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Lights
Roller blades
Action!

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WHOAH! OWL! AND ROLLER SKATES! RAAAADICAL! #monsterdon

"...they call me captain of the squeaky suits"

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Here they come, your San Jose... Falconeers? #Monsterdon

they're going to ritually lick each other, a tradition that lasted until the invention of the stillsuit

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A Superb Owl!

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yeah bro has an owl what of it

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This is a bit silly for an American feature film but if this were happening at the start of a #KamenRider episode I'd be saying "yeah we're off to a great start" #Monsterdon.

I'm getting deja vous, but I'm sure I'd remember if I'd seen this film before.

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rollerskates *and* a falcoln? this is a level 1 campaign dude, come on

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Here we go!

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The one w/ the bird is the Hawkeye of this Avengers team. #Monsterdon

Like, this is definitely from the same era as the original Battle Angel Alita.

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OWL! I love him he's a good owl very fluffy

Oh, they are practical. The alien overlords have terraformed the planet into their native habitat, skate parks.

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You ever just skate battle?

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AND HE'S GOT A PET RAPTOR!?!?

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#monsterdon Rollerskates with headlights?

LET IT BE SQUARED FAIR

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i'm off my meds so whether or not i can keep watching this movie will be a good test of how exciting it is, but so far this is extremely promising #monsterdon

Rollerderbabies.
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RADICAL!

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Okay, I guess we're gonna get some cool roller skating stents in this one.

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This kid is afraid of a rosy kneed tarantula, but not electrocution.

Seriously, we need to fix our education system.

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The roller skates, the headphones... this is like Max Max / Jet Set Radio. #Monsterdon

Glad to see sidewalks in the future are better maintained than they are now.

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Those headphones have a real Young-Forrest-Gump-1950s-leg-braces vibe

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TWO BLADES ENTER! ONE BLADE LEAVES!

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Nothing says "Year 41 in the future" like light-up rollerskates.

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FRIENDS AND GENTLEFREAKS, YOUR NEW YORK RANGERS

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it's 41, the least they could've done is go with skateboards c'mon team

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Please...no wagering

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@ramsey@phpc.social Ah, yeah! In the future, everyone roller skates!

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Eugen will pay someone a million dollars if they can successfully combine the hashtags #worldcup and #monsterdon in a single post

I am not capable of doing it, and furthermore, I would not debase myself like that

The Hockey Furies

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Uh. What. Where. Hang on. Is this a sports? #Monsterdon

Before Thunderdome there was Thunderdomarama!

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this music and shot screams "on a very special episode of Knight Rider" to me

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Starlight Express! Starlight Expresssssss! #monsterdon #Solarbabies

@paco I have long dreamed of that! Especially getting around on light up blades!

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Because in the future everyone's gonna where roller blades... #monsterdon

is this a canadian film
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Time Chasers predicted the rollerblades of the future

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HEY! A BUNCH OF BOBA FETTS!

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I want flashlights for my roller skates. Oh wait, I don’t have roofer skates.
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Nothing says futuristic like pretending rollerskates are practical as vehicles! (Are they? I don't know)

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That spider isn't a cop so he can stick around this cool solar baby. #Monsterdon

I hope the spider gets a set of rollerblades

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safety first in the far future year of 41

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If they were wise they wouldn't let me Serve the System. I tend to mess up Systems. #Monsterdon

In the future, everyone gets around by rollerblade...

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I got a weakness for cheesy sci-fi voiceovers. Keep talking, Warden Durning.

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Correction, roller skates and points for the helmet. 🛼 #Monsterdon #SolarBabies

Ha! That's very ET ripoff-y with the moon shot silhouette

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these roller skates have their own flashlights this is not a dystopia

This is going to be low-rent Dune with Rollerblades, and no drugs, isn't it?

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headlights on his rollerblades, i think i may already be Here For This.

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anything that sparks THAT much... haha

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everyone cue up your favorite skating rink anthems!

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Two people who can't spell their own names getting together for whatever this is just before making The Lost Boys

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Oh, is this The Fifth Element? #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie WHAT?! He’s only 3 years older than me!

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@CactuarJoe Yep! Get your streamers ready. lol #Monsterdon #SolarBabies ☀️🌞👶🏾👶🏾

What’s more 80s than light-up rollerskates?

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It would be funny if we never hear about this legend again
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@himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz Hydraulic despotism!

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#Monsterdon 🌞 👶 👶 👶 👶 😱 #Solarbabies that's not how you pronounce 'bodhi'

I wish my name was Conrad Buff
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Blah blah blah blah blah.. #monsterdon #Solarbabies

Countdown to a teenager bitching to the narrator about "but but but I wanted to go into Toschi Station to pick up some power convertors" in 3... 2....

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The post-Soylent Green world. #Monsterdon

Lot of exposition happening up front.

How much of the film's run-time is going to be padded instead of this stuff they could've shown us instead?

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Shouldn't a movie about a scorched Earth be produced by Heat Miser and not Jack Frost? #Monsterdon

A tale told by the Chakotays?

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"...tell me of your home world Usul"

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Too soon

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So they're going to school. Just like a totally normal school.

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"The year is 41"

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@blogdiva Made by Maurice Jarre, the father of Jean-Michel Jarre 🎵 #monsterdon

Boo. Boo this man.

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Oh I forgot about the soundtrack. Buckle up for Whimsy #Monsterdon

Orphanage 43 in the year 41... what are they hiding?

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"I too must serve the system. But Tron - Tron serves the users."

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Bodhi! Bodhi!

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dammit, technical issues again SIGH. it was working fine when i tested this earlier

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starting a "RIP OFF DUNE" chant

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"I am the warden of orphanage 43. And I am also Zardoz"

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@ramsey@phpc.social Directed by “Alan Johnson" sounds almost like an “Alan Smithee.”

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Is this set in the Tank Girl universe?

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Year 41?? Why did we start time over again? This is a bad idea #Monsterdon

now enter: Water Nazis

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Only watching Solarbabies #monsterdon for Jami Gertz and Jason Patric

Why do I have this terrible feeling. I had the same feeling when I watched Quest of the Delta Knights for the first time...

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"we live in a new time"
sir, you are not kidding.

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It's time! i haven't seen this in years and I'm now curious what social commentaries I might gleen from it now that I'm much older.

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Everything about the opening credits totally fills me with confidence about this film...

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Hey, it's Tank Girl. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon shitty synth fanfare, now we're cooking