@diazona 😆
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Oh only now she gets the idea to hide her identity

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Hey, none of this has anything to do with outer space. We're being ripped off #monsterdon

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when I was a kid I accidentally memorized the phone number of a taxi company, and the number was listed as 'GL76500', aka 'Glendale 76500' and yes I am super duper old I guess

She had to stay close because phones were not mobile #Monsterdon

TVs and phones in the hotel rooms! Wow!

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So far I've heard three different pronunciations for Los Angeles.

And more leering men than at a strip club.
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Well it's not her, her coat is gray. #monsterdon

just let your hair down and get some cheap black dye.

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los angel us #Monsterdon

change your jacket and let your hair down what on earth #monsterdon

She needs a bottle of a hair dye and a gas station bathroom

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Well, this hotel has its own Lurch!

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B&W TV with a '50s "B" western in a "D" scifi, lol!

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Listen I love dudes who have nice big smiles that show their teeth but you don't see me being creepy about it...
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@strangefour 😂

(The full sign is "We have an agreement with the Bank of Calif. We don't make loans and they don't sell food")

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Before 9-11. Both the number and the date.
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Did the pronunciation of Los Angeles change over the past 70 years or something? #Monsterdon

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Ideas for rewriting 🔼
Narration efficacy 🔼
Person of Interest description usefulness 🔽

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wow, those public loudspeakers everywhere are really useful!

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Angleus is what you get when you sniff too much spore sau

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i like the "we wont make loans if the cali bank doesnt make food" sign. Better than the #prop65 signs

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She seems pretty healthy for being infected by an alien slime mold

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she definitely should have ordered the chocolate malted! They have the machines right there!

Aw, the diner waitress doesn't get lines or a name #monsterdon

lady is a one-woman super-spreader event #Monsterdon

"Anyone seeing this young woman..."

What, no spit take?

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Ethnic cleansing on the tv there....

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Los ANGLE-us?

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"What happen to me now?!" was the cab driver last words
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Of Calif, We make Loans! And they food?
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#monsterdon Product placement... lame-style.

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I finally went to IMDB. Yup, that's Moe Howard. And for we North Americans, Professor Rude Guy was the voice of the narrator in the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.

Where are the aliens?
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@RobynGoodfellow

... followed by a NYUK-NYUK-NYUK

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This dude is creepy
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is her picture in the newspaper already?

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The Loss Angle less Police Department.

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This movie is morphing into Weird Science.

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I love how they can just have the mere IDEA of a woman, just a few black printed lines, and 100% of what's discussed is her level of hotness, like she exists in no other context

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haha! casual sexism. #monsterdon

Bellman put the rabbit ears up for her. That's full service! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Every time he describes a feature, the artist hands him the complete opposite slide so he can say "No no, not like that."

Fred MacMurray?!?!

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Pull out eyebrows with pliers?!?!?

I think you've conflated plucking one's eyebrows with tweezers and pulling out someones nails with pliers as a form of torture. And I'm not sure what that says about the speaker and/or western standards of beauty in the 1950s.

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Now we have a cigar!

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"What happens to me now?"

"He'll take care of you. Give you $10, shoot you in the teeth and set your corpse on fire."

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So we're only looking for every white woman who's ever been on film in this year 1958. #monsterdon

Good ol' times when they ha d a sketch artist to draw people
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@steggy I think it is the Elon Musk origin story #Monsterdon

Cabbie with an apparently photographic memory goes "kinda cute" and "pretty teeth" and somehow they get the exact face

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So the monster is some slop on the ground and the story is trying to find a woman 😗 Hope Space Master swoops in and saves the day. #monsterdon

@amyfou oh 50's

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That ID picture looks like just about every clothes model from that era ever

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#monsterdon Maybe not hit a tank of fuel with a blowtorch. Oh, that's probably fine. No leaks, I mean, no kaboom. Everythings fiiiiine.

"That's her--that's my dream date."

"Now, about that passenger..." #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

WTF!? Is that regulation? Turning the blow torch on to your co-worker? #Monsterdon # SpaceMasterX7

The way Moe keeps sayin' "Yeah that's nice" has me a little concerned… like he's gonna ask for a copy of the picture and excuse himself to the bathroom.

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Eyebrows they pull out with pliers. Tough gal #monsterdon

This is way better than modern police sketches tbh #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

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This is the longest I've ever seen Moe Howard go without slapping someone. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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witness : find the mouth that's 'kinda pretty' and 'has a smile' and 'nice teeth'?

sketch artist: oh yeah, I got that one

It's like fashion plates for men.

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She sure had a pretty mouth.

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Moe. Don't judge her think luxurious eyebrows.
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Build a Babe Workshop.

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The potato! We forgot the potato! How're we gonna build a Misses Patata Head if we ain't got no

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This picture reconstruction montage is.. a little too long..

Cameo by Lucille Ball! #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

He's not making a representation of the woman, he's just manufacturing porn.

"Oh thats nice. That's nice"

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“This girl was a doll!!!”

I told you this guy just finished singing backup for “Luck Be A Lady” and “Sit Down You’re Rockin’ the Boat”

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"She had pretty teeth too"

No not that one, they were PRETTY teeth, aren't you listening?

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1950s avatar maker

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They're using the identigraph!

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@jonny

That description is too... broad

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"So high, nice figure"

It's me!

🫩

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Everytime you think, you weaken the nation. #Monsterdon

Two cigs, one match. One guy uses an ashtray, the other just sets it on the edge of the desk.

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Her eyes were right around waist level apparently #monsterdon

Hey Moe! Well I did call the rule of Three (Stooges), this is probably the last time we are gonna see him.
The police sketch artist has an animation desk? Whut?
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Maybe don't shake hands with the cabbie who was in the car with the woman carrying space spores?

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That is the hand gesture for "big, blue eyes"?

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Is this the Spongebob origin story?
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honestly unexpected seeing moe howard deliver a straight performance

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NYUK NYUK NYUK

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Saturate the suitcase and then open it to find out clues to her identity? Were they assuming the inside would be not exposed to the spores? Or that the contents would still be usable for identification purposes after being soaked? There are some logical problems with this.

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Workplace safety standards were... different back then.

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Who could have predicted that the flamethrower would set the suitcase on fire?

WILL THESE PEIPLE NEVER LEARN FIRE SAFETY‽

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Size 10! Actresses have changed since those days #monsterdon

1958 Tinder was weird.

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Still More Moe!

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@CactuarJoe Rattigan is such a bitch #monsterdon

Now they are judging her dress size and fashion sense. Someone named Mr Hands shouldn't be so judgy.
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Apparently they moved on from phenol

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He’s wearing a tie underneath all that #Monsterdon

Don’t worry, the orchestra is from the 50s and will be used to playing Mahler & Rachmaninov, which is pretty much the same thing

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Then it was opened and the NiCad battery inside exploded. #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Oh nice, they are using asbestos suit and travel cases back them. Very handy and safe
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#monsterdon Hand stroked Ratigan. Er, stoked. They're all super excited. Not gay at all.