OH NO! Stolen shirts! Man has brought crime to Sollgel island.
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that's the noise i make when me and my friends are bopping the big egg

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Potato is done. Let's eat!
#Monsterdon

"It would take a reporter to think of a name like that!"

You mean "Giant Preying Mantis"?!?

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oh hey, professor finally lit his pipe!

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A random mysterious girl? I didn't think this was a Mothra movie. #monsterdon

Jeez, dude's a regular Mitchell with that gun >_> #MONSTERDON

"I didn't know you were such a good actor. There's nothing wrong with the radio!"

Next experiment: seeing how fast we can make the entire crew go batshit from lack of contact with the outside world! What is this, a Fallout Vault?

#Monsterdon

Giant praying mantis to you too good sir! #Monsterdon

Oh man these mantises are getting some good hits in on baby Godzilla

#Monsterdon

She swings on vines. Sexy!

#monsterdon

I *told* you girls were real! #Monsterdon

That smoking scene was just missing a cigar
#Monsterdon

A half naked girl! Shoot her!

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what is the like air-blast guero instrument doing the sort of sliding cha-cha rhythm during the giant mantis theme i can't figure it out #monsterdon

Someone stole all the underwear! It's the Underpants Gnomes!

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Management lies

#monsterdon

we made a new monster premise!

a new premise, or エネルギー again?

エネルギー again

#Monsterdon

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https://archive.org/details/i-love-egg-song_flash

Party at bug rock! Lets jam dudes! Woooo!
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@randy_s ZORAK SEQUENCE :D

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He's just after more of that tasty silver iodide #monsterdon

we don't have time for this new species of gigantic mantises with glowing eyes

we're trying to do science here!

#monsterdon

Okay here's my kaiju movie pitch: Island of the Giant Praying Mantises. A bunch of innocent people are stranded on an island and encounter bigger and bigger praying mantises. All the humans get picked off by the halfway point and the rest is just about giant praying mantis society.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon that was some intense güiro action for the Zorak sequence

three of them! #monsterdon

wow, what a crotch-water omelet we could make with that! #monsterdon

...Do mantises eat eggs? #MONSTERDON

big conical pile of rocks? gotta be a sheikah shrine under there

edit: nope, egg

#monsterdon

Oh no, is that Mothra's egg? Are they trying to kill baby Mothra?

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Take this job and shove it!

#monsterdon

aww they were singing to the egg <3

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"A woman!"

"Shoot her!"

careful there buddy....

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I QUIT TOO! #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

#monsterdon wait why are they even scared. that's not how mantises hunt? That is NOT mantis behavior

...oh there's two mantises and they're not hunting they're having a REVEAL THE EGG frenzy

On the bright side, the choppy video in this file makes it looks like one of the guys in the meeting is a giant mantis

#Monsterdon

Mantis Club just wanted to make an omelet.

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We Have Egg! #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

EGG #Monsterdon

"What do you think they're trying to do?"

Man I've been asking that this whole movie. And not just about the mantis. #MONSTERDON

We have egg sign! #Monsterdon

That's a weird way to pray

#monsterdon
#SonOf Godzilla

EGG

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@Taweret It was already a kaiju! It was the size of a kangaroo!

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#monsterdon the world food organization (or whatever it was called) has funded a kaiju-making machine

I’m really hoping for a 50 Ft Woman under all those rocks

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@Taweret and you thought cicadas were loud before!
#Monsterdon

they're trying to dig out peter graves

they want to have a long conversation about hifi speakers

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the music is doing a lot of hard work for the mantises #Monsterdon

Ain't no party like a giant mantis party. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

Get back! We've got to debuff it first! Then cast Scan and find out what it's weak to! #MONSTERDON

Ugh, We're never going to make a scientific discovery if these Mantises don't stop growing to the size of office buildings.

#monsterdon

Theme of MANTIS
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oh they are singing!!

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What is that ? #Monsterdon

Crotch grab I saw that

#monsterdon

So is this the mantis's boss fight music, then? #MONSTERDON

Well that's a problem. We got bugs sir.
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love the mantis music lmao

#monsterdon

that's some postcard action right there but they still used a monster suit for it, because quality

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so they nuked the atmosphere, and are wondering why the mantis is giant. but they know of godzilla and the whys of godzilla. okay. sure. #monsterdon

Dig the giant mantis theme!

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Did they harvest mantis eyes for their probe balloons?

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#monsterdon oh okay so... was there NOT a giant mantis before? was this a giant mantis that turned into an EVEN MORE giant mantis?

See? You ignore a giant mantis problem and pretty soon you've got a super-giant mantis problem. A tale as old as time.

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"That's ridiculous. Everyone knows girls don't exist!"

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#Monsterdon “Now, give me aloof, aloof…great…now, give me…annoyed. Perfect. Wow, you’re really good at that.”

The professor's just annoyed that the next experiment is going to be delayed even longer.

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See, there was no reason to worry about that mantis. Because it got a lot bigger
#Monsterdon

I was in intense heat once. Made me super tall. That tracks. 😂 #Monsterdon

GIGANTIC MANTIS! When freakin' huge mantis just isn't enough! #Monsterdon

oh no, giant mantis is even gianterer 😱 #monsterdon

Oh yeah that big bug what with the pretty lady and the weather and the radiation we forgot about the big bug #Monsterdon

@Taweret absolutely the _best_ science!

#monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla #MonsterdonScience

@Taweret ok this one is up to way past knee level #Monsterdon

EVEN BIGGER MANTIS #Monsterdon

This journalist guy seemed a lot cooler when he was jumping out of an airplane for the sake of a scoop. He turned into a weenie so fast. #Monsterdon

The mantis isn't bad considering the kind of travesty that was Cookie Monster Godzilla earlier.

#monsterdon

i'm rooting for big mantis

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Yay, giant mantis! Our star :D #MONSTERDON

Have we ever seen the giant mantis and the mysterious swimming babe at the same time? Much to think about #Monsterdon

#TeamGiantMantis

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OH IT'S A GIANT MANTIS. I LOVE YOU GIANT MANTIS #monsterdon

yes yes yes big mantis go go go #monsterdon

Wonder if he's shooting 24 or 36 exposure film?

#monsterdon
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Oh good. They made the giant bug even BIGGER! #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

They could have made "Threads" instead of this movie.

#monsterdon

hell yeah this movie rules. love big mantis

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FINALLY

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Oh I forgot about the atom bomb and nuclear testing parallels. Probably because of how goofy Godzilla looks in this one. Also I wanna see the baby? #monsterdon

"A complete inspection of all equipment" now THAT's an HR violation. #monsterdon #SonOfGodzilla

"We destroyed a unique natural paradise with our hubris" *good-natured laughter* #Monsterdon

BIG MANTIS!!

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Ooops. We accidentally nuked the island.

Well, these things happen when you're doing science.

#monsterdon

That vegetation looks pretty good after the cooking rain.
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Maki buggers off during their experiment and then after it's like welp we kind of expected you to be a fuckup so it's everything back to normal

#monsterdon

Wait, there's a narrator now?

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#monsterdon Aaah! I cant read subtitles and # monsterdon hashtag at the same time!

are you folks getting a narrator who came from nowhere in English? #Monsterdon

More like Sauna Island, amiright?

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