Wait. Did he just criticize her acting? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I may have been irreparably damaged by the touch of this movie.

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Those two characters talking to each other don't even look like they're in the same room

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon #starodyssey

You referenced Charles Atlas.. like they would know who that is..

"We have to hurry" Do we? has anything in this movie been hurried? #monsterdon

For crying out loud, more clothing not less clothing. Is this a porno? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Now someone wants to hurry?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Birget's ass -- nooooo they covered it up!

They ruined the whole almost 2-hr film!

#Monsterdon

YIKES! Did NOT need to see that. What kind of vole was that glued to his chest? #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

random shirtless guy #3

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Zip me up, willya?

#Monsterdon

Why are we seeing male presenting nipples that aren't on a robot?
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

"What are you going to fight with?"

I suggest depriving the music director of their synth and beating the director with it.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

So "Bad Touch" up to 11?

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Less than a kilogram of enthirium in the world and they're already making alloys out of it

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Everyones favorite exposition #monsterdon

#Monsterdon love the robots rawdogging explosive chemisty without the knowledge or consent of people in the room

ethics committee!!!!

If I ran an independent cinema, I would be tempted to bait-and-switch the audience by advertising Spaceballs and showing them this.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey #StarOdyssey1979

Clinically depressed robots forgot to do their one job. Mood? Nah, Marvin did it better.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Good drinking game for this would have been drink everytime Temu Burt Lancaster winks at a lady.

Or drink everytime a robot says something racist or misogynistic. Be trashed in no time.

#Monsterdon

Lieutenant, that's a table, not a chair.

#monsterdon

"We have an alarm for that? Then by all means, sound it."

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON

#monsterdon

Just when you think the dialog couldn't get any more stupid you find out why the robots were trying to kill themselves and it's not because they're in this movie. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Um, you need to have someone stay with Tilt and Tilly. They are veering into crisis here.

#Monsterdon

You know, normally I'd complain about not knowing what's going on because of bad lighting, but being able to see what's going on hasn't helped so far…

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

ugggh, ·I· want to go to sleep…
🤮
#monsterdon

what the fuck is with these robots

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Do androids dream of each other?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

“I got this sword we can fight them with! Great, everyone take these pills.”💊 #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

#monsterdon 🤌 astroporta

What if stormtroopers but fabulous #monsterdon

The costume designs are kinda Flash Gordon. The old black and white serial Flash Gordon. But they story is way less interesting than any version of Flash Gordon has ever been.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Kind of a dancy marching tune. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social whhhhy theres already no movie 😩
#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

This guy is such a showy acrobat, jumping all over the stage like this.

#Monsterdon

Well the wacky fun in a field music is playing again, so everyone's probably about to die.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #starodyssey

ASTROPORT

If you have a surprise factor, you get to roll for advantage.

#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

We’re in the homestretch now! Just 27 more minutes!

Oh god. 27 more minutes.

#Monsterdon

More than any other #monsterdon movie this one has me wondering "Did people actually pay money and watch this in a theater?" #StarOdyssey

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️️ 🌍️️ 😱
#StarOddyssey1979

I feel that we don't actually need a plan at this point we have had no plans along the way and it's been ...

Next: The infinite improbability drive!
#monsterdon #starodyssey

I keep expecting Jack Horkheimer to tell me to Keep Looking Up!

#monsterdon

This is an imaginary world in which AI is actually useful.

#Monsterdon

"Look at what those two robots are doing!" quick, cover your children's eyes! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

give him a medal, _then_ arrest him

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I didn't realise it was true: the boy robot has nipples and the girl robot doesn't.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon white boy mitosis

It's pretty remarkable that Tilt and Tilly were clearly supposed to be comic foils as per 3PO and D2 and totally fail to be amusing in that way;
but they are consistently funny accidentally by virtue of just being truly terrible to each other.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon not sure the buttock-hugging sequin bodysuit with attached garters and thigh high boots is rated laboratory safe

@sean very presidential.

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A robot that's had a chemistry chip slotted all along. #Monsterdon

gosh, another 30 minutes of these?
I wonder if this movie can be used as a interrogation tool
#monsterdon
#starodyssey1979

“Any compound can be made stable” #Monsterdon

Great idea to let the suicidal robots eff with exploding chemicals.

#MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

Aunty Moany, Aunty Entherium... #monsterdon

durn I thought it was a pinch of salt

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon capitalism ruins everything

@combatwombat @amyfou 😂

It might face some tough competition from the zero-second entry

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Look, it's her magnetic, gold-plated copper bracelet she bought at Walgreen's okay. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"they're gonna kill us all!"

we should be so lucky.

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Thats the second time with the pocket calculator shade #monsterdon

Props to the Costume Designer. Some of these outfits are really fun.

Makes sense that the only halfway decent thing in an Italian movie are the clothes.
#Monsterdon

inverse. infinity. ratio.

#monsterdon

Tilly, say no to internalized sexism!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

How's a guy supposed to sleep in this joint!

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Keep your ass hangin Bridget.

The audience requires it

#Monsterdon

Tilly needs a Robot Restraining Order...

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Bridget and Sean!

#Monsterdon

Is this going to be like The Giant Claw with having to get through the physics plot device shield, except take way longer and be less plausible?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

mm magnetic containment fields don't work on antimatter!

#Monsterdon

Bracelet = Pin of Athena

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@pngwen Well done! #MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

@josh0

First one's free....

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

What isn’t a mass of molecules? #Monsterdon

All the alien androids look like Johnny Tambourine from Saul of the Mole Men. https://youtu.be/TnRXUX8Mb3k?is=rnJWNVSe61nAQygP

#Monsterdon

Where do I get my pill? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

They're very happy to see their auntie #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

The floor is become hot lava!

#Monsterdon

I feel like lab protocol requires all team members to wear pants. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

It's Aunty Endearium!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Aunty Enterium? #monsterdon

I wonder what the card players are up to.

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Hey, there's a hair in the supernate.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

So she's finally cracked the impossible problem. I predict: he's about to tell e/o that he's finally cracked the impossible problem. #Monsterdon

@strangefour They saved money on 2 characters. LOL

#MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

A massive molecule of ... pure coffee! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

They told me I have to hold up the dumb laser sword

#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon I wonder why they need slaves when they can double their androids whenever they want.

They will be thwarted by math. 50 is not a power of two. They will have to make do with either 32 or 64 mitosis bots.

#Monsterdon

"A look, a positive reaction at last!"

"It's turning into... purple drink!"

#monsterdon

Welp...I never thought I'd see a lower budget robot than the OG Cybermen, but here we are.
#Monsterdon

What a cute way to do android budding. #Monsterdon

Something other than Tea, Earl Grey hot!

#monsterdon

“Erase his mind and return!” #Monsterdon

Bring back physical buttons on car concols!👏

#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

The aliens are basically zombies insofar as their interest in brains

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Crow T. Robot: (sobs)

Tom Servo: (sobs)

Joel (yelling towards the Mads): HOW COULD YOU? ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES?

TV's Frank: Uh, actually, no...

Dr. Forrester, smacking Frank: I AM ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED, thank you for asking!

TV's Frank: Owie owie owie it's all hot and it hurts and stuff

#monsterdon

“Get out of my head, Charles.”

#Monsterdon