Directed by, and blame directed to, Alan Johnson

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@himbovoorhees

Yes, but can we call you 'Sunny' ?

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I actually used to love Solarbabies. It felt a little like Beyond Thunderdome.

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Movie, it's ok to just start

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Y'all know the MGM lion was in a plane crash once?

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Uh this sounds like 2026, actually

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Colonel Jack Frost Sanders. #Monsterdon

the music is very silly right out the gate

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Another “Terms of Endearment” from Brooksfilms?

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Very jazzy fanfare to open. #Monsterdon

made for tv movie-ass music

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Um, this is a weird electronic mash-up of a theme. I’ve heard a bit of Gone With the Wind, a bit of Star Trek

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This opening music. Oh No!
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Edited by Conrad, in the buff!

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Allow me to freak you the fuck out.

Lucas Haas is 50 years old.

Carry on.

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It's time for #Monsterdon again! :ameowbongo: :ablobcatrave:

Tonight the movie is about that baby in the sun from Teletubbies or something I dunno. But it will be fun I'm sure! Put on some shades and follow the hashtag, or filter it if you've forgotten your sunscreen :blobsunglasses:

with Peter deLuise, like a cheap French restaurant they couldn't spring for Dom

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this intro music is giving me “secret christmas movie” vibes #monsterdon

sun's too hot for cold opens

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what a pratt get it ar ar ar ar ar ar ar

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I love Spaceballs! This is gonna be a blast. Jason Patric, I've seen him in exactly one thing, Speed 2.

There's a Brooks in the cast. Nepotistic casting? #Monsterdon

WARDEN Charles Durning. Oh you spoil me so #Monsterdon movie.

augh, i am being assaulted by gradients and DX7s

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Sarah Douglas!

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"Brooksfilms" This sure looks promising

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ah, the lesser known brooks, clive

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So they spent like $25 million on this movie, and no one thought to give it a better name?

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PETER DELUISE OMFS #Monsterdon

Adrian Pasdar!

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Some serious Muad dib nonsense in the trailer. #Monsterdon

I wasn't planning on staying up for #Monsterdon tonight, but Solarbabies looks like it could be good fun, so I'm staying up anyway. (But I might duck out if it turns out to be another dud.)

As usual, mute the hashtag if you don't want to hear about it.

@bstacey what do you mean "about"

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i want to make the "solarbabies" title screen except it says "teletubbies"

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SOLAR BABIESSSSSSSSS

its me im the solar baby

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JIM HENSON'S SOLARBABIES

(.... would be a much better movie, calling it now)

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IMMEDIATE SYNTH

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Did they want to call the film "Rollerbabies" but thought they'd get sued by rollerball?

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SolarBabies, the dark origin of the sun from Teletubbies.

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Brass section coming in strong tonight.

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it's #monsterdon time baybeeeee
here is my thread. Let us ponder the Orb together!

@faoluin

Speaking of going in lbind, we shount defintely *not* do the first "Nightfall" movie. Trust me.

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SUN'S HERE EVERYONE RUN

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No one tell me what the movie is about, OK?

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It's time for a ...

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That's... a traiiler... #Monsterdon

Solarbabies (1986) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

Go! Go! Go! Time for post-apocalyptic roller hockey and mysterious sentient orbs!

... fat sans-serif yellow-green gradient font on a black background is certainly a choice. A very 80s choice.

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I used to love rollerblading around as a suburban teen in the 90s, this had better not awaken any longing for the streets in me.

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WE GOT ALL THE TELETUBBIES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

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