Colonialist Professor having flashbacks to having impotence at one of his bunga bunga parties.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey #StarOdyssey1979

I don't have enough alcohol for this...whatever it is... #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

#monsterdon Was this soundtrack... Released? Is the composer... Alive?

Someone saw Martin Short's, Jackie Rogers Jr. character and made a race out of it.

#Monsterdon

"The alien invaders are overwhelming our defenses!" the movie goes back to what it does best, telling because it can't afford to show #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Geeze. That guy must have done some serious acid in the 60's #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

It’s becoming a serious earworm 😬#Monsterdon

What a great idea sending the robots who can't run to deliver the message

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

In an emergency it's always important to choose the slowest-moving people to spread the alarm. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

#Monsterdon these robots do *not* have a healthy relationship. they need counseling

Why do futuristic robots never have radios?

#monsterdon
#StarOdyssey

Warn Sean and Bridget! And take your sweet time!

#monsterdon #starodyssey

worst fight ever.
Professor is smar, as he watches everything from his TV and can change the channel whenner he wants
#monsterdon
#starodyssey1979

Is this a singing in the rain situation where the music track got unsynced? Why is the wacky fun in a field music still playing?

#monsterdon

Dude's got the worst tinnitis. #Monsterdon

doo doo doo dooo doo doo doooo 🎵

*alien battle happens*

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Lightsaber fan service

#monsterdon #starodyssey

I may have just picked up the light saber but I'm better with it than you solders who have had years of practice,
#Monsterdon

More SciFi battles need Space Circus music.

#monsterdon
#starodysessy

STOP THE MUSIC! Silence is better than this carnival chatter on loop.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Time for a nice stroll in the woods! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon blair witch project

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
#StarOddyssey1979

'advance to the rear!'

Odyssey of inappropriately jaunty incidental music #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

come on tilly, let's get off this crazy flick.

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

we've absolutely seen this scene with alien wig lightsabers in a previous #monsterdon movie

Swords of Alien Killing +1

#Monsterdon

Me tuning my guitar for half an hour would have been a better soundtrack.

#Monsterdon

Nothing makes action better than cutting to a guy watching the action #monsterdon

Light sabres now? How original!
#monsterdon #starodyssey

The professor is more interested in his cable tv show that doing anything USEFUL! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon #starodyssey

Flippy McCartwheel is winning!

Meanwhile the music is teaching 4 year olds the alphabet or something.

#monsterdon

the music is just perfect

#monsterdon

Is this a sword or a boink stick?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon Beware of the Blonde Army

Ah, I see we hired the special effects team from Old Who and the soundtrack composer from Gumby.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

They appear to have legally distinct light cutlass.

#Monsterdon

Lightsabers! Or handsaws. Could be either #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

what the f

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

it's like they couldn't even afford more than one demo track on the casio. it came with four but there was a defective keyboard on sale which only had the one and they were like "sure that'll do"

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

He's really excited to be the first human to get his ass kicked by both an android and an alien

#Monsterdon

light sabres!

#Monsterdon

.. and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Are they using the flash bars off of camera's as ray guns?
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

The music certainly reflects my level of excitement at this time.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Look we got light sabers too!

#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

Oh no they gave Hanson laser swords. #Monsterdon

Did he just "shoot" a camera flash? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lightsabers

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

We have now identified Norman's fighting style. Gymkata.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon So, these guys in blue are Earth's best combat specialists.

Everybody keep that in mind.

This is definitely gunfight music.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Star wars! #monsterdon

@strangefour 1. brb adding that to my list

2. the word "best" has no place in this event

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA ODYSSEY 🌟👾🚀💥

Have you seen them all?
Alfonso Brescia's (pseudonym "Al Bradley") four post-Star Wars "films"

🔸Cosmos: War of the Planets (a.k.a. Year Zero War in Space)
🔸Battle of the Stars (a.k.a. Battle in Interstellar Space)
🔸War of the Robots (a.k.a. Reactor)
🔸Star Odyssey

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I'd ask if anyone could fill me in on what Tue fuck is going on, but I already k ow the answer.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Ah, Tilt and Tilly

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"There's extraterrestrials!"

You mean aliens?

No fucking shit. #Monsterdon

Random Calisthenics #Monsterdon

Yes. That's what extraterrestrial means you knob. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Jack Lalane!

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Racist robots? What ISN'T in this movie?

(Acting, plot... the basics)

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

#monsterdon Those two robots need proper counseling

These two must be the Self-Doxing 3000 models.

#MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

With the insistent Casio pushing us along #Monsterdon

I'm not sure the robot's marriage is going to survive to the end of the movie.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

I keep expecting the Power Rangers to show up in this sequence.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

HOU WOOOOED

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

FEAR THE BOBS

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

"Look, I can do the bicycle!"

#monsterdon

Is one of the robuts Harold Ramis?

#Monsterdon

I must have missed the law of robotics about trees #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

This is more of a sashay or a saunter than a stroll in the woods, I'd say. #Monsterdon

"We can only damage each other"

aw how romantic

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I hate these robots. #monsterdon

Tilt is the real monster of this movie. Well, along with the racists, etc.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Someone gets hit by a car or something, and we jump right into perky synth music

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I stepped away for a moment and them come back to someone getting hit by a suitcase and more Dirk? Did I actually miss anything? #monsterdon

Blair Witch Project but in THE FUTURE and WORSE #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Decoration is giving Ikea on Molly

I officially grant you permission to slap me across the face if I so much joke about watching this movie again #monsterdon #neveragain

#monsterdon #starodyssey

You've probably got an overloaded imagination circuit.. TRUE!!

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
#StarOddyssey1979

ok I know nothing in this movie makes any sense but the costumes super don't make any sense they have no relation to each other and yet they're all terrible

No wait I get it, it's called "Star Odyssey" because it takes ten years to get back to the point and it turns out it was all for nothing anyway #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Paul: 'Only #Monsterdon can make a movie like this a good time."

That was an exciting round of hot potato

#Monsterdon

Robot Gaslighting!

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Tilt is gaslighting now. Down with Tilt.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

you've probably got an overloaded imagination circuit

#monsterdon

The (tense music) theme is legitimately great. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

One thought is getting me through this movie: At least it's not "In the Year 2889."

#monsterdon
#starodysessy

Hahahaha! As if Dirk would take a bigger portion of food. Are you kidding? Dirk? hahahahahaha!

#monsterdon #starodyssey

@CactuarJoe #Monsterdon

"Star Odyssey: The Dirk Diggler cut!"

She's packed a suitcase to run away from this movie. #Monsterdon

"between dirk and me it's all over" she says, then beckons to the trash can robot

OH THAT'S what that robot does

#monsterdon

overloaded. imagination. circuit

#monsterdon

@Osteopenia_Powers and fast 😛

#monsterdon

Electric currents start to race and rise,
Through copper veins where secret longings grow,
A sudden spark leaps out before our eyes,
And sets the cold green circuit board aglow.

"Passion on a Printed Circuit"

#monsterdon
#StarOdyssey