That man fucking loves his pipe, and he makes it work too.

#monsterdon

guess it's time for a nap after doing one singular thing. big same godzilla, big same

#monsterdon

Not sure we'll be ticking off "good parenting" from the bingo card anytime soon #Monsterdon

i dont know what's in the red water but im not drinking it

#monsterdon

okay, the atomic breath smoke ring DID make me laugh #Monsterdon

good job, son, now go away, papa's tired. #monsterdon

@Taweret I'm wondering whether it didn't develop as intended because the mantis things cracked his egg open too early #monsterdon

godzillas reproduce asexually by a process involving that red pool in some way that we are only beginning to understand #monsterdon

oh the found the mysterious fountain of kool-aid!

#monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Meanwhile, at Kool-Aid pond...

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Here, drink this red water the kid lizard was just barfing into out of this shell, I'm sure it's sanitary

#monsterdon

"are we sure this water's hygenic? looks questionable to me..." #monsterdon

Oh he is going to drag him my the tail and use him as a weapon. Parenting is easy.
#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

oh shit baby blowin Os!!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Study nut”? Who talks like that?

okay, Minilla's little atomic smoke ring was adorable #Monsterdon

Given the era I assume it's an extremely dated slur #monsterdon

and thus we learn the yellow-shirt's tragic backstory, i guess. #monsterdon

Don't Smoke Kids! #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Baby's like a rubber chicken, squish the bottom end and stuff comes out the top end

#monsterdon

@Taweret I just find the baby kind of cringe #monsterdon

"kiotsukete"

he did not, in fact, kiotsukete

#Monsterdon

I guess we're looking at Godzilla preschool now

Or do they save fire-breathing for kindergarten

Or maybe it doesn't matter since this kid seems to be taking about 6 days to reach full maturity

#Monsterdon

🎵 And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon ... #Monsterdon

okay I have *got* to know what word was censored (from the dub!) by the super conspicuous muting on the soundtrack #monsterdon

me

#monsterdon

She's rocking that shirt. It's a good look. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Why are these chuckleheads still messing with rifles? Ain't hit a damn thing yet

#monsterdon

okay i don't hate baby godzilla as much as some people but i do hate the donkey noises he makes and i need him to shut up

#monsterdon

[squawking]

#monsterdon

"...time to take a hot red water bath."
"But I don't wanna!"

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Chekov's sleeping underground spider, I assume #Monsterdon

@paco jinx coke etc ^_^

#monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Reiko looks like she's looking for Margaritaville. #MONSTERDON

I can't tell if he got better or worse once he gets a little taller and is played by a wrestler.
#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

16 exposures on a roll of film that has no film lab in sight and he's gonna waste his shots on a random girl bathing in the lagoon? #Monsterdon

...so what's a Kumonga #monsterdon

edit: have been informed it's a giant spider?

Roger Corman-like walking scene here

#monsterdon

@jonny

I wonder how many men have been redirected to the correct dating path by this movie.

#Monsterdon

"You can't go alone! You only have fifty times as much experience on the island as the rest of us!"

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

@trixter in the sub it's kumonga that's a giant spider #Monsterdon

"You can't go out there alone!"

Oh goodness, how did I ever survive all those years until you got here? In a miniskirt no less! #Monsterdon

[braying]

#monsterdon

Although I guess the reporter doesn't need much help getting killed. Guy trips more than Babyzilla.

#monsterdon

Oh hey, THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND continues! #MONSTERDON

They're out of medicine.
But have they tried the sherbet?

#monsterdon

Q: What is this spider?

A: It’s a giant spider

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

@jonny so I think they just established her mother was like, a Japanese scientist who was stranded there? While pregnant? #monsterdon

"Be careful!"

*immediately starts avalanche*

go figure

#Monsterdon

Spy-GIR okay

#monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

oh, AND a giant spider. no problem, why not? invite his dad too, we can make it a play date. #monsterdon

"What is this Spiga?"

"It's a giant spider"

Oh, duh. Obviously. #MONSTERDON

What I'm getting from this movie is that I should get a red-and-white Hawaiian shirt. #Monsterdon

"This is a Monster Island" DRINK! #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

I wonder if the next US Godzilla movie will be Godzilla & Minilla
#Monsterdon

there's all kinds of horrifying monsters on this island that we're trapped on! ha!

#monsterdon

The scientist who hadn't heard of the spider before is suddenly an expert on the webs. Seems like he's trying to get the reporter killed tbh.

#monsterdon

the tucked in red floral shirt and headband look slaps #monsterdon

"Well, I guess that's what happens when you eat Destroying Angel"

#monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Maybe going outside and laughing at our dominance over nature wasn't the best thing to do right after a radiation storm #Monsterdon

They've got a fever. They're gonna need more cow bell. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

@lytta i was literally just wondering this same thing like is this the japanese stereotype of "native woman" or is she actually related to the mothra twins or what is going on #monsterdon

Why is Minilla doing ape movements?
#Monsterdon

"...they're burning up with fever! Quick, let's move them all into the same small enclosed space that we're in!"

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

kumonga is a humongous kamacura #monsterdon

Minilla tantrum. Poor Godzilla, everybody gets embarrassed when your kid throws a tantrum at the grocery store :/ #MONSTERDON

This score absolutely slaps.

#monsterdon

fricken little donkey baby

#monsterdon

Wait! You can't go into the jungle at night! ... Wait, we don't actually want you here. Go right ahead, take your stupid life preserver too. #Monsterdon

...Sparkle? #monsterdon

What are you doing alone on an island like this?"
"Reiko not alone. Reiko have books. Literature is my friend."
#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Why does the little one sound like a DONKEY?! #Monsterdon

Godzilla: How many times do I have to tell you, NEVER, accepts sweets from a STRANGER?

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

NO SNACKS BEFORE DINNER #MONSTERDON

Straight up dragging him by the tail during a tantrum. That's comedy. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

You're being a little jackass #Smolzilla you need a nap

#Monsterdon

excuse me the caption: [braying] is too fucking much for me hahahah

#monsterdon

Spider! He is our hero!

#monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Placing several additional stamps over "bad parenting"

#Monsterdon

Reiko is angling for the position of Shobijin of Godzilla, isn't she?

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

OK, NOW do you still hate Godzooky more? #monsterdon

okay this journalist's voice sounds a LOT like Tom Glazer of Singing Science fame

I keep expecting him to start singing Why Does The Sun Shine?

#monsterdon

@apLundell Yes. Yes, he does.

#monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

#monsterdon The espionoge is remarkable

As the only person who knew Rieko was here, Goro really should have made a better effort to stop the experiment. I kind of expect the scientists to be pissed. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Does Son of Godzilla sounds like a cartoon donkey? #monsterdon

since she does mysterious music stuff AND speaks perfect Japanese even though her mother died when she was a baby, I'm going to assume this girl was raised by kaiju AND fairies #monsterdon

so she can speak kaiju?
#monsterdon

I see Minya's egg isnt the only one cracking in this film...

#monsterdon

"...look Dad, I found little snacks!"

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Almost zero gravity throw again

#monsterdon

I feel like I would like this child a lot more if he were like 35% chonkier #Monsterdon

How come they were eating random bush salad rather than those fruits? #Monsterdon

Rako basically calling him a girly-man in so many ways amuses me more than it should #Monsterdon

Are you sure you’re a man?

#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

"Oh wonderful!"

Yeah, Reiko, choke hold! Strangle him! #MONSTERDON

I love the kamacuras' lively dance theme

#Monsterdon

Godzilla is an oddly caring adoptive father for a giant fire snorting lizard.
#Monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Oh gosh, if it wakes godzilla again it will take a breath blast on it's face!
#monsterdon

The Mantises are extremely cool. Godzilla looks half melted, half drunk, and Minilla is an affront against God and man. I like the goofy-ass plot, tho. #Monsterdon