If you're going to decontaminate Mr Rettlinger, then the two of you also need to be decontaminated. Again. #monsterdon

Thank goodness the narrator is here to help me grapple with the unlikely situation of the baggage claim being poorly organized! #monsterdon

they had to destroy the train station to save it

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE CABBIE #Monsterdon

Can't believe suitcases with wheels were only a recent thing..

#monsterdon

the kind of encounter with a woman where you need to go to "decontamination" afterwards :neocatWoozy:​
#monsterdon

Saved money by re-using music from Dragnet.

#Monsterdon

As a kid I wanted an Army jeep so badly. I didn't want to be in the military, I just wanted them to give me, a nine-year-old, my own Jeep. This seemed totally rational and reasonable at the time.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

That… was not a bomber.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

The jet Hand requested, no wait the jet hand picked...

#monsterdon

Sad to see Moe Howard having to do this for cash #monsterdon

That's a good job there Hand. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Hand rules with an iron fist.

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I kind of feel like I'm watching Dragnet but SciFi
#monsterdon

That was a wasted 20 bucks

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

"Palmer didn't have anything to do with women. Didn't have time."

"Just once he had the time."

And since it was his first time, he didn't need much time.
#monsterdon

talk to the jet hand

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Could make you starting poking eyes. #Monsterdon

Wow Moe is so short. I never realized.
Now please decontaminate Moe before he becomes a Matango.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

That… is a creepily well informed cabbie.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I think this cabbie came right over from playing in Guys & Dolls

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You know, fire is good, but like the wind could carry stuff around. Just sayin'.

Awww yeah, when people realized that flying with a contagious illness was super bad.

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

@wrog I am grateful for the excellent enunciation.
#Monsterdon

@wohali "you're all shook up aren't you babe🎶 " #wrongsong #monsterdon

@moira

Will the fungus be defeated by a swift poke in the eyes and a NYUK-NYUK-NYUK ?

#Monsterdon

Moe?

#Monsterdon

John "Why I Aughta" Hand

#monsterdon

It can kill you guys now too

#monsterdon
#SpaceMasterX7

The fungus looks tasty. Maybe we should stew up a batch with some hot sauce!

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

So, the ex-wife is definitely not in trouble. #Monsterdon

Come with us for decontamination. (puts hands on him guiding him to the car)

Yep. Makes sense.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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ruh roh

“We must make every effort to find that woman” #Monsterdon

Now we must find that woman and her taint from space!
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

Wearing a wool suit outside in the Las Cruces heat would be a terrible way to die. #monsterdon

say nothing Cabbie

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so they're going to narrate the whole fucking movie??

#monsterdon

Maybe that was a colleague of Pommer's whose voice sounded like a female #monsterdon

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um, panic is definitely not the real danger

why is this guy named John Hand #monsterdon

Moe again!

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I just watched #AVPRequiem and these containment protocols are severely lacking!

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Yes! We get more Moe!

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Excellent scuttlebutt, gentlemen.

#Monsterdon

"Palmer never had anything to do with women"

well apparently he did at least once.

#monsterdon

"Palmer never had anything to do with women, no time for it"

Yeah probably busy with his roommate for twenty years

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

5 minutes of time
#monsterdon

"He had no time for Women"

hmmmm

#monsterdon

Is this going to become track down the woman and kill/silence her?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon sssssssssssssmokin'

Her "Why can't you be more human?" should be a ringtone.

#monsterdon

A woman?! In Science?

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Labs should be concrete and steel, the way gawd intended! #monsterdon

wait this movie has a plot where characters have to put clues together? can they do that?

#monsterdon

"A woman's voice? You mean, they speak???"

#Monsterdon

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"One minute I was looking in a microscope, then bam, wall jelly."
#Monsterdon

i keep hearing "blood Rust" as "blood Lust"
This would be a very different movie..

With space vampires
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why the high pitched tone tho?

#monsterdon We've moved to the arson part of the scientific process.

"Has he had any human contact?"

"Well, we've made some vague assumptions that he hadn't, and we think that's enough."

#monsterdon

The competence of this response is so surprising after their previous policy of letting an asshole take an extraterrestrial biological sample to his kitchen for study. #monsterdon

Uh Oh. Moe and the Blonde are in trouble. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

They're going to use nukes, aren't they?

#Monsterdon

He preferred guys. Or space aliens.

#monsterdon

Spacemaster X-7: The Hunt for Blondie!

#Monsterdon

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Look. Hand and Rattigan at least contaminated their car and everything near that house before they 'decontaminated' themselves don't blame that lady

Okay, I thought he turned the mic off when his Ex walked in. But then she's on the tape?

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Decontamination, was that a code word in the 50's?

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Turns out that dude saved a Van Halen bootleg from the ooze.

Oh no. Moe has been infected!
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

"By the time that Hand and Radigan had completed decontamination, my boss, Wd Hocken, was alreasy on the scene."

#Monsterdon

it destroyed his lavatory?

#monsterdon

Waist-up rear nudity, wasn't expecting that #monsterdon

Oh, the New Mexico police! We're OK then.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Did anyone want to even talk about quarantine procedures… at all. I mean, even a little bit? Maybe even a game, wrap Yahtzee around it maybe? For kicks?

keep the two contaminated guys like... separate... from all the leaders of the military #monsterdon

Any efficient decontamination would shed the oxide right off that tape.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

umm. yeah. fumigate those tapes!!

#monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf So, they tried fire, then? Yeah, I don't believe this film, it is lying! #monsterdon

I mean the spores survived outer space, a little fire might not destroy them....

The decontamination sequence in The Andromeda Strain was excellent

#monsterdon

I did this to all my old Green Day cassettes once, just in case

#Monsterdon

They could have had... mutual scrubbing... ​:neocat_cute_reach:​

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

"Panic is the danger"
Okay now I'm fully Team Fungus #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I like the fact that they went right to fire rather than wait the whole movie to figure out that fire was the solution.

#Monsterdon 🍄 #SpaceMasterX7

So you have a lab leak and send over 1 jeep with a couple of cans o gas
#monsterdon

So.

As a condition of having his lab at home,

The government can burn his house down at the first sign of a containment breach?

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

#monsterdon immersion in female solution?

“Dramatic orchestral music continues”…
#Monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe yep
#Monsterdon

so, these guys haven't actually heard the tape yet, but their first instinct is to set fire to the house of their apparently dead co-worker without having consulted anyone. okay.

#monsterdon

oh i guess we're treating it like YOUR crime scene 🔥

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

They're overreacting to a little bit of kombucha spilling out #monsterdon

Hand and Radian completed their thorough decontamination with phenol, and died of cancer thirty days later
#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Oh no, not Sahviet Russia

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh no they're contaminated

Like I said: poor fire safety. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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CAMEO 👀

Moe Howard appears here right after his studio cancelled all their shorts production, leaving The Stooges out of work.

#SpaceMasterX7

We're scientists! No one will suspect this was arson!

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7