I'm super tired so I'm going to head out now, but thanks for the laughs!

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@PastaThief I think that's giving this movie too much credit

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These lot could use some lotion methinks

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I've been enjoying the movie a lot more since I found an unopened box of sour patch kids in my bag I had smuggled into the movies a while ago but forgot to eat.

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also that was totally porn dialogue

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Probing VERY PROFOUNDLY :bloblewd: #Monsterdon

"I feel the brain active…"

This guy is clearly nowhere near the screenwriter's office.

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You van tell by his face and eyes

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He's probing very profoundly...

Welp. Passed another stone. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

OK, if we don't get a Scanners style explode-o-brain I will be very disappointed.

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Is this going to be a love story about the "bad guy" having felt completely alone his whole life until he finally came across someone with a mind like his? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

great cinema: watching someone describe a completely invisible process

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"...he's probing very powerfully"
"phrasing!"

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@skatem Cantina for the win! #Monsterdon

Did we want to keep the faces in frame or nah? #Monsterdon

How long is this goofball odyssey? #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

All work and no play...
Makes Baldy Go Crazy!

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Of course he's probing, he's an alien #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Preventing a ship from taking off with a telepathic net? ok sure why not

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he's totally dropping a deuce #monsterdon

"Someone's preventing out take-off with a telepathic net. It's quite incredible.
That a primitive like this is capable of doing something I just made up on the spot."

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A telepathic net, you say?

#monsterdon ✅ Lazer swords that make whomp whomp noises

"This planet has another arsehole as big as me!?"

Here's that mental duel I was expecting...was hoping it would be more trippy...

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@JoeWynne (hastily quaffs Potion of Restore Magicka)

(pants and crawls behind bolstered wards)

Friends we're gonna need WAY MORE WARDS for this one

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Please stare at me while I concentrate.

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So is the movie slowly waking to the thought that it could end with a face to face brain fight between High Collar Guy and Lizard Face?

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If it works, it may be the answer to our problem. Of course, if it fails, it will seal our fates. Either way, should be interesting.

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When do we get to the bar scene with the tootle-ey music?

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#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️️ 🌍️️ 😱
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also, of course, the hair is very confusing

Is he... is he going to take a dump or something? #monsterdon

@amyfou In this movie? i rule it in bounds

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And of course Bridget can't possibly do science in any other outfit #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Someone needs to introduce these aliens to the concept of procreation.

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“Put a brain lock on her and set her free” #Monsterdon

So they're Movellans?

(How's *that* for an obscure reference?)

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The Flying Karamatzov Brothers would have been a good addition to this film

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Wait, I'm not sure, are they androids?

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Wait, who's that guy? #Monsterdon

Sean & Bridget, Drink!

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Robots: We're totally safe they only want humans.

Androids: All the humans are dead, blow the whole planet.

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I blame Clash Of The Titans for the noises that oil drum is making #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Sean and Bridget!

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Put the brain lock on... yes, movie I have it on after watching this..

So Kylo Ren was based on this guy, right? #Monsterdon

@wohali Wait. Why did space Dobby from the planet sale get to be on the cover art? He was in like two shots!
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Put a brain lock on her and set her free!

Make up your mind, boss!

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I'll put YOU in such a brain-lock, mister. #Monsterdon

“Everyone take these pills!” #Monsterdon

looks like they're doing the lightsabers with retroreflective material.

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#starodysessy

...brain lock... what now

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And kids, that is why you don’t just take a pill with no questions asked.

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Wtf is this dude doing calisthenics and yoga and shit? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Put the brain Club on her #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

“Here, take these pills.”

“I have no questions.” takes pill

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#monsterdon The lightsabers are giving me psychic damage

Did the cast just kill themselves to get out of the movie? #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Is that the sword from the Holy Diver video? #monsterdon #dio

It’s a whole army of Dr. Zaiuses! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

They all spiked themselves?

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well, if they've got a light-sword, they might as well take some molly, to go with the synth soundtrack…

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I read somewhere that these "lightsabers" are cardboard painted with flourescent paint. #Monsterdon

I'd call.these Temu lightsabers, but even Temu has SOME standards…
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Bucky Larson aliens!

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qualudes for everyone!

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Well this is a musical choice for a battle scene.

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"Everyone take these pills!"
NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

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"And now everyone have some drugs."
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You can tell these are the footsoldiers of the invading alien army because they're wearing the same uniform as... nobody else in the movie #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"Everyone take these pills."

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One thing this movie's got going for it; Way better Light Saber sound effects than Star Wars. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

"Everyone take these pills"

Oh, it's THAT kind of a party. #Monsterdon

PILLS WHEEE!

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what even are these fake saber sounds

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@berniethewordsmith

I think all the cast and crew members contributed a note or two. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Meanwhile, lightsabers

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@annathepiper We won't leave a watcher behind! Drag yourself behind our shielding and we will grab you!

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all the tiny explosions just make fart noises and occur nowhere near the invaders so, yeah.

I bet their budget was bigger than the one George Lucas had to work with.

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I fear they overestimated the concealment advantages provided by wearing exclusively white in to this forest. #Monsterdon

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I'm waiting for Duran Duran to show up.

@brooke Sonny and Cher Duckbot Edition™️ #Monsterdon

if the brain was really of great intelligence, it wouldn't be in this movie!

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"Someone's brain is doing something. And it's not a girl because this brain is clearly of great intelligence." Okay slaver asshole we know you are the villain tone it down.
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#monsterdon the thing about putting "and then the comic relief robots bicker" into your script is you then have to fade their sound into background murmurs OR write a funny argument

"The formerly? suicidal robots argue about cheating and WHETHER OR NOT THEY WILL HAVE CHILDREN" is not it

Oh, these mines *were* mentioned before. Continuity!

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So this is actually the raw cut of Star Wars: A New Hope before Carrie Fischer fixed it.

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The cutest little pew pew gun noises ever

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I hope the wizard gets him face pins

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@pngwen sure!

uh

who's norman again?

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#monsterdon Oh it's a planet of he mans invading us

I want the robots to say bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee.

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Subtitles: (explosives exploding)

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why professor is remembering the last porn he watched?
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A brain. Of great intelligence. #monsterdon

Our phones are smarter than these robots

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That guy really spends too much time with his face in a waffle iron.
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#starodysessy

Do we think that Darth Waffle might be Norman’s father and the professor knew all along?

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Sure, that might as well happen #monsterdon