Faoluin is confused at the abrupt ending and somehow different verion of the film he acquired.
He fell asleep in his confusion.
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Yes I now choose atrocious agony if its quicker than finishing this film #monsterdon
SLEEEEEEEEP! #monsterdon #StarOdyssey
No thoughts only concentration. #Monsterdon
Good thing she always has a syringe of amphetamines on hand! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
Together again, just in time to die! #MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey πππ«
...Is the ship going to self destruct?
Oh no, your sword swing at my midsection defeated me without actually touching me, for budgetary reasons.
#monsterdon
Ah, so the "you only need to touch the androids to kill them" thing was a conceit to avoid the need for fight choreography or special effects #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
#monsterdon "The power of his mind is awesome, time for go to bed!"
The shiny fabric budget for the costumes must have been out of this world!
This whole hallway is a giant tanning bed! Let's get out of here before we all get cancer! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
And the robots fall undamaged to the floor after being tapped by the reflective wood.
Yah! Jumps off stage
#monsterdon Imagining the first model of proto-saber, before anyone had the good sense to make the Lazer bit go away when it wasn't in use and it just flopping around melting and burning everything
Nice leap lol
what was that leap out of the scene?!? #monsterdon
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At least they turned up the lights for this fight sceneβ¦
This is the exact opposite of bullet time. #Monsterdon
what a coΓ―ncidence: I can't hold out much longer, eitherβ¦
Also, why do some humans have psychic powers but most others don't? Did they explain that when I wasn't paying attention?
That robot had a 5 o'clock shadow!
"Should we give the actors any training in stage fighting?"
"We can't- we blew the budget with our duct tape set decorations."
Uh, and then there was an auction, and then it... ended? What?
#monsterdon so the only reason the niece is Special and Wanted By The Villain is because they're copying Princess Leia, right? It doesn't make any sense in this movie
The androids are also house painters.
Ok, so we got light saber sounds and metal swords clashing sounds. Pick a struggle, y'all!!
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that was the slowest charge in the history of space wars.
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Just... Larp your way through it fellas #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979
This fight choreography is... something? #monsterdon
"Don't shoot til you see the blond of their fringe!"
Hilarious laser sword fight scene!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAgh! #Monsterdon
The slowest battle charge ever caught on film. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey
Banzai!!!!
#monsterdon So the prof is a combination of Lex Luthor and Ben Kenobi.
She used "close the door" against Androids. It was very effective!
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#StarOddyssey1979
she's at a big disadvantage in that maxi sweater vest
Irene, self-rescuing Princess of the Re....tread of Other Stories. #Monsterdon
Well, there's a door, we give up.
That hair gets me every time. #monsterdon
Space brain microwaving this old man's going to have to wait while I deal with somebody with a laser sword.
#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979
Lord Kiss? Kiss who? Are the androids the Kiss army?
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey
A Tardis: itβs bigger on the inside!
#monsterdon #starodyssey
Why does the inside of the spaceship look like the hallways of a university campus building from the early 1970s? #Monsterdon
If this isn't Pinhead's origin story I'll be really upset. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey
Did they ever explain why his face looks like sourdough?
#monsterdon oh I know this puzzle, you have to power up one robot and make it move so the robot inside will mirror it and open the door
#monsterdon Strike me down now, and I'll become more powerful than you can imagine
I sense his presence!
@Taweret it doesnβt end. This is our life now.
"Uncle? You have an uncle? If you will not join me ... perhaps HE will" #Monsterdon
My version must be fast or something, I'm on the space fight scene early, I guess.
I can't recall precisely which previous #monsterdon movie I said this about before, but: I will once again be astonished if I find out this film got a theatrical release and people paid to go see it π
Was that Adam of Eternia? #Monsterdon
Weβre all saying uncle now.
Let's Repair, Robots...
What sort of flunkie designed these Duckbots with such a horrible Single Point of Failure? #Monsterdon
What are the names of these three movies?
these are the useless robots ever
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#starodyssey1979
@cd0 typical robot man behavior.
@steggy The Star Odyssey Holiday Special
Pfffahahaha what
Why isn't it over yet!!! π
Psychocontact, run run away #Monsterdon
I kept thinking someone was going to start counting down from three.
Norman, the best fighter in the world AND their robot guy. #Monsterdon
I want all these characters to die, jury is out about the cast and crew #monsterdon
RoBUTS
Apparently Tilly hosts all the services that keep both bots running... #monsterdon
Tillyβs down, I repeat, Tilly is down. Tilt is going down. Mayday, mayday, all hope is lost. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
Christ sheβs got weak wrists.
That ship is kitted out with tardis technology!
This movie is the cinematic equivalent of a Bataan Death March. #Monsterdon
This is exactly why thread concurrency is so hard to get right. #Monsterdon
Ha - cardboard swords aren't always as affective as you think
The movellan is trying real hard to jam that Temu light saber up Temu Marvin's ass.
Tilt, you bastard! He left Tilly to get her ass whooped outside.
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I love how the sword made a punch sound that time.
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#StarOddyssey1979
maybe if we were taking acid?
And who wouldn't be into that... I guess we're calling that a mustache.
#monsterdon
It occurs to me that if Tilt gets killed, Tilly will become available. #Monsterdon
YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
These robot women...
RUN TILLY! BE FREE!
They could have at least given them different antenna or something ?
#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979
Robots: "We have to do something! LIKE RUN AWAY!"
Joel, Servo, and Crow: "WHAT A FANTASTIC IDEA!"
#Monsterdon Robot women! Am I right?
The robot fellows know what I'm talking about.
"Robot dames, am I right?" #monsterdon
Oh Tilly, you're so close to figuring things out
just run out of the movie
I am considering the possibility that the only people who cared less than I about these characters and what was happening to them were the people who made this.
β¦with the possible exception of the person voicing the girl-bot.
oh dear the robots have started out on their own, I sure hoping nothing bad, painful and fatal happens to them #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
THERE ARE STILL 23 MINUTES.
#monsterdon
#starodysessy
βI forgot to sound the alarm, (probably Tilly distracted me) but thank goodness I had enough focus to stabilize anti-etherium. Winning.β
In the future, men have impossible-to-access rear top zippers too! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey