Vampire cape professor invokes his powers of exposition

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The Aliens Are Probing!

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Oh, gross, his capacitors are leaking out all over the place!

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You know, George Lucas put Carrie Fisher in that gold bikini after this film was released. Just sayin.

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she's got a kind of cute little ass squeezed out from that ultra-tight leather body suit

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If you love something put a brain lock on it and set it free #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I wonder where they got the idea for the light swords? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon I gleefully anticipated bad spaceship sets, but I did not expect so many scenes on Earth in rusted industrial areas and forests in dull gray winter

SHOPVAC-D2
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_gears_

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Someone put a brain lock on me, please

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@strangefour Honestly I could have used that advice at the beginning of the movie

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If only we were safe from this dialog...

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Ah the 70's just hand out pills and everyone takes them without question
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The MOST 70s thing I've seen on #Monsterdon
"Everyone take these pills."...everyone takes pills with enthusiasm and no questions asked.

I'm guessing a scene being interrupted by some guy saying "everybody take these pills" happened a LOT on set #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@hollie With bobs. Without bobs.

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"Everybody take these pills" - and that's how the movie got made. #monsterdon

sword

pills

and other standard anti-alien defenses

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No swordplay while on mystery pills.
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Hm..... Hm.

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Everybody knows people with bobs fight better than that, this is so unrealistic

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Bombs and phsers don't work but rave sticks work!

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"Everyone take these pills"

Mr Acrobat has had too many already!

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@Lazarou Argh! #Monsterdon

To save costs, the film utilized low-budget props; a review in Popular Mechanics noted that the "light-sabers" featured in the film were merely cardboard swords coated with fluorescent paint.

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@amyfou Pretty sure the function of how good the movie is versus how much of its runtime you keep is monotonically decreasing

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While whistling music plays, the aliens attack our woodland heroes with ray guns. The humans counter with their camera guns, then the aliens counter with their lightsabers, which the humans counter with parkour and kicking, which the aliens counter by bringing more aliens, which the humans counter by running away and sending the robots to ask for help (there is none).

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Ernest Borgnine has a migraine #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

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I think I saw elsewhere that the Italian release of this movie was only 88 minutes I feel that was probably better than this one

ffs all these robots do is pass messages. Wai don't they go ahead and invent text messaging?!

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Advance to the rear!
The women cover their butts..

Whoever owns this farm is off screen right now, watching all this get filmed, thanking their lucky stars they're in agriculture

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In Tilt’s mind, Tilly can only hear orders if he repeats them.

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@kcarr2015 Tilt, the other robot is call Tilt 🙃

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I bet the actors in the robot suits couldn't see anything #monsterdon

the knockoff lightsaber effects are living up to the dialog and camera work

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He's attacking the aliens with the terrible horror of being known.

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the score, is insane

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why this guy keeping doin' calysthenics?
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This music kind of sounds like it should be a They Might Be Giants song #monsterdon

The aliens all look like they got their hair cut in Europe.

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Look out for the Edgar Winter clones! #monsterdon
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team blonde bobbed
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Is he armed with a camera flash? #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

open fire now. please. one everyone.

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@JoeWynne (attempts to cast Ward Against Inane Robot Lovers Dialogue)

(frantically attempts to invent an entire new school of magic to come up with ANYTHING THAT CAN FIX THIS MOVIE)

(runs out of Magicka and collapses in a heap)

I'M DONE FOR FRIENDS GO ON WITHOUT ME PORT BACK TO WHITERUN AND WARN THE JARL

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You know that if they removed everything in this movie except the robots it would be an improvement

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Probability computer? Predictive A.I. confirmed

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OHHH, is this the Pilates origin story????

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Isaac Asimov: please, I'm begging you, don't drag me into this film.

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Oh great, tilt is asking ChatGPT #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

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We can only damage each other..
this relationship is toxic. They should watch Short Circuit.

There's an awful lot of land & interiors for a space film. #Monsterdon

I’m serious, I need this poem. I don’t know enough about PCBs to write it.

I know you can print things on them and sometimes there are cute Easter eggs that no one finds unless they tear down the electric device. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Buddhist robots, or something

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I could be reading more of Shards of Earth right now. It is the best sci-fi novel I have read in a decade or more.
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Are we in the Blair Witch Project, now?

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HFS, the dude robot is gaslighting the gal robot wtf #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon So, the lizard alien paid $100 Million for the Earth.

Because they can sell humans for $1000 each.

But their ship only carried about 100 humans before it has to go back to their home planet?

It's going to be work to make that investment pay for itself.

The Evil Dead cabin must be near by.

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The rebels are so bored they're doing handstands. The droids are contemplating pulling their own plugs

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You know, if they'd left all the pointless conversations on the editing room floor, they could've gotten this down to a tight fifteen.

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has there been another #monsterdon movie that was made by recutting some of the exact same scenes as this one? or this one was made with pieces of that one??

Da faq...gymnastics?!

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@cherizilla

We can but hope!

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#monsterdon This be like a bad scifi movie and a discarded Christmas special having a baby

Why are you rationing them though?

A planet of Sadists, this is Salo

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The aliens stopped taking prisoners after Japan because they're taking the time to read all the manga storylines to the end before moving on. #Monsterdon

Another movie that seems to have gotten confused and tried to film night-for-day.

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the great thing about watching on tubi is you occasionally have these nice little thirty second films that show how much the art of filmmaking has advanced since Star Odyssey (ie not at all) #monsterdon

That's actually representative of my chemistry xp. I put things together & there's no reaction. #Monsterdon

This is a weird —robot poem over digging over chemistry lab during acrobatics. #Monsterdon

Are they testing my patience

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Meanwhile. In the meth lab. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Passion on a printed circuit

I’ve never wanted to read a poem more than I do now. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

doo doo doo doooo doo doo dooo 🎵

awkward robot flirting in the background

and a guy doing a handstand

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I wanna hear "Passion in a Printed Circuit"!!??!!

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I hate all these people (and robots) #monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe

And Neil Sedaka!!!

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Is this one of those movies where they try to formulaically recreate Star Wars? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

This is one of those movies that would teach you a lesson as a kid. You'd see it advertised as "The Italian Star Wars" and you'd watch it and realize you couldn't ever believe anything you read about a movie ever. #monsterdon

He means “a disturbance in the force” #Monsterdon

then the monkey robots argued while a guy did cartwheels because ????????

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i can stand on my head
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What is going on?

Did I take mushrooms by mistake?

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How does alien mind contact happen without glowing eyes?

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god damn it, movie: stop calling all the weapons, "nuclear" 🙄

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WHY IS HE SO RACIST

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I wonder what else he’s got a few grams of in there. #Monsterdon

You'll have to imagine how difficult it was to come by, because we already have too many subplots to add that one in there.

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"space feed" omgwtfbbq

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#monsterdon Our chief hope lies in Blast Hardch- I mean Sean and Bridgette

He used mind control on a *door* 🤦

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This is Space Crack cocaine. We are going to have a lot of fun tonight.

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#monsterdon Garage Sale Dr. Strange could have better clothing options

“128 tons of synthetic gold” #Monsterdon

His “team” looks about as capable as my comic-con crew.

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Wait, wait, you can synthesize gold?

Can you do this with more chemically interesting metals?

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He's putting the band back together!

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