Somehow this whole thing was leading up to a sword fight in a circuit board hall.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

During brief flashes, the DIrk guy looks a lot like Inspector Clouseau.

#Monsterdon

While you were doing your hair, I studied the twang blade.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

In preparation for this scene, the cast got drunk instead of going to their stage fighting class.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I'd like to think that someone somewhere wrote a deeply personal sci-fi story as a critique of the triangle trade and the concurrent colonialism and racism that was a part of it.

No-one was interested, too preachy, sci-fi is too cheesy.

Star Wars is a big success, "Wow, my allegory is getting greenlit!"

Studio Execs: "Ok, just need to add all these elements from Star Wars; we'll cut the plot beats around; graft on the dirty dozen."

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey #StarOdyssey1979

An inelegant weapon from a less civilized age...

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

@north He just seems to be from some lizard-man race.

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Nothing says "element of surprise" like yelling at the enemy while you're still several long corridors away #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"Blasted!"

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Gotta love all the metallic clanging noises from the lightsaber battles

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

The choreography! The blocked camera shots in a small hallway!

#Monsterdon #SpaceOdyssey1979

Now I haven't seen all of the past Monsterdons, but never before has screenwriting seemed so... ungatekept?

#Monsterdon

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #monsterdon

[men shouting]
(swords clanking)

Yup. That's. That's what that was. #Monsterdon

I'm half expecting some BS excuse for Irene to start taking her clothes off

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I was expecting her to start taking clothing off...

#monsterdon

...Johnny Tambourine?

#monsterdon

The Movellans can be stopped by a door? Has anyone told the daleks?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@Taweret how can you say that when it's never actually got started?

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

The androids just wanted to invite her to their rave #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

You'd think they'd have a pretty good connection considering they both have a giant telly-tubby six pointed star antenna.
#monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe

You'd get that many volunteers even if your book was "To Serve Man"!

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Professor, is this a different three hour tour? I’m not enjoying this boat ride. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"the power of his mind is awesome!"

stop moaning in the hallway outside his door and just kiss already.

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

WILL NO ONE CONTEMPLATE THESE ORBS!?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

That scene was even more "what the
Fucky" than the rest of the movie.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

This game had better moon FX

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

the soundtrack tape broke but hey, why fix it?

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I don't know how but I'm going to make that a catchphrase

"nuclear on the mumble"

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Alien Iron Chef host brought his own soundtrack #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

One million slaves? Did Italians not have a rough estimate of the number of people on earth in the late 70s?

#Monsterdon

uncle wants to stay for more probing

#monsterdon

Tilt is what happens when Louis Tully’s consciousness is preserved over the centuries and then transferred into a ro-butt.

#Monsterdon

"Use nuclear on the (mumble)"

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Population of 8 billion and they're only taking a million? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@annathepiper I will follow up later, just in case I should have known that in advance, which is quite possible.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Those wigs look cheap and itchy

#Monsterdon

no IFs

ands

or roBUTS

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"The aliens kidnapped you and brought you to their spaceship. We have to get out of here" because it's very poorly decorated #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

More talk about ro-butts, please.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "i got sidetracked and forgot to set the alarm"

YOU HAD ONE JOB

Robot Learned Helplessness?

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Somebody *chose* to program that robot so he'd become incapacitated when the other one got knocked out

as long as it doesn't happen in a junkyard

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

What.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon #starodyssey

I like when laser-swords bounce on the ground.

pyooooooowwww

fweeeeeeeee

ah the noises of ineffective lightsaber combat

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

@crowbriarhexe Even if both the robots get destroyed, they'll be alive again in the sequel just like two dead ferrets.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey #StarOdyssey1979

These robot women!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"Do androids dream of electric sheep? No. If they could, they wouldn't have killed themselves." #monsterdon

how is this still going

#monsterdon

marvin the men's rights activist robot

#monsterdon

Don't worry buddy he's just negging your chest because he's into you.
#monsterdon

The nuts on this guy 🤖

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️️ 🌍️️ 😱
#StarOddyssey1979

that man should not have a back-zip jacket he'll need someone to zip him up

Would the plot move faster if she had pants? #Monsterdon

please let his chest hair get caught in the zipper

please let his chest hair get caught in the zipper

please let his chest hair get caught in the zipper

please let his chest hair get caught in the zipper

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon He made armor out of Endearium?

I thought there was just 20 grams of that material on he entire planet?

Was voting for this film the #Monsterdon equivalent of a suicide pact?

Hey wait... I didn't vote for this!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon #starodyssey

Come to the laboratory and get your weapons..

The duckbill robots are the least evil characters.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

The #Monsterdon makes me want to end it all too

@combatwombat what?!! where?? I missed it!

#Monsterdon

The robots killed themselves to dream about themselves. This is like O. Henry had a fever & threw up & they made a movie of that. #Monsterdon

I didn't think Sean was allowed to speak...

#Monsterdon

@paco If only someone had a nipple gif

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Is this a robot video game now?

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

Martial synth music?! WTF? #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Finally some different music.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon This march provided by the alien's Drum and Casio corps.

ASTROPORT

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

The music is…. Hard to understand

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

getting real kylo/rey vibes from this telepathic struggle between Big Collar and Lizard Face #monsterdon

When you have only one musical theme, it makes for great sneaking-around music too

shh don't ask any questions

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

the music is definitely ripped off from a Coronet film

#Monsterdon

More rejected video poker music #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

oh christ the casio demo again

i can't take much more of this

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

i think this jaunty tune will haunt my dreams tonight.

#monsterdon

Thank you, Professor Forehead.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Ooo, I think Tilt might have just saved the day
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"Now there's a chance for us!"

That's more than you can say for the audience.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

i'm bored and confused
#Monsterdon

So if you remove her robot eyebrows and transplant them....

I have *so* many questions.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Nobody likes or respects you there Hollywood

#Monsterdon

"inverse infinity ratio" what now

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Like most chemists, her ass needs to be exposed to do her best thinking. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #starodyssey

Italy: The Male Gaze continues after this message from United Entherium..

so the androids reproduce thru division?
#monsterdon
#starodyssey1979

Jfc they have light sabers #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

Tonight is one of the nights where I don't need to see the movie. The commentary alone is the entertainment.

#Monsterdon

On the robots reproduce by budding.
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Reproduction#Other_means
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

This is what it sounds like when hypnotists cry. #Monsterdon

Have we established that Sean and Bridget are or aren’t siblings?

#monsterdon #starodyssey

A positive reaction? In this economy?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

a positive reaction? ma'am there is no positive reaction either IN or ABOUT this movie.

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

This is why MST3K edits #monsterdon

binary fission robuts

#Monsterdon

Now they're making robot Sia clones? #monsterdon
#starodysessy

Someone’s playing Paperboy for the NES up in there.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

WAIT THERE'S TWO SQUARE SNAKE FACE GUYS!? I thought he was just taking the wig off sometimes.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

#Monsterdon wow turns out android's tools *will* dismantle android's house