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#StarOddyssey1979
thank goodness
Oh thank the maker! #monsterdon
WAIT FUCK IT'S OVER?
Wait- they still bought Earth?
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#starodysessy
Wait credits what we're free? we can leave now ?!
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All of life results from this primal auction of worlds. #Monsterdon
once again cut off mid dialogue because the editor had enough before even we did
Wait. That’s the end? They won?
So we're back to the auction where people don't know how auctions work?
And so ends another #Monsterdon with the fabulous film, #StarOdyssey1979. Our thanks to @Taweret and everyone who joined the fun tonight, and remember #Monsterdoners: I'm sorry our suicide pact was a failure.
I thought Tilt was suicidal because they couldn’t sleep so Tilt couldn’t dream of Tilly
The robots are getting shafted..
Wait did Irene just movie on to Laramie like Holly never existed? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
Where was that 600mil when toast face was bidding 100?
#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979
This movie makes me hate the concept of movies #monsterdon
Tilt and Tilly get upgrades! They’re getting screwed.
Oh good more auctions. #monsterdon
Oh dear gods it's over.
#monsterdon OH MY GOD THE ROBOTS ARE GETTING GENITALS
My God... I-
lord kessakova wants a goddamn refund i guess
Now the editor is just fucking with us. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey
Tilt and Tilly will soon have usb connectors.
Of course professor forehead wants to watch the robots bone.
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gross
professor, you kinky motherfucker…
hfs that dude's gonna invent robot pregnancy #Monsterdon
Bill Murray wants to make those robots fuck #monsterdon
*vomit intensifies* #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
Wait- the robots wanted to die because they couldn't screw? #monsterdon
#starodysessy
Movie: "I finally remembered why we wanted to commit suicide!"
Crow T. Robot: "BECAUSE WE COULDN'T GET OUT OF THIS MOVIE!" (sobs)
Holy fuck, those robots!
Robot sex scene?
That’s why you should always have a backup guy. #Monsterdon
This was all just a plot to get them to kiss...
Guys, Holly like *just* died. What are you, thanatopheliacs?
I hate these robots so much
#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979
he likes to watch
You call this an ending? W/ practically no storylines resolved? #Monsterdon
I learned everything about that from my uncle..
ummm...
"Kiss me without any feeling"
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#starodysessy
"You're alive"
She seems disappointed #Monsterdon
well that was exhilarating
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C'mon Irene #monsterdon
We have now established Dirk is alive. Let’s move along.
Some impressively shaky handheld camera work in this.
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#starodysessy
(large explosion) caption doing a lot of work #monsterdon
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There's not even much fun to say about this one.
Narrator: At least he died heroically. #Monsterdon
ASTROPORT
Everyone exploded. THE END. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey
how are there more scenes
@wohali 25 minutes longer than THIS?!
Looking it up I realize I've seen this movie.
It was just... that unmemorable for me.
I think all I remember was the suicide pact robots.
@raederle I'm going to do the same thing, so I'll not judge.
WARP 10!
Sorry I'm afraid my brain has shut down
nothing else improves targeting and concentration like flashing red lights in your face
@paco yet none can act.
The pilots have to do their own bouncing in the seats
Sean and Bridget are team renaissance
@JoeWynne
> An example of sci-fi so bad it has to be seen to be believed.
- Creature Feature
This feels like the Creature Feature writer wanting to rope others into a bad time since they endured it. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
everything is só dark that I can't get what is going on. Not that see would make any difference on this movie
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#starodyssey1979
He take heart in his knowledge of plot armor.
Boo they used the Hollywood name.
#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979
Oh no! They got Ian and Siobhan!
Oh NOW that he needs help he admits to being Holly. #Monsterdon
@SnoopJ They probably would have just kept repeating the Death Star explosion
Why would they be forced to land and not just run deeper into space? And if they do have to land, why not some other planet?
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Craft.. he said craft.///
I thought Holly died? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey
That dude's a sore loser. #Monsterdon
As engaging as a Let's Play of Galaxian at 1/8th speed...
It seems like pretty much everyone in this film has telepathy, can fight with laser swords, can shoot laser pistols, and can pilot star fighters. Wow.
Bridget, stop begging for a cookie, it's demeaning #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
Think harder! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
They're scientists AND ALSO fighter pilots
maybe if they used a full sized lens to shoot 16 or 8mm??
Compelling battle sequence.
So did this movie steal it's ufo dog fight footage from another more or less boring movie?
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#Monsterdon This is amazing.
Maaaan, I wish I could be zapped like that and not be in this movie anymore
#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggg,,,,,
"I'm right on top of them! They're all mine!"
good to know we haven't abandoned the porno dialogue
Tell don't show taken to maximum extremes.
I think we're not going too far enough!
Pong: the space battle
Impressive telepathy right there! :blobdisapproval:
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