The evil empire has found out that Earth is a cool planet full of resources. It's a plot point even! See Star Odyssey, this is how you do evil aliens who covet the riches of Earth the right way.
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When you've seen this movie before, you keep asking yourself, "When are we gonna get to Sonny Chiba?" Cause you know this movie has Sonny Chiba hiding in it.
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What if two Luke Skywarkers?
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Japan's answer to lord Vader be stylin`.
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The special effects are going to look good and you can follow them in
MESSAGE FROM SPAAAAACE!
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I still maintain that was 1h44m of constantly turning into a porno
Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! Now on to the cannot-possibly-be-worse double feature.
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last line cut off, thank you
and thanks to everyone and @Taweret
and to Bridget's ass, the best 5 seconds of this film, possibly one of the top 10 worst
LEAVE. GET OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN.
urrghhhhh,
robot sex?!
That's why they wanted to die, because they could fuck? How Italian is this movie?!
Hmm? Did something happen? I glanced at chat. I hope no one likeable died. But that couldn't happen in this movie anyway. JUST END!
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey
props to this movie for giving the girl a space fighter. It took the star wars many years to give a girl a space fighter.
...Still a better movie than Star Trek Nemesis.
Red Seven standing by.
Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open!
Attackers with Totally Not Lightsabers: AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Servo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Crow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Joel: DO YOU HEAR ME, DR. FORRESTER? This is a new low even for you!
TV"s Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Dr. Forrester: (hums happily and enjoys a refreshing shot of brandy while updating his latest experiment notes)
More events happens but none of them make sense.
The robots remember they were going to kill themselves because they couldn't go to sleep and dream about each other. The scientists treat their space suits with the anti-Endurium material. The androids kidnap the professor and lightsaber the girl robot but the boy robot is immune to lightsabers and trips an android in revenge but then is sad. One of the mustache guys frees Irene by shooting her slave bracelet with him camera gun.
The irony of Earth being colonised...
@cd0 I have no idea why they decided to go with cheerful whistling music as the main theme of this movie.
"The ship is held in by a telepathic net."
"That's stupid. What's that."
"It's something we don't have to create a special effect for."
#monsterdon
Bridget and Sean are the sort of middle aged couple you watch out for I bet...😬
The main antagonist's makeup required nearly 10 minutes every morning. Also a tennis racket with half the strings removed.
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I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die
If they're androids just wait for Google to lock them down and make them absolutely useless
he's on the surface sometimes and on the ship other times?
this movie does not have settings, it only has backdrops
EVERYONE TAKE THESE PILLS????
#monsterdon Yay! Quaaludes!
lol, those robots are of absolutely no use
I express mild amusement at the robotic lover's quarrel, but not enough amusement to describe it.
Robot man gaslights robot woman
Why are you attacking the 'ignorant savage' with a nuclear tank though bro? Who's the real savage?
"This container holds pure sugar ballbearings." #Monsterdon
or is it “ROE-bəts”?
#Monsterdon jesus wtf
Did it just turn into a heist movie? Did he gather them together for Galaxy’s 11?
Robo-prejudice
@Binder better than making it busty, I suppose…
Humans are only partially successful at having human emotions
@SnoopJ Oh, robot teenagers!
Which one is the girl robot ""_""
@Lazarou The state of sentient rights in this future earth seems a bit in doubt. #monsterdon
...oh god, it's Marvin the Paranoid Android -_-; #Monsterdon
holy shit operating that crane holding that junk above the actors is insanely dangerous
@CactuarJoe AN HOUR!? An hour left. We're doomed.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey
Types of scenes in this movie in decreasing order of interestingness:
1. Evil aliens trying enslave the earth
2. Surprise Robot Boxing
3. The army is mad they can't stop the evil aliens from enslaving the earth
4. Surprise Nonsense Gambling
5. The main plot where the mustached people are trying to free two people from space jail, that somehow takes up most of the movie so far
fuck that mustache and every mustache in this thing
@Taweret With an occasional cutaway to the spider sweater thing unless we can get the robot to wear it then we can just have the robot on screen the rest of the movie. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
Is the veiny head guy’s head gonna explode?
"At least, for a brief, wonderful moment, we generated an extraordinary amount of value for a gold guy in an orange wig"
@diazona yeah but there is a notable lack of conversation about mustaches
More cheesy scifi movies should add nonsense scenes of robot boxing in the middle of the plot to throw the audience off.
Okay, so the professor's crime team is having dirk further hypnotize the mustache guy to steal a navy space ship so they can bust the guy we haven't seen out of jail. It works and he walks like a robot down the hall to the spaceship door.
The guard there asks Dirk for a pass, but he doesn't have one so he just punches him. Then they steal a space ship and take it to space alcatraz.
Ah, Thing & and Thing £. #Monsterdon
If they're in these suspension tubes then why bother putting them on the Moon?
Soundtrack by Ice Cream Truck #Monsterdon
Now that we've explained the prison escape plot in fine detail, we can just jump to the end, right?
Right?
Jeeves: "Bleep bloop, you forgot to tip!"
WORLD'S WORST SPIDERMAN?
@cherizilla lots o' kissin' and stuff
Never before has there been a script with so many plot points and so little plot
In the next scene we're in a gambling den, where the wheel of fortune lady is officiating a game of what is either high tech bingo or weird pachinko. A gambler uses his glowing eye telekinesis power to cheat, I assume this is slightly different than the professor's glowing eye mind control. This upsets the local gamblers and they punch each other out.
After the gambler was punched unconscious into a furniture nest, the daughter character from before appears to wake him up.
A lot of these men need a slap
This movie has all of the plot points. All of them.
Somewhere on Earth, a guy named Professor Mori is hanging out in his wizard costume and drinking explaining to large coiffed and large breasted daughter that the flying saucer is made of some magic material that our weapons can't penetrate. Endurium. Or maybe Eternium. Or Etherium. Or Elerium. I'm gonna call it Endurium because of the Starflight reference.
@kamikat The actors are itchy because of the suits.
"Wait, that's illegal."
lol, why are all the Scientists in jail?
Presumably so the audience know it's a robot not just a dustbin
this is ARM-2 D-2
Usually when a 70s movie just comes out and says racism ... that is ... not a sign it is going to treat the subject with care
🔍️ where to buy collars taller than my head
Enderium? Etherium?
Holy stock footage that was filmed before color was a thing Batman!
"The aliens are re-enacting world war 2 in black and white!"
#monsterdon Stock footage! I love exploding stock footage! My favorite kind of exploding.
They always go for London...
The Enterprise!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I just don't understand #monsterdon voters
Terrans and their primitive propulsion systems, not even nuclear!
Star Odyssey, soundtrack by Obnoxious Tin Whistle. #Monsterdon
If you make a face on Pluto it gets stuck like that. All over your whole body.
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Fuck you straw boater comic relief asshole!
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Thank you kind old woman and cloaked figure. You are so very helpful to us on this backwater planet. Why yes I would like some of your strange tea.
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Wait the voice of Beba-2 is Rita Repulas!?
Machiko Soga who was the witch Bandora and so many other characters (mostly villains) in Toei toku shows.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machiko_Soga
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@diazona @ajroach42 I think we didn’t realize how good we had it. https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/starcrash
I'd love to stick around and see where this goes but it's bedtime for me!
This feels closer to The Expanse than the last movie....also you can see what's going on..
Meanwhile on the Millenial Goose.
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Dr. Forrester, I think we found your movie :/ #Monsterdon
Heck yeah subtitles! Which I think means we get the better soundtrack? Bits of it were replaced for the english dub.
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I somehow created a new IMDb account while watching that film. I have no idea when or how I did that, but I’m logged in.
And that was Star Odyssey! Big thanks to our Galactic host @Taweret for rigging the numberball, and extra special thanks to the #Monsterdon crew for helping me glue eyelashes onto my Roomba.
(wolf whistle)