You can just call up the Chemical Warfare Service?

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Damn! She can't go nowhere!! #monsterdon

Sorry maam, no fungus allowed on carryons #monsterdon

They're gonna find her can of Brownette and then THE JIG IS UP

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Trans Orient Airlines is pretty woke for ‘58.

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Fair play to this lady for avoiding the cops though, she's got some game...

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c'mon spores. do your stuff already

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"We'll hold your reservation until 5 minutes before takeoff"

OK, that's it, my suspension of disbelief is totally gone now.

#monsterdon

Shopping!
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Okay I guess I was right about the Uber gag before. This lady just got everything she needed delivered to her hotel.
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The spray on hair dye is impressive!

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#monsterdon FINALLY! COFFEE WENCH WITH THE COFFEE!!!

That stuff is definitely not going to wear off on her white top #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

Well, we have to give in that she really thought it thru.
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So running from the police she kills! TYPHOID MARY!

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Doordash fees must be astronomical #monsterdon

It'd be a better disguise if she cut her hair in a prominent mohawk #monsterdon

You gotta love that spray-on hair dye that makes you grow a wig. #monsterdon

i can tell, is she dying it blue?
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“Hand speaking”

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Very tense hair brushing music.

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Having seen something disturbing on YouTube, she starts looking things up on the Internet.

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Hotel staff: "Room service just delivered the customer on the fifth floor a bottle of black hair dye, some scissors, a new coat, a new suitcase, and a book on How to Forge Your Driver's License. This couldn't be the SLIGHTEST bit suspicious!"

#monsterdon

is she spray-painting her hair?
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@amyfou Growing up my home phone was (Dickens) DI4-1712. We had party lines too.

#Monsterdon

oh good lord I forgot about the ad inserts

(The ones inserted by YouTube, I mean, not that car ad within the film that was interrupted by the APB.)

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Laura Greeling is loaded. She was doing some serious online –on phone line – ordering before it was a thing.

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Woah, spraypaint for your hair to change the color? What WILL they think of next? #monsterdon

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I sure hope that they don't need to create ... a mushroom cloud... to solve this problem.

SPRAY IN BRUNETTE

Ok, champ..

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Y'know I didn't realize there was such a thing as a size 12 in 50's movies

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Brownette in a can!

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I think Laura should get back that money she bribed Moe to keep her presence mum #monsterdon

Wasn't this movie about space?
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How could you not have ditched the coat?!
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She oughta go goth.

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"now she must change her appearance as well."

Thank you so much, Mr. Narrator; I would never have figured this out.

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Cunningly, she will dye her hair and grow a beard....

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So this is basically becoming a police procedural.

Perry Mason anyone?

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@YsengrinWolf Inflation adjusted that's just over $30k

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narrator: she decided to browse temu and then watched some tv

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Amazon delivered quick in the 50s too I guess

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So they're gonna take this guy to decontamination

In an open jeep

Wearing no PPE

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I wonder what the space master is up to #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

can you say overspray?

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An honest-to-goodness phone book!

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I feel like I JUST missed the “emergency bulletin” era and now I’m sad.

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@diazona 😆
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She gets up and there's already a Mini Barf on her stool. #Monsterdon

Oh only now she gets the idea to hide her identity

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Hey, none of this has anything to do with outer space. We're being ripped off #monsterdon

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when I was a kid I accidentally memorized the phone number of a taxi company, and the number was listed as 'GL76500', aka 'Glendale 76500' and yes I am super duper old I guess

I feel like this could easily have been turned into a comedy of error with her on the run but radios, newspapers, and tvs keep giving away more info about her at the funniest moments.
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She had to stay close because phones were not mobile #Monsterdon

TVs and phones in the hotel rooms! Wow!

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So far I've heard three different pronunciations for Los Angeles.

And more leering men than at a strip club.
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$2,650 for a new car!

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Well it's not her, her coat is gray. #monsterdon

just let your hair down and get some cheap black dye.

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los angel us #Monsterdon

change your jacket and let your hair down what on earth #monsterdon

She needs a bottle of a hair dye and a gas station bathroom

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"Her one impulse was to get off of the street" He says as she steps onto the street. Is he even watching the movie he's narrating? #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

Well, this hotel has its own Lurch!

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B&W TV with a '50s "B" western in a "D" scifi, lol!

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Listen I love dudes who have nice big smiles that show their teeth but you don't see me being creepy about it...
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@strangefour 😂

(The full sign is "We have an agreement with the Bank of Calif. We don't make loans and they don't sell food")

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Before 9-11. Both the number and the date.
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Did the pronunciation of Los Angeles change over the past 70 years or something? #Monsterdon

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wow, those public loudspeakers everywhere are really useful!

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Angleus is what you get when you sniff too much spore sau

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i like the "we wont make loans if the cali bank doesnt make food" sign. Better than the #prop65 signs

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Be funny if they were showing a Three Stooges short. #Monsterdon

She seems pretty healthy for being infected by an alien slime mold

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she definitely should have ordered the chocolate malted! They have the machines right there!

Aw, the diner waitress doesn't get lines or a name #monsterdon

lady is a one-woman super-spreader event #Monsterdon

The cabby thinks she looks nice

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"Anyone seeing this young woman..."

What, no spit take?

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The Los Ankylosaur Police Department #monsterdon

Ethnic cleansing on the tv there....

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Los ANGLE-us?

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"What happen to me now?!" was the cab driver last words
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Of Calif, We make Loans! And they food?
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#monsterdon Product placement... lame-style.

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I finally went to IMDB. Yup, that's Moe Howard. And for we North Americans, Professor Rude Guy was the voice of the narrator in the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.

Where are the aliens?
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@RobynGoodfellow

... followed by a NYUK-NYUK-NYUK

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This dude is creepy
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is her picture in the newspaper already?

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The Loss Angle less Police Department.

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This movie is morphing into Weird Science.

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I love how they can just have the mere IDEA of a woman, just a few black printed lines, and 100% of what's discussed is her level of hotness, like she exists in no other context

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haha! casual sexism. #monsterdon

Bellman put the rabbit ears up for her. That's full service! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Every time he describes a feature, the artist hands him the complete opposite slide so he can say "No no, not like that."

Fred MacMurray?!?!

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Pull out eyebrows with pliers?!?!?

I think you've conflated plucking one's eyebrows with tweezers and pulling out someones nails with pliers as a form of torture. And I'm not sure what that says about the speaker and/or western standards of beauty in the 1950s.

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