Now we have a cigar!

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

"What happens to me now?"

"He'll take care of you. Give you $10, shoot you in the teeth and set your corpse on fire."

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

So we're only looking for every white woman who's ever been on film in this year 1958. #monsterdon

Good ol' times when they ha d a sketch artist to draw people
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@steggy I think it is the Elon Musk origin story #Monsterdon

Cabbie with an apparently photographic memory goes "kinda cute" and "pretty teeth" and somehow they get the exact face

#monsterdon

So the monster is some slop on the ground and the story is trying to find a woman 😗 Hope Space Master swoops in and saves the day. #monsterdon

@amyfou oh 50's

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That ID picture looks like just about every clothes model from that era ever

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#monsterdon Maybe not hit a tank of fuel with a blowtorch. Oh, that's probably fine. No leaks, I mean, no kaboom. Everythings fiiiiine.

"That's her--that's my dream date."

"Now, about that passenger..." #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

WTF!? Is that regulation? Turning the blow torch on to your co-worker? #Monsterdon # SpaceMasterX7

The way Moe keeps sayin' "Yeah that's nice" has me a little concerned… like he's gonna ask for a copy of the picture and excuse himself to the bathroom.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Eyebrows they pull out with pliers. Tough gal #monsterdon

This is way better than modern police sketches tbh #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

MOISTURIZE ME #Monsterdon

"She did have a nose didn't she"

No, no nose, just two holes., like a skull....

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This is the longest I've ever seen Moe Howard go without slapping someone. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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witness : find the mouth that's 'kinda pretty' and 'has a smile' and 'nice teeth'?

sketch artist: oh yeah, I got that one

It's like fashion plates for men.

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

She sure had a pretty mouth.

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Moe. Don't judge her think luxurious eyebrows.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

Build a Babe Workshop.

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The potato! We forgot the potato! How're we gonna build a Misses Patata Head if we ain't got no

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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This picture reconstruction montage is.. a little too long..

Cameo by Lucille Ball! #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

He's not making a representation of the woman, he's just manufacturing porn.

"Oh thats nice. That's nice"

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I'm getting an ad for a guy in a bear suit having a steamy romance with a tub of creatine powder, in case you were wondering how things are going here

#Monsterdon

“This girl was a doll!!!”

I told you this guy just finished singing backup for “Luck Be A Lady” and “Sit Down You’re Rockin’ the Boat”

#Monsterdon

"She had pretty teeth too"

No not that one, they were PRETTY teeth, aren't you listening?

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

1950s avatar maker

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They're using the identigraph!

#Monsterdon

he's gonna finish the composite and it's gonna be Curly #Monsterdon

@jonny

That description is too... broad

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"So high, nice figure"

It's me!

🫩

#Monsterdon

Everytime you think, you weaken the nation. #Monsterdon

Two cigs, one match. One guy uses an ashtray, the other just sets it on the edge of the desk.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

lo, get the feeling this cabbie is just going to waste everyone's time....

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Her eyes were right around waist level apparently #monsterdon

Hey Moe! Well I did call the rule of Three (Stooges), this is probably the last time we are gonna see him.
The police sketch artist has an animation desk? Whut?
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

Maybe don't shake hands with the cabbie who was in the car with the woman carrying space spores?

#monsterdon

That is the hand gesture for "big, blue eyes"?

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Is this the Spongebob origin story?
#monsterdon

honestly unexpected seeing moe howard deliver a straight performance

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

NYUK NYUK NYUK

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@Terencio @ricci In Soviet Russia, fungus turns into you

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Saturate the suitcase and then open it to find out clues to her identity? Were they assuming the inside would be not exposed to the spores? Or that the contents would still be usable for identification purposes after being soaked? There are some logical problems with this.

#Monsterdon

Workplace safety standards were... different back then.

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Who could have predicted that the flamethrower would set the suitcase on fire?

WILL THESE PEIPLE NEVER LEARN FIRE SAFETY‽

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Size 10! Actresses have changed since those days #monsterdon

1958 Tinder was weird.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

Still More Moe!

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

@CactuarJoe Rattigan is such a bitch #monsterdon

Now they are judging her dress size and fashion sense. Someone named Mr Hands shouldn't be so judgy.
#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

Apparently they moved on from phenol

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lol, the Twink criticising her dress sense...

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He’s wearing a tie underneath all that #Monsterdon

Don’t worry, the orchestra is from the 50s and will be used to playing Mahler & Rachmaninov, which is pretty much the same thing

#Monsterdon https://mefi.social/@randy_s/115602327163686045

Then it was opened and the NiCad battery inside exploded. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Oh nice, they are using asbestos suit and travel cases back them. Very handy and safe
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#monsterdon Hand stroked Ratigan. Er, stoked. They're all super excited. Not gay at all.

Didn't even take off his tie to burn shit down.

Impressive.

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

Maybe the true space monster is humanity
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I guess it's good that they're following Proper Procedures.

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That was one of the scripts for Vampires on Bikini Beach

#Monsterdon

Hey easy with the flames there! Not cool.

#Monsterdon

What percentage of this movie's action is going to happen offscreen?

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"excuse me, do you have a light?"

#monsterdon

Is this the first instance of, "Kill it with fire"? #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

I haven't posted much bc yall are on fire tonight (pun intended) #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

Can...

Can you burn a train car with kerosene? #monsterdon

burn the suitcase to recover it
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Anyone else up flaming their homosexuals?

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@aburka/115602327182190374

Can I boost this while making it bold and in all caps?

#Monsterdon

I'm sure this movie set was totally safe, no one got accidentally hurt

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

🔥 🔥 🔥

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I don't think this is a great method of decontamination of a man wearing a backpack tank filled with napalm. #monsterdon

The scenes of the overrun lab now train car, globby with the pendulous space spores, are satisfyingly trippy. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

How is it so hard for them to find an average height blonde with blue eyes in LA? Oh, the accurate description of her luggage will be key.

#Monsterdon

I absolutely HATE it when they add the high whistling tones that are supposed to make the scene extra suspenseful

Stop hurting my ears!!
#Monsterdon

They give everything the creme brulee treatment just to be safe #monsterdon

Lysol missed out on some product placement.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

#monsterdon I like this movie. It's better than I was expecting.

Mmmm… cheese.

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I know we livin' in the Patriarchy and whatnot, but did wives in the 50s just bring kids home to their new husbands in Honolulu and claim they adopted the kid?

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

If this were colorized it'd probably be as silly looking as when Spock got bitten by a flying fried egg monster in TOS.

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wow, he's really flaming that guy

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Flame bath!

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

japanese stickers? Sure this was suspicious back in the 50's
#monsterdon

I think they re-used the bloodrust fungus tarp for the Super Mario Bros live action movie

#Monsterdon

This movie would have been stronger without the opening sequence. Just start with the woman arriving at the home of the maverick scientist, who has (let's say illicitly) brought home samples from work because he's tired of the military breathing down his neck. Then the base gets his dying phone call, with him insisting that they have to burn his house down. Only when they play the tape do they learn about the slime mold from Mars...

#Monsterdon

It looks more like baked mozzarella than something you'd call blood rust #monsterdon

"...not me, you fool!"

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX-7

Cool helicopter.
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Fortunately for her, she was a werebeekeeper.

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Identified by Japanese Steamship Stickers. Thanks, narration..

"That's right, we're going to watch you smoke." #monsterdon

Blood rust? In MY baggage car?

It's more likely than you think!

#monsterdon #spacemasterx7

It's turned into Fahrenheit 451 all of a sudden

#Monsterdon 🍄 #SpaceMasterX7

"All parts bulletin"

So, they're not just looking for her left foot, then?

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7