must have milked a lot of enths to gather that much enthurium. #Monsterdon

Now all they need to complete their team is Space Don Cheadle with a bad Space Cockney accent.
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Wait, that's a different container! #Monsterdon

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suddenly all the dudes have shiny metal belt holsters for some reason?

Have we talked yet about how the Lead Scientist / Ringmaster looks a lot like Mussolini?

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Give me a break. Those are bb's #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Let's smoke it! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

He can use the Schwarz!

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how this movie can be so long?
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I'm sorry, Telly Savalas. But you just aren't pulling off that particular Snuggie.

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@diazona

They needed it to stabilize all that H128!

(Obscure movie ref)

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"A weak point in the molecular structure" wut

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@adi not that I'm aware of
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@berniethewordsmith I am *obsessed* with the outfits in this movie. The costume designers were geniuses

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So the bald guy in the Ming the Merciless robe really was just a corrupt politician and criminal.

OMG, he's Lex Luthor. #Monsterdon

So wait their old scheme was fake gold?

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Oh right there is supposed to be a plot happening still isn't there
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@amyfou It's itchy!

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