I am *STILL* laughing about the mustache test line.

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#StarOdyssey1979

Question: WTF was that?

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We saved the planet from bad old Hamface I guess I dunno

THE END

So today we learned what happens if you buy Star Wars, Buck Rogers and Star Trek from Temu and put them in a blender?

I am so confused.

Anyways we've had tooany good #Monsterdon movies lately so thanks for this absolutely WRETCHED one @Taweret it was FANTASTIC

The ending was as good and comprehensible as the rest of the film!

Thanks @Taweret & the gang!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

the curriculum committee laughed at me when i said we needed to add starfighter piloting as a core requirement in the chemistry major. but who's laughing now? #monsterdon

Given the rest of this film, I'm not sure the "boom swinger" had anything to do with sound.

#monsterdon

I thank you all for your support and understanding during that ordeal #monsterdon

I still don’t know what happened. I’m going to have to read a wiki or something tomorrow to see what on earth.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

What just happened? What kind of fucking ending was that?

And why are they playing corporate training film music?

#Monsterdon

The editor cut to credits in the middle of dialogue.

#Monsterdon

Wait, so they end the film in a slave trade?

Christ help us!!

#MOnsterdon #StarOdyssey 🌟🌟💫

It ends on a slave auction, played for humor?!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

oh. okay.

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

Professor Moray is slowing down their drive systems! (somehow, synth music plays)

This might be a tense battle scene if we could see anything, and there were more than 2 or 3 ships on strings in the scene.

"I'll force you to land, you bastards!"

The dullest heroic death I've ever seen.

"You're alive." "Yuh." "My boyfriend's dead, guess I'll boink backup boy."

THERE IS NO GOD! MORAY IS LETTING THE ROBOTS FUCK!

And the scientists betray Humanity for 600M Cr.

FIN
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Wait. What?

#Monsterdon

ROBOT: "I finally remembered we wanted to kill ourselves because we couldn't go to bone town."

PROF X: "No worries, I can make a few design changes and you'll be fuckin' like aluminum rabbits."

What?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Th...the duckbots have no ugkies to bump? And it made.them depressed? WTF is this #Monsterdon

Wait, is he making a profit on flipping Earth?

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

I hate that he's making money on this, he should LOSE money for being a slaver. #Monsterdon

What if the Wizard of Oz gave the Tin Man a robo-penis so that he could make love to his robo-wife?

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Bot porn that almost was.

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"300 million credits"

We deal in Trillions here mate

#Monsterdon

Oh nice the robots become fully functional ffs #monsterdon

HE'S GOING TO GIVE THE ROBOTS GENITALS!?!?

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

GO ALL THE WAY!

oh my
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😄😂 This might be the madness talking, but this by far the funniest scene.

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"I learned everything about that from my uncle" *vomit* #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#Monsterdon 🌌 🔫 🪐 👽️️ 🌍️️ 😱
#StarOddyssey1979

they labeled exactly one door 'astroport' for some reason

"You survived"
Yeah
"You're alive"
Yeah
"You cost me a lot of money in the dead pool"
Ye-wait, what?
#Monsterdon

One would think in a space battle one would be able to tell roughly what's happening, or at least tell which side is which

One would be wrong

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

"You're alive." "Yup". #monsterdon

This is the chemistry part

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#monsterdon 1:35:00 timestamp for extended wtf space wizard 4th wall stare zoom shot #starOddysey

"you're alive"

as opposed to the rest of us. RIP us

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

A Astroport guard who hasn't been knocked out yet?

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I hope Tubi's algorithm doesn't take this spike of viewership of this dreck to show the rest of this Italian bozo's films. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

He’s with the plot, that’s why you can’t find him.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Is Sean spiderman?

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

oh fuck yeah the annoying mustache guy is fried to a crisp

#Monsterdon

@ajroach42
ok A. they cannot ·possibly· have made ·more· of these
B. how could they be ·worse·

#monsterdon

RIP Holly the Stache
#monsterdon
#starodysessy

He died as he lived.

Pointlessly.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

HOLLYWOOD NOOOOOOO!

#monsterdon

harley! space davidsons at 9 o'clock!

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

can you imagine if the ships for Turkish Star Wars hadn't been destroyed, what the equivalent of this scene would have been like?

#Monsterdon

"the crap with the prisoners" these subtitles...

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Bridgette, I like. She's scrappy. #Monsterdon

how is this still going tho

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look out you're going too far
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So much screen time spent aquiring the apparently useless anti-endearium

#monsterdon #starodyssey

#monsterdon God this movie LOVES that old guy's forehead

Sean and Bridget are space pilots as well?

#Monsterdon

@strangefour #Monsterdon

Let's face it, things happen in this movie only because something vaguely similar happened in Star Wars.

Did that cockpit have a special moustache light? so civilized

#monsterdon

The abruptness is abrupt!

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

oh great, they stole battle meditation from star wars too?

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Oooooh sector M

aliens you totally should have known better than to go into sector M

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

#monsterdon #spaceodyssey
Their velocity is superior to ours..
I can't even..

STAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

#monsterdon

i'm almost more interested in how the hell it was shot, like why does it look kinoscoped where they film another screen but that's not it, or maybe the lens focal length is way too long for what they need it for so everything is too close up, shot on potato film

#monsterdon

A suicide mission? Why not send the robots?

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

@davesdogmaggie No, he is not okay. He keeps hopping out of every scene.

#Monsterdon

Never have so many things happened without anything happening in a movie so devoid of action in action scenes.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

@kshernandez

They are going to resolve what? I don’t even know what the plot line is. #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

These are the voyages of ...
#Monsterdon

Well it was a good thing we spent all that time working on anti-entherium that we now can't use

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

A young Jack Black

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Cool set, but surely you can make a better rocket?

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

These people are dressed like my grandmother's old drapes.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Thinking how this battle looks in Star Wars, which came out three years earlier...

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lol, love how he ended that conversation, and then hyper man does a little dance like a middle aged pixie

#Monsterdon

BONIUS SPACE BATTLE

(maybe)

#Monsterdon

"Look at her go! She's huge! Gigantic!"

yeah, more porno dialogue

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

She's huge! Gigantic! When she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!

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This fucking robot has kind of ruined Rick Moranis for me!

#Monsterdon

omg it's still going

#monsterdon

The power of make believe saved the day!
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

🎵Come on Irene, Oh I swear!🎵🎵

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

BLAME IT ON THE BRAIN 🧠

#Monsterdon

"ohhhhhhhh pen"
#monsterdon

"If we unite our mental energy we may be able to open the door" omg I can't 😂

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Concentrate, concentrate.

Now, take these pills.

#Monsterdon
#StarOdyssey1979

"Drive all thought from your mind" pretty sure everyone in this thing is way ahead of you there #Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

I cannot take Evil Smoked Hamface seriously. Like, at. All. #Monsterdon

🎵 Irene, Irene, Irene, Ireeeeeene #Monsterdon

What was that little hop that dude just did?

This movie is… wow.

#Monsterdon

Come on, Irene!

#Monsterdon

Alexa, set hallway lights to red

#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

They put them in a trash incinerator because the trash compactor menace was played out by this time. #Monsterdon

Paul: "Movies like this is why ppl think all Italian movies suck."

#Monsterdon

"atrocious agony", as opposed to the other kind of agony

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Why did he leap off screen? This isn't a movie. This is a very bad children's play.
#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey

There's an award for watching this till it's demise, right?
#Monsterdon

@floatybirb
midichlorians.
#monsterdon
#starodysessy

#Monsterdon These lightsabers make dumb noises.

@paco lol we think alike

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

Somehow this whole thing was leading up to a sword fight in a circuit board hall.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979

During brief flashes, the DIrk guy looks a lot like Inspector Clouseau.

#Monsterdon

While you were doing your hair, I studied the twang blade.

#Monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979