yes yes indiana jones going the other way

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Um hm... alinged with the current power structure. Rubes!

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That officer looks an awful lot like he'd say "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN" in Inglorious Bastards.

#Monsterdon

The guy that Richard Jordan is yelling at looks like a younger hotter Brian Bosworth #Monsterdon

“betray your putrid thinking” is not a line I expected to hear in a #Monsterdon movie

Uh oh, baby fash is in trouble for roller skating after curfew. #Monsterdon

can #monsterdon have a maiming squad?

Pete Hegseth's role model. #Monsterdon

oh yes, clearly cannot be. (>.>)

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that kid was NOWHERE near the tracks, lol

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#monsterdon I’m OVERACTING! RAAAWR!

Why is there never a good team called the Scorpions

#monsterdon

Man, the E-Man is kind of harshing our mellow. Let's get back to roller sports!

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

this is the second time that the subtitle file got truncated to zero length after i copied it to jellyfin :thaenkin: 😠 like wtf

#monsterdon

CUT YOUR BREATH INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY HOCKEY SPORT

#monsterdon

Oh, this is Karate Kid. #Monsterdon

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this guy looks like an AI blend of rutger hauer and jon voight

Some real smooth floors in these caves

#monsterdon

Caves fit for rollerskating. That's how you can tell you're in a dystopia. #monsterdon

ICE shows up! #monsterdon #solarbabies

strictor gro(c)k

#monsterdon

the real future just has those stupid headless robot dogs. this is what they took from us

#monsterdon

Ah, a desert cave system with perfectly smooth floors

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Wow, you guys get a warning?

#monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

I am not a future nazi. I am a totally new, completely different kind of bad guy.

#monsterdon

I hope there's a Terminator in this

#Monsterdon #SolarBabies

Cheese it! The E Cops! #Monsterdon

Mark Hamill was a better The General.

#Monsterdon

Cops haven't changed. #acab #Monsterdon #SolarBabies

Dork-ira

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#Monsterdon Do orphans normally have budget for a lot of sporting equipment?

Quads Not Rollerblades

WITH HEADLIGHTS

That is the Way

#Monsterdon

Solarbabies (1986) #Watching #Monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0091981

@ramsey@phpc.social So, this is what Elon Musk was watching when he designed the Cybertruck in crayon.

#Monsterdon

This was at the height of the roller derby era for those wondering how this got cooked up.

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"Orphanage perimeter violation"

Definitely a normal thing

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“use the cave!" typical #monsterdon

maiming squads!

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Get out! It's the e-fuzz.

Do you smell e-bacon?

#Monsterdon

AECAB #monsterdon

The story of how this got made is wild. Mel Brooks dumped huge amounts of money into this, going deeply into debt. They had everything they needed to make a great sci-fi movie...except a decent story. Why didn't it occur to anyone to bring in someone who could actually make a good story? #Monsterdon

SKATE OR DIE! #monsterdon #Solarbabies

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AECAB

Boomerang kid from the Road Warrior all grown up by now.

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what is the 'E-' supposed to mean at this point in time?

They done violated a perimeter like whoa #Monsterdon

AECAB

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#monsterdon this is just like uhhhhhh the sing-off in Pitch Perfect

Oh no, book it, it's the E-pigs!

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

This dystopia could have been an E-police

#monsterdon

no kid, that's the Water Gestapo

#monsterdon

that one patrol vehicle's headlights look like 😩

#monsterdon

Lacrosse meets ice hockey meets roller derby meets wiffle ball meeeeeets

#monsterdon

The ePolice?!

#Monsterdon

I think I'm going to be pitching a new intramural sport this fall!

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Mad Max: Beyond T-ball-dome

#Monsterdon

AH SHIT IT'S THE MAN, CHEESE IT

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Solarbabbies: It's like roller derby but not weird in a good way.

It's "Citizen pick up that can and put it in that basket: the game"

Bad guys just have swagger sticks, that's the law
#monsterdon

Ah, Brigadier General Sanders is pleased.

#monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

Rollergumballmachine

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SHIT! IT'S ROMMEL! HIDE!

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

I think maybe some actual clothes might have also been of some protective quality on this field. #Monsterdon

"This is the E-Police!"

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

See, if the World Cup was like this, I'd watch it.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon You can tell its the future because they've got lights on their roller-blades.

Wasteland Field Hockey

#monsterdon

I mean, in terms of gang violence, I kind of prefer the arena style over the street style from the robot murder teacher one

#Monsterdon #SolarBabies

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This is Rollerball: the rollerblade flashlight version.

What Stump try and make the years restart from zero, now. lol

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wow, they invented a dumber game than Pyramid!

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

And naturally, Colonel General looking on from on high is going to recruit a handful of plucky skaters to Save The President!

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Anyone else reminded of this thing?

#monsterdon

Joshua Homme was young there!

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#monsterdon I didn't think I'd be able to join everyone for this one. I remember it well. This is going to be awesome! :)

This was made 9 years after mad max. ???

#monsterdon

ahh, my favorite sport, apocalacrosse #monsterdon

I'm glad that whatever this is, it's "by the rules".

Oh wait, nevermind

#Monsterdon

If no rules then no rollerskates

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

Man, what dystopia were the refs watching?!

#Monsterdon

Ohhhh he has stars on his shoulder pads because he's the Captain America of these Avengers. #Monsterdon

There's a dude in Captain America cosplay, I assume he's the good guy. Ah Richard Jordan has arrived #Monsterdon

The bad guys all wear sunglasses at night. Just sayin'

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

Is this some sort of roller blade lacrosse?

#Monsterdon

So more lacrosse married to roller derby?
#monsterdon

JONATHAN! JONATHAN! JONATHAN!

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

I truly hope that we can build a world with high stakes roller derby. That would rock!

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SOLAR TRIVIA ☀️👶

The movie was filmed on location in Spain. It was Mell Brook's decision due to its lower production costs and desert landscape.

Unfortunately for BrooksFilm, production was held up for several weeks due to HEAVY RAINS.

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

@ramsey@phpc.social “Let it be squared fair.”

I mean, I’ve heard “we’ll beat your fair and square” but never “let it be squared fair.” Makes sense, though.

#Monsterdon

Who choreographed this game, Michael Bay? #Monsterdon

Elbows Up, Solarbabies! 🇨🇦

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Think of all the kids taping flashlights to their skates in the late 80's.

#monsterdon

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Xanaduuuu
Zanaduuu uuu uuuu

You can tell this was back when Marvel's net worth was three seashells and a tin can, because they didn't sue over those Captain America shoulder pads. #Monsterdon

The Double Helix of DEATH #Monsterdon

The skating choreography is awesome!
#monsterdon

It's nice that they wear safety lights at night

#Monsterdon

Future Slang is spoken in iambic pentameter. #Monsterdon

Yes, Rollerball was still fresh in our minds back then.

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

back but now cranky, i hate technology

#monsterdon