Loss Angelees. Language sure has changed

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still not sure about this "I have to pretend I'm at home but also I'm adopting a child that I haven't told my husband about"
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Ah the days when making a phone call felt like you were reciting nuclear launch codes

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take the last train to maui and i'll meet you at the

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@socketwench Isn't the fungus the space monster? It'll probably grow into a big hungry blob or something. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7 Oh dear, now Laura Greeling is on the run!

#monsterdon Can we bring back pronouncing it Los AngelEEZE

@diazona RIGHT?? Totes

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You’ll have seen the 1950s period sexism, ageless treatment of others by scientists, horrifying biohazard management, and more by now.

Not your classic monster-centered thrill fest. Surprisingly well written, interesting window into how privileged white folks interacted with each other and period authorities. #monsterdon

I really wasn't expecting Space Master X-7 to be a parable about the spread of pandemics. #monsterdon

I feel like we're at the climax of the movie already. They could just find her now and wrap up the "plot"
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Tippie Hedren needs to report to the de-fungus authorities right now..

More movies should have a narrator to tell half the story, very convenient and economical. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon love me that la union station

Let's see, Newspaper, Magazines, Whacking Material...

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I am loathe to believe it but somehow the narration is actually more interesting

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@Taweret She saw there was a new issue of Vogue. However the stories did not interest her so she got a copy of People instead
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@hollie or.. checks notes... split? #monsterdon

Classic news stand! #Monsterdon

Burning the car and the apartment. I can't help but think "decontamination" of people isn't sufficient in that case and that "quarantine" and "euthanasia" are probably more realistic...but also maybe a less exciting movie if they just killed everyone who might be exposed. Though perhaps more realistic of 1950s governments?

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By the rule of Three Stooges-- err by the rule of Threes, Moe should come back one more time at the climax of the film.
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I am STILL 2 minutes behind everyone because there is no break in dialogue. I might miss context if I jump. So behind everyone I shall remainl
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#monsterdon THRILL to harrowing NARRATED [train clerk footage at the train station] in SPACEMASTERX7 filmed in stunning REGLAVISION

narrator: her flight was delayed so she decided to stop at the sabarro

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why have people recite lines when you can pay a voice over dude to do it instead...

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John Larroquette is in this train station somewhere...

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Hey....movie?

I was promised a "Space Master".

Where's the space master.

I'll take any space master right now.

X7 or otherwise.

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If you're going to decontaminate Mr Rettlinger, then the two of you also need to be decontaminated. Again. #monsterdon

Thank goodness the narrator is here to help me grapple with the unlikely situation of the baggage claim being poorly organized! #monsterdon

they had to destroy the train station to save it

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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE CABBIE #Monsterdon

Can't believe suitcases with wheels were only a recent thing..

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Saved money by re-using music from Dragnet.

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the kind of encounter with a woman where you need to go to "decontamination" afterwards :neocatWoozy:​
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As a kid I wanted an Army jeep so badly. I didn't want to be in the military, I just wanted them to give me, a nine-year-old, my own Jeep. This seemed totally rational and reasonable at the time.

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That… was not a bomber.

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The jet Hand requested, no wait the jet hand picked...

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Sad to see Moe Howard having to do this for cash #monsterdon

That's a good job there Hand. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Hand rules with an iron fist.

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I kind of feel like I'm watching Dragnet but SciFi
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That was a wasted 20 bucks

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"Palmer didn't have anything to do with women. Didn't have time."

"Just once he had the time."

And since it was his first time, he didn't need much time.
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talk to the jet hand

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Could make you starting poking eyes. #Monsterdon

Wow Moe is so short. I never realized.
Now please decontaminate Moe before he becomes a Matango.
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That… is a creepily well informed cabbie.

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I think this cabbie came right over from playing in Guys & Dolls

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Awww yeah, when people realized that flying with a contagious illness was super bad.

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You know, fire is good, but like the wind could carry stuff around. Just sayin'.

@wrog I am grateful for the excellent enunciation.
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@wohali "you're all shook up aren't you babe🎶 " #wrongsong #monsterdon

@moira

Will the fungus be defeated by a swift poke in the eyes and a NYUK-NYUK-NYUK ?

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Moe?

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John "Why I Aughta" Hand

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It can kill you guys now too

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So, the ex-wife is definitely not in trouble. #Monsterdon

The fungus looks tasty. Maybe we should stew up a batch with some hot sauce!

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Come with us for decontamination. (puts hands on him guiding him to the car)

Yep. Makes sense.

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ruh roh

“We must make every effort to find that woman” #Monsterdon

Now we must find that woman and her taint from space!
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Wearing a wool suit outside in the Las Cruces heat would be a terrible way to die. #monsterdon

so they're going to narrate the whole fucking movie??

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Maybe that was a colleague of Pommer's whose voice sounded like a female #monsterdon

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um, panic is definitely not the real danger

Moe again!

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why is this guy named John Hand #monsterdon

I just watched #AVPRequiem and these containment protocols are severely lacking!

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Yes! We get more Moe!

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Excellent scuttlebutt, gentlemen.

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"Palmer never had anything to do with women"

well apparently he did at least once.

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"Palmer never had anything to do with women, no time for it"

Yeah probably busy with his roommate for twenty years

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5 minutes of time
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Is this going to become track down the woman and kill/silence her?

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#Monsterdon sssssssssssssmokin'

Her "Why can't you be more human?" should be a ringtone.

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A woman?! In Science?

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Labs should be concrete and steel, the way gawd intended! #monsterdon

wait this movie has a plot where characters have to put clues together? can they do that?

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"A woman's voice? You mean, they speak???"

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"One minute I was looking in a microscope, then bam, wall jelly."
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i keep hearing "blood Rust" as "blood Lust"
This would be a very different movie..

With space vampires
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why the high pitched tone tho?

#monsterdon We've moved to the arson part of the scientific process.

The competence of this response is so surprising after their previous policy of letting an asshole take an extraterrestrial biological sample to his kitchen for study. #monsterdon

Uh Oh. Moe and the Blonde are in trouble. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

He preferred guys. Or space aliens.

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Spacemaster X-7: The Hunt for Blondie!

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Look. Hand and Rattigan at least contaminated their car and everything near that house before they 'decontaminated' themselves don't blame that lady

Okay, I thought he turned the mic off when his Ex walked in. But then she's on the tape?

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Decontamination, was that a code word in the 50's?

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Turns out that dude saved a Van Halen bootleg from the ooze.

Oh no. Moe has been infected!
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"By the time that Hand and Radigan had completed decontamination, my boss, Wd Hocken, was alreasy on the scene."

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it destroyed his lavatory?

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Waist-up rear nudity, wasn't expecting that #monsterdon

Oh, the New Mexico police! We're OK then.

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keep the two contaminated guys like... separate... from all the leaders of the military #monsterdon

umm. yeah. fumigate those tapes!!

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