Minilla: "Ed...ward..."

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A really good ocean arrival composite shot wasted on this ugly head.
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Godzilla! Watch your tail!
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uh oh baby just can't stop getting bonked

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The super giant Mantis models are pretty good!

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Minilla getting beaned by that rock reminds me of a very funny gif I saw once, which commenters declared "the most South American gif ever", of a toddler drinking yerba mate from a gourd and getting knocked over by a flying soccer ball

update: it was this https://i.imgur.com/fe8Si0Z.mp4

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I really thought Godzilla was about to pick the baby up by the tail and start swinging it at the lizards like a flail. #Monsterdon

lol the cheesy feeding effect I can't

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"...sorry kid, I just wanted some flame broiled Mantis"

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"[sings] Fuck this shit I'm out!" - mantis 3, apparently

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Giant mantises playing footie with a rock to break up a kaiju wrestling sequence is really setting a tone for this silly movie

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does godzilla have a gender?
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time to fucking blast off i guess, bye mantis

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Barbecue bug on the menu, boys!
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mantis VS godzilla and son, tonight's PPV wresting match! don't miss it! #monsterdon

It's probably not nice that I spontaneously laughed really loudly when the rock hit it in the head.#Monsterdon

Sure, smack your kid in the head with your tail then just walk off and leave him. Parenting skills like my father in law.

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Godzilla always leaves some survivors to warn the rest

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Now I'm hungry for a bucket o' deep fried gimantis legs #monsterdon

Godzilla's body language in this 😂 #monsterdon

#monsterdon awww yeah some classic kaiju rock volleyball

hawaiian shirt journalist who is super far away: "It's a baby Godzilla!"

But it looks like this???

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your sick puck - stick moves will not save you

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something something me or my son ever again #Monsterdon

Oh man. The flaming bug limb flying through the air was _choice_ #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

I like these mantises working together to destroy this egg

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Watching this fetal lizard flop around is making me very uncomfortable. #Monsterdon

YEAHHH body slam that bug! :ameowbongo: :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon

Body Slam! Heck yeah. #Monsterdon

@davetansley It appears to have been designed by a five-year-old #monsterdon

Ha ha! That mantis was a lot more convincing before they pulled back for a long shot :P #MONSTERDON

@WhiskeySailor Especially if you get the fire breath

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father's don't work that way

NICE FLYING LEG

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"...are you my mummy?"

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GOJIRA WITH THE BODY SLAM, BAH GAWD

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I don't know much about Godzilla biology. But if there's an egg... why do we think Godzilla is a father, and not a mother? #monsterdon

Son of G looks like that Dinosaurs show from the late 90s, and if i may say so, those are memories that were better off forgotten. #monsterdon

Come on Gojira, stop messing around and roast those bugs

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Oh those mantises are in for it now #monsterdon

#monsterdon Lol this Godzilla fight is so fucking funny

oh hell yeah sweet wrestling moves godzilla

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#monsterdon "What's that?" "The Hoff?"

Recently the Canada goose babies have been out and about, shepherded by very defensive parents, so I can totally relate. #Monsterdon

"Uh.. he was like that when we found him. Honest!" #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

@srol Congratulations you figured it out

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OH GOD THE TRUE HORROR!
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STOMP
STOMP
STOMP

that's how you do it

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Oh man. Our guy looks like he had some *bad* plastic surgery :/ #MONSTERDON

It's WWF time!

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I feel like playing Godzilla could be a lot of fun
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Yep. Radio's out alright. #Monsterdon

Holy budget woes, batman #monsterdon

@gnomon I mean but did we really think any of this was going to be *appropriate*

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The guy who composed the score is drunk #monsterdon

whelp guess the radio actually is broken now

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Oh noes not the stripey hut!

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I feel like any scientific outpost on an island in a world that contains Godzilla REALLY ought to include kaiju bunkers as part of the grounds. 🤔

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That Godzilla is... kinda funny looking.

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As I mentioned before, I'm a bit of a kaiju neophyte. Does Godzilla usually have such pronounced lazy-eye? #Monsterdon

"Oh! Godzilla!"

...Is it, though? Is it really? #MONSTERDON

idk godzilla looks pretty friendly to me, maybe they shouldn't be so scared. who cares about their little buildings

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Mantis Club is about to enter the "find out" phase.

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MAMA'S HOME #Monsterdon

"Stop acting stupid!"

I'm not acting! #MONSTERDON

Oh no! Is godzilla going after the sherbet?

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These giant mantises suck at hunting. They opened the egg but now they don't know how to eat their balut.

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So it's ... MOM?!?

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"Stop acting stupid" And start.. you know.. acting.. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

@jonny This also seems kind of not sustainable

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the egg hatched! Cue Mancini's Baby Godzilla Walk!

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OH NO STOP TRYING TO STAB THE BABY. OH NO LITTLE BABY look at him wide eyes oh no he's cute #monsterdon

"It's broken."

You bet it is.

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I don't know what I expected but Minilla is somehow even more fucked up than that.

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Panty raid time! #monsterdon

The mantis have been smacking that egg for a whole day? How much is that giant omelette worth? How much!?
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a bouncing.. baby... mandrake? #monsterdon

This is controversial, but I recommend letting the mantises eat the Godzilla.

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I always wondered how beasts get out of eggs. Mantises do it.

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what the fuck #Monsterdon

I'm questioning all my life choices. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Oh now there's an idea: radioactivity makes a girl giant and there are these two little moths who basically do nothing but she follows them around

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Music to get eaten alive to

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#monsterdon That flashlight beam is belief-defyingly well-focused, with an extremely sharp cut-off. That's using a parabolic reflector - it's a cinema light of some kind, definitely not handheld. (If it were current I'd say it was an LEP or something in that vein.)

The music so far in this movie is a choice
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Based on the behavior around the eggs in Mothra vs. Godzilla, kaiju eggs have some sort of cross-species kaiju-attracting pheromones #monsterdon

oh ick #MONSTERDON

Its #Smolzilla ! :blobaww:

Leave Smolzilla alone you nasty bugs!

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I love this jaunty music. #monsterdon

They're beating up... A giant rubber chicken? #MONSTERDON

it's a baby godzilla! and he's got his own wacky theme music!

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The miracle of life with dopey music

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Oh, I was wondering how Godzillas survived without eggteefs and then realized maybe the giant mantisuses are maybe eating it? Not much of a meal for insects that size tho.

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I'm glad she's still alive! Good thing we're all such terrible shots!

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ok what is the name for "giant praying mantis" in the subbed version because we have been calling it "giant praying mantis" in the dub the whole time so saying that was a new name is not really making sense #monsterdon

Congratulations... is potato #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Here comes the POTATO

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@b

2. ?

3. PROFIT!

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that's an egg, not a drum, my guys. #monsterdon

Hey, how come the girl didn't get huge? #MONSTERDON