Mr. Hand!?

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oooh okay so they have definite spread

yikes

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Jain already?

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hey it's a mack fire engine
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This is quite the dramatic… stroll down the sidewalk. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

@davesdogmaggie

Collect!

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NO MISTER HANDS, NOOOOO

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The voice is off from the visual by about 4 seconds in this scene.

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@davesdogmaggie 😛

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I hope she sprouts little mushrooms soon on her head. #monsterdon 🍄‍🟫

This movie's better at building tension than it thinks it is. But every time the narrator kicks in, all the tension vanishes. #monsterdon

Planes, Trains, and Helicopters

Is this a Christmas movie?

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I miss those old bubble copters

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So they could tell her height and clothing from the audio tape. Must have been more advanced than I was giving them credit #monsterdon

Early CHiPs officer #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon are you telling me a trans oriented these airways?

@cmdln I used to be able to keep up with the whole #Monsterdon tag on Sunday nights, but now it just goes by and I rely on serendipity to catch things.

The tension building in this movie is excellent.
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This is a strange re-make of Outbreak.

So it looks like we're looking for a blonde haired, blue eyed woman of average height wearing a brown coat. Couldn't be many of them in LOS ANGELES. #monsterdon

Outbreak and ReGenesis stole this plot! 😉

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That describes like half of LA, lol.

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what a ominous soundtrack for someone walking aroud the city with a suitcase
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That APB probably describes about 20% of LA's population at the time.

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I wonder what the fungus is doing.

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I require music at least this intense to accompany my every relaxed stroll down the street, please and thank you.

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#Monsterdon the most dramatic walk down the block i've seen in years

here boy! Here boy! Get the doughnut! Get it! [flings doughnut across the street]

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This is the most dramatic walking on the sidewalk music I have ever heard.

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Time to talk to The Hand #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

And by "wanders" in the last sentence I mean "furtively bolts."

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wait where's the hold music saying "did you know this is easier in the app" #monsterdon

VERY dramatic music for a woman walking… out of Union Station.

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Now she's going to get on a plane unmasked and give it to everyone. Typical. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I actually forgot that there is space aliens in this movie
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ANOTHER phone call! How could we be so lucky

Hot. Dialing. Action
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a lot more phone dialling scenes than i was expecting in a movie called 'space master x-7'

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Whoops! Missed a couple of minutes but hey, now I have a nice big cup of peppermint tea! #monsterdon

Hawt collect call action.

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We have coffee!

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It’s Chinatown, Hand

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She sauntered right out of our grasp!

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her pocketbook is shaped like a little easter basket

Nice font for the Union Station sign.
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Thrill! as we watch a blonde woman bop from phone booth to phone booth!

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the crossing of the car park does not deserve this high stakes music

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Tense crossing-the-street music with tympani #monsterdon

A very exciting walk across L.A.!

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This music is trying SO HARD to make her strolling around tense.. trying and failing. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

THRILL as the woman walks unchallenged through the train station. GHASP as she proceeds as normal through her plans to return home #monsterdon

She is right to be scared of the LAPD.
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#monsterdon She wasn't blind. She didn't have a cane. Come on. ;)

Going to be quite a hike to LAX

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We could be watching Troll 2 right now.

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(Suspenseful orchestral music continues) it suuuure does

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Take the cop cycle, lady! #monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Isn't this just The Magnetic Monster but with more narration and we follow the patient zero instead of the people trying to track down patient zero? #monsterdon

Cheese it! It's the fuzz!!

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Station master X-7 #Monsterdon

It's the fuzz! cheese it! #Monsterdon

As the only woman capable of speech she sure sticks out #monsterdon

@xerozohar Space fungus and infidelity. And the protagonists' name is Hand, so there's that :D #Monsterdon

Hmm, I wonder if Jody & Laura are an item? Laura did sound pretty pleased to talk to her and Jody is doing her a pretty big favor.

But no, that would be a way better movie than this is shaping up to be.

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That is a nice station, btw.

Another one of those movies where I just want to go back in time and grab one of the cars.

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@randy_s

Most people in the UK say it that way

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Chase scene!

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automatically on the woman's side in getting away from the police even though she's got the alien virus....fuck the Patriarchy

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don't look back, foo!

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Mom: "Just stay in the booth until the cops pass."

Me: "She couldn't, she just farted in the booth and it was awful."

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Oh, Moe!
Decontamination is in danger, just letting him in is slapstick waiting to happen.

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Why is his name spelled “Pommer” and not “Palmer”? I’m finding this randomly disturbing for no clear reason

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Now I want a raving Moe-fungus creature. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie That's definitely him! #monsterdon

Loss Angelees. Language sure has changed

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still not sure about this "I have to pretend I'm at home but also I'm adopting a child that I haven't told my husband about"
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Ah the days when making a phone call felt like you were reciting nuclear launch codes

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take the last train to maui and i'll meet you at the

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@socketwench Isn't the fungus the space monster? It'll probably grow into a big hungry blob or something. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7 Oh dear, now Laura Greeling is on the run!

#monsterdon Can we bring back pronouncing it Los AngelEEZE

@diazona RIGHT?? Totes

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You’ll have seen the 1950s period sexism, ageless treatment of others by scientists, horrifying biohazard management, and more by now.

Not your classic monster-centered thrill fest. Surprisingly well written, interesting window into how privileged white folks interacted with each other and period authorities. #monsterdon

I really wasn't expecting Space Master X-7 to be a parable about the spread of pandemics. #monsterdon

I feel like we're at the climax of the movie already. They could just find her now and wrap up the "plot"
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Tippie Hedren needs to report to the de-fungus authorities right now..

More movies should have a narrator to tell half the story, very convenient and economical. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon love me that la union station

Let's see, Newspaper, Magazines, Whacking Material...

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I am loathe to believe it but somehow the narration is actually more interesting

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@Taweret She saw there was a new issue of Vogue. However the stories did not interest her so she got a copy of People instead
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@hollie or.. checks notes... split? #monsterdon

Classic news stand! #Monsterdon

Burning the car and the apartment. I can't help but think "decontamination" of people isn't sufficient in that case and that "quarantine" and "euthanasia" are probably more realistic...but also maybe a less exciting movie if they just killed everyone who might be exposed. Though perhaps more realistic of 1950s governments?

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By the rule of Three Stooges-- err by the rule of Threes, Moe should come back one more time at the climax of the film.
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I am STILL 2 minutes behind everyone because there is no break in dialogue. I might miss context if I jump. So behind everyone I shall remainl
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#monsterdon THRILL to harrowing NARRATED [train clerk footage at the train station] in SPACEMASTERX7 filmed in stunning REGLAVISION

narrator: her flight was delayed so she decided to stop at the sabarro

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why have people recite lines when you can pay a voice over dude to do it instead...

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John Larroquette is in this train station somewhere...

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Hey....movie?

I was promised a "Space Master".

Where's the space master.

I'll take any space master right now.

X7 or otherwise.

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