there cannot be two more of anything in this movie. i simply will not allow it.

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@cptbutton@dice.camp please?!

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The number of times someone has gazed longingly into the camera, as if pleading with the audience to save them from this hell they are in…

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Professor Mauri Shenkmann.

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I love* how the climactic scene that turns the tide of the battle is a guy staring intently at somewhere in the vicinity of the camera

*no wait, the other thing

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Luckily professor Morri is explaining how the alien ship drives work

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The same telepathy that's been slowing this movie down for the last, what, six and a half hours? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Wait, isn't telepathy the weapon you use against The Shadows?

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Dramatic slow zoom on Space Ed Asner's eyes, complete with intense music, that just... stops.

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#starodysessy

His telepathy can slow drive engines. How? Is he doing wellness coaching of them & having them be in the moment? #Monsterdon

@raederle Same! LOL

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Smashed the 4th wall to pieces.

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Wait, are you summoning the concentration to interrupt their engines?

Wha? No, it's just gas.

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#StarOdyssey1979

The aliens have beeps and boops. All we have is two suicidal robots in a codependent relationship and a bald man in a vampire cape who keeps clutching his dome. Who will win?

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Pilots: Really, telepathy? Ohhh kaaaay

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professor's no emperor, all he can do is slow down some fighter craft, a real emperor could just stop time

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Because that totally works.

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#monsterdon I wonder what the pugilist cyberman is doing right now

Grandpa forgot his next line and is just staring into the camera.
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Why does his forehead keep getting dumb music?

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@moira Look at how old these folks are and their horrible skin conditions. I'm sure they need a LOT of pill boxes.

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bye the power of extreme closeups, we shall defeat them!

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This is the look of a man regretting his life choices. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Okay. Go ahead #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon A psychic net would come in handy right now.

Robo-boxing, come back! We miss you!

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"OK go ahead"

Lol

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Wait, where tf did Tilly The White come from??? She's dead! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Dirk doesn't worry about velocity because he's good at lines. #Monsterdon

Luke! They're coming in a lot faster. #Monsterdon

those are all pill containers, not buttons

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Stay on target.... #monsterdon

Commander Barr-none!

amiright?

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"I've been hit" he says after thoroughly exploding

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One thing is indisputable: this movie has more Italians in it than Star Wars!

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Italian Porkins is down!
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#starodysessy

Space pilots that I didn't care about died. I wonder how that matters.

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"We've analyzed their attack and there is a danger..."

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RED 5 STANDING BY
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#monsterdon it’s like they’re just talking about what’s for dinner

That’s not even a good rocket launch #Monsterdon

He's such a good coach that he doesn't even need to see the field to call the plays. #Monsterdon

and so the movie comes full circle to a spaceship firing at another spaceship for no goddamn reason #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

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"Look at her go." She's huge. "She's gigantic"

These guys have been in space too long.

space zoooooom

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i'm having so much trouble paying attention to tonight's movie. so many things are happening, i guess. in very soft focus, with occasional whooshing noises and SO MANY costumes that don't make any sense
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"There is just 2, they cannot be dangerous."

Famous last words.

Please?

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I'm starting to like the security guards getting cold-cocked. #Monsterdon

Another hop!

Is that guy ok?

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that little guy just likes to leap. I think he needs some glitter and a tutu
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Thunderbirds are GO!

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The evil spaceship taking off sounds like the elevators in the dorms when I was in university it's like there is a stylistic theme going on here #Monsterdon

Commander Barr is what happens when you marinate William Powell in pickle brine for 30 years. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Who is this dude always pirouetting over people?

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Those look like...caravans in space

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Was Deee-Lite involved in the soundtrack?

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#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️️ 🌍️️ 😱
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wow that was mean

You know that leaping guy annoyed the hell out of the rest of the cast. #monsterdon
#starodysessy

I like Parkour-guy's energy!

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We are headed to a rendezvous with the end of this movie. Soon, friends, soon. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Leapy McFrogboy is hilarious

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One guy blocking the public from fighter jets.

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Love to hear the space craft roar past me in vacuum. #Monsterdon

No. No. We do not need to end on a space battle movie. The movie is over. Done with. We've had more than enough of this filmslop.
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What's with the leaping?!? #monsterdon

Does anyone guarding the Astroport NOT get knocked out?

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you're barr-ed from speaking with barr.

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Use the force Flanagan!

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Elian vessels?

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Yeah Flannigan, let's get em!

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I might be drunk enough to be in this movie

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this movie has lost me. I appreciate it for what it is, but it's hard to watch

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Be on the lookout for more oofos.

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#monsterdon yeah, great work Norman. You really needed to jump those last two feet.

it's got chicken legs

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It's funny to see the #Monsterdon crew reacting to Star Odyssey.

It has been *years* since I watched this movie, but it was my favorite of the 3 or 4 movies in this franchise.

The others are even worse!

"Look at her go." She's huge. "She's gigantic"

Sir, we have an Anaconda Wants Some situation here on the ground. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this big sword fight is everything

I wonder what the hanging mobile is up to

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Pac Man sounds?
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Well, you definitely can't accuse them of doing day for night shots.

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It's a hub cap. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

"Look at her go! She's huge!"

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Is this the set of The Man from Planet X

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@skatem

At this moment, you mean everything!

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Not beating the racism allegations...these "heroes" leave the actual slaves on board?

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He used her as a reflector to amplify his telekinesis because the controls were on her side of the door. #Monsterdon

They're all standing around waiting for the next bus.

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@diazona PLOT TWIST!! There was a door knob all along. #MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

@cherizilla too late

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#monsterdon Irene can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?

Open, damn it, open!

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Just ask Quatto, you two.

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The Door Opened. THE END. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

This is some hardcore Mervyn’s fanclubbing.

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Movie: "Now relax! Drive all thought from your mind!"

Servo, desperately: "I'm trying but it's not helping the MOVIE STILL ISN'T over yet!" (sobs)

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Opa!🔥 #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

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Maybe with out mental energy we can open the door..
I doubt it.

KNOCK KNOCK

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