#monsterdon Kill him! Kill him!
Schrodinger's metaphor.
If it continues to double in size every day, it's going to be a BIG problem pretty quick.....#monsterdon
The fungus can't start eating people quick enough. #Monsterdon
You go girl!
LOOK, _mom_, Bement is a feeder school for Deerfield, Exeter, and Andover, his future there is
"will he be a good father"
sir, you shipped your son off to a boarding school and you've been ignoring your wife in favor of a ganglion for the past couple hours. what do you care?
What? Is her son inside one of those bell jars? #monsterdon
And I've got HAWAII
@Taweret fun, probably
#monsterdon That guy was drafted for WW2 and he's still working in the Army?
Ganglion. In a fungus.
I'm what?
I never thought I'd say this, but let's get at least some Man with the X-ray Eyes level science in here?
Men. They just never shut up, amirite? #monsterdon #spacemasterx7
The pointless Bunsen burner going on his bench is really bothering me. Poor fire safety is the real monster in this movie. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Why is this man with a degree a private? People with degrees get to be Officers. Or is that a new thing? #monsterdon
@Taweret Well, it's currently on that guy's mustache trying to figure out how it can incubate and multiply in such an environment. #Monsterdon
It's a huge connected brain.. but I won't tell anyone and I will fight with my wife ..
This cigarette sure does a lot of smoke
#monsterdon
I feel like Evil Paul Frees' tape recordings ought to be intercut with shots of a rust-red Muppet eating everything.
I'm genuinely surprised by how annoyed I am at her rattling the window during the monologue. #monsterdon
So he's taken the space fungus home and grown his own strain? They must have a very liberal IRB at his university.
Is he gonna kill her with the spores? #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Oh yay, more dictation, maybe we'll also get a monologue, a soliloquy, and a one-man show.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon I'm going to put these spores on this annoying woman BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE COFFEE!!!
The Not Scientist Brylcreem dude looks terrifyingly like young Billy Graham
"I AM BUSY WITH SCIENCE WOMAN!"
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7
"Not until we get this settled!"
"All right, wait in there."
he comes out of the lab
"OK, now what's so important?"
"I want my Maypo!"
Talk to her about ganglions, that'll calm her right down
His mustache is so baffling lol #monsterdon #spacemasterx7
For this being a heavy dialogue movie, the acting is holding up well.
#Monsterdon
There all part of a ganglion!
@Taweret They appear to be Space Muppets #monsterdon
This dude is gonna feed his ex to the space brains, isn't he?
#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
This movie is going to be a hard watch. Dr. Pommer there is none other than Paul Frees, the voice of Disney's Haunted Mansion's Ghost Host. #monsterdon
Is it a fungus, or does it have ganglia?
wait, you were this jokers assistant, and you still wanted to hang out with him?
Too fancy, eh? I've heard of your type.
The "reasonable precautions" square on my bingo board will not be checked tonight.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
"In other words, he's an incel!"
oh there it is
They drafted a grad student and he didn't get a deferral. Harsh #monsterdon
great, he's growing xenomorph eggs
@josh0 lol, and extra lol because of how old microscopes actually are
but if he's so narrow how does he have room for a
The BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE
It wasn't until he started declaiming that I remembered that Paul Frees is in this picture.
A young Michael Chicton must have been *salivating* over this film.
#Monsterdon chekov's baking science?
@paco SAME.
#Monsterdon
We're so very, very close to actual smoking ... there we go, light up that cancer stick!
There's life in outer space! Oh, well let's have some coffee.
I have reason to think that the fungus has developed civilization, where they compose Vagner like operas.
Blood for the blood rust!
Of course you see "red" and your mind immediately goes to "fungus" and not "rust"
It's a good day for dubious science
well theres no life here on earth, to judge by this movie.
I don't think you should manipulate it without gloves doc.
#monsterdon
Something is about to get spilled for a bad reason, isn't it
Why does she dig this d-bag? #monsterdon
He's on something all right
...no. The thing that some people thought might be life on Mars was more blue/green. And it turned out to be dark areas getting dust covered (and uncovered)
Do you ever miss the breakneck, nonstop action of The Monolith Monsters.
Yeah.....yeah...me too.
Today, blood rust is the street name for the latest super-potent opiate drug #monsterdon #spacemasterx7
#monsterdon Blood rust. Great name. Not disturbing. Oops, harridan woman is back, now the phone is ringing... quick, beat her with the phone receiver!
It just shows how much further a 'B'-pictureβif thatβcould go.
βor maybe it's all a way of establishing this scientist as a bad'un.
"My experiment is coming out fine. And so is this permanent wave!"
Doctor, this is hand. Big boo-boo on pinky! #monsterdon
The lab practices, the terrible lab practices β:floofCry:β
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
Magnificationβ¦. Magnificationβ¦. Magnification
#Monsterdonπ πβπ« π π½ π±
I'm pretty sure Charles is that person, who has come into contact with the spores and will henceforth be carrying them about
I CAN'T be more human, I don't have ROOM for ANY MORE ORGANS!
"Because of its colour I called this organism Blood Rust." unfortunately this is necessary because the film is black and white
The narration has been replaced by dictation. Not sure that's an improvement. #monsterdon
Wait, we've gone down the road of "Mars is actually covered in rust colored fungus" and not the occam's razor of, you know, iron oxide?
@gnomon You could always use @miru! https://miru.miyaku.media
Uhh, doc is a kinda of a bitch, isn't he?
#monsterdon #spacemasterx7
His theory is that Mars was infected. Okay #monsterdon
Who is this guy to her?!
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon this guy's feeding The Blob
holy shit "bloodrust" is a hell of a name
#monsterdon
Hey, he's a very early Rustacean! :D
@femme_mal 90% of scifi movies of this era are red scare, really. this one is just especially unsubtle #monsterdon
Oh he is just a voice over for most of his screen time. Huh.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7
Loving the obviously air tight glass cover
The Organism
#monsterdon
Watching the hashtag blur by, barely able to keep up. Love to see it even if I'm missing most of it. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
HE DIDNT PUT ANYTHING ON THERE
#monsterdon
SPORES
Oh wait! This is the origin story of the Ghost Host. Someone got fed up an kacked him. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7
#monsterdon Okay, there's the rust and fungus link. Doctors a putz, but carry on mustache-man.
Maybe it's the Martian's Red Weed #Monsterdon
Soβ¦ we have a cheating wife and a scuzzy lover subplot in our space fungus movieβ¦
Is the fungus the Hero? Because I'm feeling sympathetic towards it right now.
With Sinister Music β’οΈ in the background, he opens the little tiny canister of Fungus Amongus
#Monsterdon "i saw that mars was red, so came to the conclusion it was a fungus" what
Why does the microscope have a binocular mask on camera?