Inidigenous traffic stop?

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#monsterdon trying to find it

I'm not sure if it's my transfer or if the movie is this dark.

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Unit P of reconnaissance..

You can tell they're advanced because they use multisyllabic words. #Monsterdon

Space John Waters is picking a fight his ship can't win.

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*hostile sounds

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I need the #GAYINT dashboard to make these sounds 🤪 #Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

Very potato heads in this film. Is this the far flung future of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion? 🤨

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I am now obsessed with these outfits and need one badly.

If I wasn't demophobic, I would desperately want to wear one to ComiCon.

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The camera ran into the model!

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Cartoon spaceship sounds at full force.
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If this was in black and white it would be an extremely convincing 1959 movie.

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you know: for a movie made way after the original Star Trek television show, you'd think the costumes/sets/effects/everything would be appreciably better…

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Is that the Not-So-Savage Dragon?
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yeah there was something happening on your mom's perimeter last night

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edited perhaps _by_ pong

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Unit P

We sure this ain’t a German movie?

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UFO!

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We have Ludicrous Hat in the very first shot of the movie #Monsterdon

Someone pressed their fase too hard into a screen door. #monsterdon
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Uh oh ... superior velocity

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#monsterdon Oh god yes, a cheap and fulfilling penetration! YAAAY!

#monsterdon superior to Minecraft, you say :thaenkin:

OMG I love this film already! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

You know, this is not the absolutely worst we had in soundtrack and opening credits. It's kinda on the top ten
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Paul says....its the community college production of Star Crash!!!

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Excellent music so far. #monsterdon #boopcore

Theme tune played on a synth nose flute.
Vintage sfx beeping.
Credits which dance and we're in.
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WTF? Did the opening credits get badly editing out of existence?
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Jump right in why don’t you.

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Okay, enough credits. Now we're talking about diacount star trek spaceships.

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There's an intense game of Pong going in somewhere in that room. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

@klu9 ah good. For I second there I thought this was produced by Mister Hilter.

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Why is the music so silly? Is this an episode of Gumby?
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...and then it just abruptly cuts out.

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I can guess what is in store with Star Odyssey, tonight's #Monsterdon.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/74839

International cast, Italian director. This one is going to make Star Crash look like actual Star Wars.

Well, my "Fun or Dramatic Font (Opening credits)" square on #bingo is not going to be checked

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Go, go, GO!
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this was edited by what, chipmunks?

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Oof. Those are some shaky credits. #Monsterdon

I think I watched a bunch of PBS kids’ shows from the 70s & 80s with this style of intro music #Monsterdon

Sounds like music from what would probably be a pretty good C64 game...

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Was this shot on 8mm?
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@wohali it’s like NPR intro music from the 80s.

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“Gianni Garko?” What the hell kind of name is that? It’s like some sort of superhero or something.

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Oh hey I love this demo setting on my Casio.

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I know next to nothing about this film. I wonder what I'm in for.

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Oddyssey was a typo btw but now i'm like "maybe shoulda kept it"

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Graphics and opening music by Commodore 64.

Well the intro music is unexpectedly cheerful. I’m taking this as a good sign! #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️ 🌍️ 😱
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that's not alphabetical order

With all the star power of a single Casio keyboard on display.
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this is some BBC-ass music

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Oh man. Bummer. I might need to pickup laundry from the dryer during this one. \s #monsterdon

Does this movie require me to put quarters into the machine?

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These sure are some shaky title cards

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This looks suspiciously like a Coronet film
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Random first last name alphabetical order

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Main Street Electrical Parade turned down this music and were right to do so

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Wasn't Robert Rivers one of the Dial H for Hero kids? #Monsterdon

And now, the space circus! (says this music)

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Oh yay, the synth music from the trailer is in this cut! #Monsterdon

"A NAIS FILM"

Nais is Italian phonetic spelling for the English word "nice"

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Cybok??

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#Monsterdon oh yeah this is peak synthesizer

Ocarinas In Space

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So is Star Odyssey going to be on par with Kubrick’s Space Odyssey?

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are we all watching this in 2160p ultra HD #Monsterdon

okay right away the music is not what I expected

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Did they steal the soundtrack from Pumaman? #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

okay yes this trailer looks absurd

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We have real estate sign! Wait no, that’s one of the other cuts of the movie.

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oh man this music

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a nais film? we'll be the judge of that.

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Dammit I can almost copy that morse.

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Mon dieu le qualité.

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Star Odyssey (1979) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

#Monsterdon Star Odyssey begins!

The only worse thing that watching old British sci-fi is watching old Italian sci-fi. #Monsterdon

JUMPY TEXT is YIKES WHY

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I question his commitment to Garkle Gotion. #Monsterdon

I'm actually excited for how bad it can be
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And now, for Star Wars at home

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Oh dear Pharasma, what have we gotten ourselves into?

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Wow, I guess I ordered the titles in large print format.
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A NAIS (Not An Instant Success) FILM

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Looking forward to the duck-like robot with the Brooklyn accent. #Monsterdon

It's #Monsterdon time already? And were watching a BBIG BLOCKBUSTER MOV...

...what was that? It's STAR Odyssey?

Oh. Huh.

Okay.

Well it'll be fun I'm sure. Follow the hashtag to join us on the Odyssey... In space.

Or filter it if you are prone to space sickness.

We control the horizontal…
And we control the vertical…
#miru #monsterdon #starodyssey

Almost time for #Monsterdon. Too bad I missed the earlier Ultraman.

Eeep, #Monsterdon time snuck up on me!!!

Nonsense posts upcoming!!! Mute me or the tag, or I will not be held responsible for any brain damage resulting from being exposed to tonight’s activities

Are you ready for the awesomeness that is Star Odyssey?

Me either.

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