Pilots not willing to relinquish babes

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Evidently police work is all about asking for good-looking women

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"...the inflight meal will be mushroom soup"

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@josh0
Oh, hell no

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Watch them stop the plane and run aboard going, "Okay, all the total babes are going to need to come with me!"

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the ppl on the plane are waving out the plane windows and I always want to do that too but it feels silly

If they thought she was on the plane, wouldn't they just stop the plane from taking off instead of just getting on the plane to ride along?

What the sense make?

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@socketwench
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20 minutes left for anything to happen #monsterdon

@wohali @rebeld holy shit

okay I guess it was more recent than I thought

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The 50s had it so good. When I get an Amber Alert on my cell phone, I WISH I got more than a general description. 🤦‍♂️

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TOA! TOA! 2000!

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Alien slime in the hotel room. FINALLY.
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They're holding the plane for you so hurry and we'll give your luggage to some of the slowest workers we have and they'll get it there whenever... #monsterdon

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that's not how airports work anymore, sadly.

The 1950s, everyone: they would hold the plane for a flippin' standby passenger.

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1958 Airport ID check: Are you human? Please point to all the pictures of bicycles.

#monsterdon

I feel like calling ahead would have saved a lot of efforts by these government agents
#monsterdon

@Configures That would be fun to watch

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"hello, yeah, I need to napalm a whole building in LA"
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@strangefour Huh I guess I wouldn't know if it is... I thought it just means they don't offer credit (i.e. you have to pay when you eat)

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Does she have her passport? I'm betting this movie predates Hawaii being a state, so she's kinda technically leaving the country.

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Life before TSA #monsterdon

They had doordash way back then? #Monsterdon

Working title: Fungus On The Orient Express

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Air travel was a lot different in the day
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I want to see Robert Stack fighting his way through the terminal

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This boarding student better not be a jerk

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ok just because a gal has a little blood rust doesn't mean she is a threat to public health. it's not a crime for a doll to have cute teeth and a pug nose #monsterdon

But seriously, if she was carrying, like, microfilm she didn't know about this could be a spy movie. Except for the occasional fungus appearance, there's basically no science in this fiction…

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kill it before it kills Kirk's brother! #monsterdon

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um do chemical warfare experts know how to kill fungus tho? I think they know how to burn people's eyeballs out, only

OK, the fungus didn't eat the girl but is eating her luggage?

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She has become the army of the 12 mold-keys.

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Whew, she escaped.
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@jivens Doctor Who?

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Went from monster movie to police procedural. Genre-bending action!!

@Taweret : I wonder what the fungus is doing?

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You know the melted marshmallows on Thanksgiving sweet potatoes? That's what I keep thinking of whenever they show the monster goo

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finally! i was wondering what the rust blob was doing now
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It appears blondes are immune to the blood rust #monsterdon

She’s so afraid her husband is going to find out something, so she dyes her hair blond & expects him not to notice? Or does the brunette spray wash out?

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@diazona That feels like a really specific joke/political message from a narrow slice of time.
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Babies on the plane.. So sweet!
They'll have to be burned.
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Well *obviously* the hotel clerk is listening to everyone's phone calls

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"5'll get you 10 she dyed her hair!"

Not just a pretty face that private!

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Man, Door Dash was super useful in 1958! #Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

oh, no, that dude does make it a habit. #monsterdon

There isn't much more time to get a Space Master on the scene. I'm concerned.

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Oopsie - we have a blood rust spill. Yep, torch the hotel.

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23 minutes to go. Still time to turn this around! #monsterdon

Uh-oh.... Looks like someone's getting decontaminated... again! #monsterdon

I've never heard "five'll get ya ten" outside the lyrics of Mac the Knife before. #monsterdon

So this guy was listening in on all her calls...don't suppose I'd like to patronize this place of lodging #monsterdon

Well, we need to burn the hotel now. Just to be safe.

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so the hotel manager listens to your phone calls i guess

"Please leave so we can toss the room"

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Why She didn't become a rust fungus jelly yet?
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#spacemasterx7

“She shoooooorre did.”

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5 MINUTES?!

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You can just call up the Chemical Warfare Service?

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Damn! She can't go nowhere!! #monsterdon

They're gonna find her can of Brownette and then THE JIG IS UP

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Trans Orient Airlines is pretty woke for ‘58.

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c'mon spores. do your stuff already

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"We'll hold your reservation until 5 minutes before takeoff"

OK, that's it, my suspension of disbelief is totally gone now.

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Shopping!
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Okay I guess I was right about the Uber gag before. This lady just got everything she needed delivered to her hotel.
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The spray on hair dye is impressive!

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#monsterdon FINALLY! COFFEE WENCH WITH THE COFFEE!!!

That stuff is definitely not going to wear off on her white top #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

Well, we have to give in that she really thought it thru.
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So running from the police she kills! TYPHOID MARY!

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Doordash fees must be astronomical #monsterdon

It'd be a better disguise if she cut her hair in a prominent mohawk #monsterdon

You gotta love that spray-on hair dye that makes you grow a wig. #monsterdon

i can tell, is she dying it blue?
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“Hand speaking”

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Very tense hair brushing music.

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Having seen something disturbing on YouTube, she starts looking things up on the Internet.

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Hotel staff: "Room service just delivered the customer on the fifth floor a bottle of black hair dye, some scissors, a new coat, a new suitcase, and a book on How to Forge Your Driver's License. This couldn't be the SLIGHTEST bit suspicious!"

#monsterdon

is she spray-painting her hair?
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@amyfou Growing up my home phone was (Dickens) DI4-1712. We had party lines too.

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Woah, spraypaint for your hair to change the color? What WILL they think of next? #monsterdon

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I sure hope that they don't need to create ... a mushroom cloud... to solve this problem.

SPRAY IN BRUNETTE

Ok, champ..

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Y'know I didn't realize there was such a thing as a size 12 in 50's movies

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Brownette in a can!

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I think Laura should get back that money she bribed Moe to keep her presence mum #monsterdon

Wasn't this movie about space?
#monsterdon

How could you not have ditched the coat?!
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She oughta go goth.

#monsterdon

"now she must change her appearance as well."

Thank you so much, Mr. Narrator; I would never have figured this out.

#monsterdon

So this is basically becoming a police procedural.

Perry Mason anyone?

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@YsengrinWolf Inflation adjusted that's just over $30k

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Amazon delivered quick in the 50s too I guess

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I wonder what the space master is up to #monsterdon #spacemasterx7

can you say overspray?

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An honest-to-goodness phone book!

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I feel like I JUST missed the “emergency bulletin” era and now I’m sad.

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