@YsengrinWolf So, they tried fire, then? Yeah, I don't believe this film, it is lying! #monsterdon

Any efficient decontamination would shed the oxide right off that tape.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

They could have had... mutual scrubbing... ​:neocat_cute_reach:​

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

"Panic is the danger"
Okay now I'm fully Team Fungus #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I like the fact that they went right to fire rather than wait the whole movie to figure out that fire was the solution.

#Monsterdon 🍄 #SpaceMasterX7

So you have a lab leak and send over 1 jeep with a couple of cans o gas
#monsterdon

So.

As a condition of having his lab at home,

The government can burn his house down at the first sign of a containment breach?

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

#monsterdon immersion in female solution?

“Dramatic orchestral music continues”…
#Monsterdon

so, these guys haven't actually heard the tape yet, but their first instinct is to set fire to the house of their apparently dead co-worker without having consulted anyone. okay.

#monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe yep
#Monsterdon

oh i guess we're treating it like YOUR crime scene 🔥

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

They're overreacting to a little bit of kombucha spilling out #monsterdon

Hand and Radian completed their thorough decontamination with phenol, and died of cancer thirty days later
#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Oh no, not Sahviet Russia

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh no they're contaminated

Like I said: poor fire safety. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
 
🩸🍄🍄‍ TRIVIA MASTER X-7 🍄🍄‍🩸

CAMEO 👀

Moe Howard appears here right after his studio cancelled all their shorts production, leaving The Stooges out of work.

#SpaceMasterX7

We're scientists! No one will suspect this was arson!

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

This is the "Burnin' Down The House" portion of our film.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Next we need to drop a nuke!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon🍄 🍄‍🟫 🚀 👽 😱

I would like to see the monkey

This is going to be like when they incinerated the body in Return Of The Living Dead isn't it? #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

That atmosphere is what it's like to live with @plaidtron3000 #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

We get the tape, the fungus gets to escape out the window, everyone wins!

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Is the fungus made from the stuff the "brain cells" from ST:TOS "Operation Annihilate" were?

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

Their names are Hand and Palmer? Who's next? Miss Wrist? The neighbor, young Edward Fingerling?

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Just a little casual arson based on a garbled phone call, sure, why not

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I mean, I wouldn't have minded if Laura got rid of Dr. Pommer before the monster got its chance, but this is fine

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Better late than never!

#Monsterdon

That's back when they had to tell us what colors were there, kids. #monsterdon

One thing I have noticed about these older films is the disjointed music from what I'm used to. Like jaunty happy music while getting into a taxi. Or "murderer is closing in on you" music when someone is putting samples on slides.
#monsterdon

Yay! The doc got rusted!

We'll just rub the audio tape all over the fungus before we take it with us, just to be sure.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Great. Now Joe's infected too. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Looks like my kitchen.

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

We need to stand here a little longer with this lab door open.

#monsterdon

These creatures from space aren't nearly as fun as the Critters #monsterdon

Mushrooms hate windows!

#Monsterdon

And you got a MASTER'S DEGREE in JUGGLING?! Jesus no wonder you're still a private.

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

That look when you walk into a contaminated room without a mask
#monsterdon

50s drunk dialing was the greatest era of drunk dialing.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon When a scientist working on alien life demands that his lab be burned down, the first thing you want to do is go there and start poking around.

Good thing I have my REEL-TO-REEL tape grabber with me!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh hey! i think the fungus got him!

we've received a phone call from the one guy in the home lab studying the planet killing fungus. early reports indicate that it can be spread by tiny amounts of it being caught on your clothes. he's saying to burn his place to the ground before dying. better barge in and touch everything #monsterdon

“Burn it to the ground” i.e. Don’t go in!! #Monsterdon

"...look, a hand!"
"I'm right here."
"No over there!"
"No, I'm right here."

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

"jeez what a slob!"

#monsterdon

OK, not glad it happened, but glad it stopped, and no being a further dick about his son.
#Monsterdon

"I said, 1 cheeseburger, onion rings, and a LARGE ORANGE DRINK!"

Scientist: Charlie Brown Adult Noises

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

"We always keep cans of gas in the car for these events!"

#monsterdon

Don't apologize to him, he tried to force himself on you!! Hit him again!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon yay!

@YsengrinWolf #monsterdon

Yes. from Wikipedia: "Moe Howard as Retlinger, the Cab Driver"

Told ya Doc we can't do that; you just gotta raise your kid

#Monsterdon

HOLY SHIT, THE CAB DRIVER WAS MOE HOWARD! #monsterdon

"Hand speaking"

I don't see any ASL happening

HAR HAR

(I do have some real remorse for this one but I'm still sending it)

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Aaaand today's work stuff is unexpectedly ready and I should get it done tonight so I am going to have to leave the adventures of Dr. Sex Pest and the Space Mold.

#Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf sure is!

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Yay! Callous assault guy is being devoured by the commie fungus!

#Monsterdon

Ahh, the old days, when men wore their pants up to their armpits.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

And that's why you don't have a home lab
#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie It's not too late... under this admin. #Monsterdon

YESSS BLOOD RUST FUNGUS GET'IM!!

#monsterdon

@moira Wise guy! #monsterdon

Hand speaking #monsterdon

they wrote "red & white" on the side of the taxi so you'd know what color it is in the film
#monsterdon

yay "An American in Paris" soundtrack.
just another busy day...

#monsterdon

Wait was that his only scene? I hope not. Decent gag but too short.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

I wonder if this plot of the stupid doc been interrupted all the time will be relevant at all.
#monsterdon
#spacemaster

Wait - is the cab driver Moe Howard?

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

WTF?!
#Monsterdon

I wonder what the ganglions are doing right now...

#monsterdon

I got a lust

A lust for blood rust #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

@gnomon @miru oooh, gotcha yeah that's extremely annoying. My sympathies!

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

MOE HOWARD!
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

Lain serial experiment...
#monsterdon

I believe that apology went in the wrong direction.

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

And now goofy 50s cooking music?
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

MOE! Oh a wise guy! #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

She's apologizing for hitting him?!?!?! What?!?! Lady you should have hit him harder!!!

#Monsterdon

Chekhov's dictaphone replay?

#monsterdon

Hey Moe!

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

It's MOE!!!!!!! #Monsterdon

@johnlogic Space Master X-7!

Classic terrible 50's sci-fi

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

MOE!

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Oh good! So now we have a reason to WANT the doctor to die. #monsterdon

SING! along with the Musical Taxi Scene!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon we're all rooting for the fungus now, aren't we

SPACE MASTER MEETS THE THREE STOOGES
#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Classic Uber, now available in the app. #monsterdon

So the turning point of the movie is the scientist getting bloody when a woman defends herself from SA?

#Monsterdon

What's the #monsterdon movie tonight?

Don't be sorry you hit him. He deserve a shanking.

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

Ah the wonderful days when you actually could just hand someone a note and disappear. No cameras, no anything.

That's fantasy to people today.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I grew up thinking spores were going to play a far greater role in the demise of humankind.

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Always #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

God, he's TALKING AGAIN 🙄🙄🙄 #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

@hollie

Kramer vs Fungus

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon already rooting for the blood rust