Make friends with Gozilla's kid, no way this could go wrong

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Where is Saeko from again? Aside from Mothra Land? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Lol WoW ok

@neia @trixter That one was so good it made me cry... Mantis. #MONSTERDON

Hop On Pop

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I don't think anything that can idly squash you under its foot can truly be considered "really harmless"

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@DinosaurRobo I would hope so. #monsterdon

Who is a better father?
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Baby godzilla is a great soccer player. Even has the falling down bit mastered.

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channeling inner cat #monsterdon

I think "Stepping on Godzilla's tail" is up there with "Tugging on Superman's cape" and "Spitting into the wind." #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Parachuting in from a plane, clearly the most efficient way for the media to arrive on the island #monsterdon

"Parenting, am I right?"

#monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

flaming lake, check. #monsterdon

Apparently Godzilla sleeps now? #monsterdon

impressive speed on baby godzilla mastering bipedal motion #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza @trixter@retro.pizza When I baked them into a black bread, it was Ryemantis.

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Baby is about to become an improvised weapon!
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Is Godzilla farting? #Monsterdon

@trixter We’re told that only a journalist could come up with a name like Gimantis.

I assume this is different in Japanese?

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kid's only a day old and already a large adult son #Monsterdon

Her name is spelled Saeko but I prefer to think of it as Psycho #monsterdon

lmao spoke too soon this kid sucks

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There's no rule saying Minilla can't play in the FIFA World Cup #Monsterdon

OK this time I sympathize with Godzilla, parenting is always rough when you're trying to take a name and your baby keeps jumping on your tail

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Hmm, jump rope with parent's rubber tail, beginning to see that maybe baby Godzillases aren't the best and the brightest.

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I feel like if you are on an island with no way off you pick a second radio and have instructions for a daily check in
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these monsters sure know how to ball huh?

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classic #monsterdon cave drive

#Monsterdon “Gives new meaning to the phrase ‘photo shoot’, huh, guys? Get it?”

@trixter When it watched them from the jungle, it was a Spymantis. #MONSTERDON

"...this soccer ball sucks"

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...Like, it isn't that common of a name in Canada and she wouldn't have been born that long after this #Monsterdon was released...hmmm...

A knife vs the mantis???
I hope that guy is a sushi chef or something.

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"It's real cool, it's the hippest hoppinest place on the whole island! C'mon everybody!"

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the researchers in the english dub have spontaneously developed the name "gimantis" for the giant mantis and that is phonetic elision in real time #monsterdon

@jonny they're calling the mantises kamacuras #Monsterdon

Guns in this film have done exactly nothing. #monsterdon

This isn't a place for human beings! It's a place for giant monsters! Decolonize Godzilla Island! #monsterdon

@lytta I would watch that movie

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@trixter If he's into multiple genders, he's Bimantis. #MONSTERDON

[screeching continues] - I feel that. #Monsterdon

RIght in the face! Baby cries. Bugs will die.
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@trixter He's huge! Why I'd call him GIMANTIS! #MONSTERDON

kamacuras come from kamakura
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oh my god was this girl raised by kaiju #monsterdon

Two years after they made this movie we put a person on the moon. #Monsterdon

anyway I started blasting #monsterdon

https://youtu.be/9RPQKV6ijBY #Monsterdon

"At the time I was born, my mother died."

It's quite a coincidence if you think about it. #MONSTERDON

Someone is making watch along difficult tonight. #monsterdon

gimantis lmao hell yeah

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Radio's out. But what about the sherbet?

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so baby godzilla got on parent's godzilla's tail and they went off to be chill? #monsterdon

(probably shouldn't have said that)

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No one expects the Mantis Inquisition!

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"My mother was godzilla.The baby in the egg is my half brother." #monsterdon

"When the Japanese pulled out of the Pacific" yeah that's one way to put it

#monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

dis my new bitch dogs

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Why did the music stop during the kaiju fight? Did the director think it'd be too much? #monsterdon

This is only the second girl named Rako I know of. I wonder if the first Rako I knew was named after this one #Monsterdon

dooooooooooooo

doo doo doo doo dooooooooo

Watermelon Man(tis)

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man, tha godzilla cub is ugly. Only a mother would love it.

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I'm really struggling to come up with things to say, all of this has been so bonkers bananapants wild. #Monsterdon

Goro?

Truly, Majima is everywhere.

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What is that hat?

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@jonny You're not joking. One minute "you're a robber trying to steal my book." then "I'll flirt with you by giving you a shirt" then "cool, look at my book." #monsterdon

gonna start saying "hey! you can talk!" in an amazed tone anytime someone says something to me

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i'm goro. i'm a boy #monsterdon

"but what are you doing on an island all alone like this?"

I vote for writing her dissertation on Godzilla baby care

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@fluffy@plush.city Japanese radio operator certification is no joke

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

#monsterdon hmmmm is It LOVE?

Here comes daddy!

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I wonder if it's a human-kaiju hydrid
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I stg the Minilla theme is just a rearrangement of "Baby Elephant Goes Walking"

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"you can talk"

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and she's SINGLE

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There he is! I don’t think that’s his tail.

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UNLESS SHE'S EVIL #monsterdon

I think I'm just about ready to declare Son of Godzilla the greatest movie ever made #Monsterdon

Interesting how radio technicians seem to know what a brainwave sounds like #monsterdon

I dunno, island lady, he looks like a carnivore to me #monsterdon

I see where Nintendo got Yoshi from… #Monsterdon

The Hanna-Barbara style #Smolzilla theme music is THE BEST #Monsterdon

Welcome to Godziller Uber

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#monsterdon She's a bit sus

#Monsterdon Did Godzilla just abandon his kid?

Big Land of the Lost energy. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon OMG the physical humor in this that poor little honking lizard just gets so much head injury, hit in the head with a rock from the Zoraks and then da just swings around and clobbers him with the tail I feel a little bad that I can't stop laughing

LMAO the little tail wag what the fuck is this movie

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@jonny same

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is she making brachiosaurus noises to it? is it gonna come over and sneeze on her? #monsterdon

So, is she the mother? I was wondering.

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Oh wow, it takes a lot of talent to whistle in theremin.

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He's just a big potato puppy. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

That teeny tiny fruit looked like a skittle going in.

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Separated at birth hatching?

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Godzilla may have learned parenting the same place my father did

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Subtitle: "Waa waa." Thanks. Just thanks. #monsterdon

PLEASE NO MORE CLOSEUPS OF MINILLA #MONSTERDON