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Just a dude.
Talkin to his balls.

He is Not Of The Body!

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character number two to Ponder the Orb.

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alas poor orbick, I knew him, Horatio

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Orb: "omfg I did not come all the way across space to be your therapist"

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Bodhi: "I know exactly where I'm from and who I am, meatstick, these sound like You problems to me" #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

oh lawd he pondering

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Little did he know that he was talking to Sauron.

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where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Cotton-Eyed Globe

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AND WE'RE NOT LITTLE CHILDREN

AND WE KNOW

WHAT WE WAAAA-AAAAANT

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Hard to believe just 11 years after this, Jason Patric had risen to the heights of... Speed 2: Cruise Control

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_2:_Cruise_Control

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Need to make dinner. gosh i hope i don't miss anything. #monsterdon #Solarbabies

Alas poor e-Yorick, I knew him well.

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The Dry vs The Balls!

Two cults enter, one cult leaves!

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Is one-sided bad dialog better because there is only one person delivering bad dialogue?

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@socketwench hashtag relatable feels

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Pretty boy is having an existential crisis, talking to a glowing ball.

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Orphans! They get the job done. #Monsterdon

Hey Bohdi, you're an orb, right?

I would like an orb too. A pair, if you know what I mean.

[gestures vaguely at chest]

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I may have said this about another monsterdon movie, but:

I'm amazed at how much nothing can be packed into this.

And they corrected the one guy who pronounce 'Bodhi' half-way decently.

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I just wanna be held 🥺

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@apLundell what

It can't possibly be 1986 if there aren't roller blades

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"Why so can I & so can any man but when you sit there & speak to a ball does it speak back?" #Monsterdon

During the line-up of extras I was hoping we might get a Bechdel pass but now that's not looking likely

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The '90s were unshakeable in their conviction that rollerskates were going to be a huge part of the future #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

This movie's right. E-Enforcement does call me to synergetic dedication.

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Jamie Gertz amassed a fortune worth several billion dollars. #monsterdon

"i can't believe i'm losing to a rug"

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'Give raw power to the cause of order.'

It's decades ahead of its time.

That's why we don't understand it.

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@wohali They were awesome!

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We've always been at war with East Youthesia

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Someone misread 1984, it's not Two Minutes Skate #monsterdon

I would like a recreational skate period.

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I’m going to refer to rapey guy as POTUS for the rest of the movie.

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The future seems to have a dangerously high testosterone level.

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ANY DELUISE IN A STORM!

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I would enjoy a recreational skate period.

This rink needs more than one sponsor, you can't be dependant like that

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The real monsters are the people who made this movie

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Superliminal programming. #Monsterdon

“Your outie enjoys dancing in the rain and going roller skating”

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With the information from the last scene that none of these characters are bathing, imagine the smell in this room right now.

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rhythemic ball skills

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I can't tell if this is inspired by Paul Verhoeven; or if he was inspired by it for his adaptation of Starship Troopers.

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How do we explain being unusually clean and moist tho? #Monsterdon

Is this some kind of sex-plus-violent fascist cult thing?

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Use the E-Force, Luke

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Recreation skate period, AKA post-apocalypse Xanadu with a heavy dose of police state.

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#monsterdon Rabbit: hey Bodee!

Daniel: it's Boh-dye

Rabbit, looking at Daniel: [absolute stinkface]

Lol yeah, I'd hate Daniel too

#monsterdon Suddenly thinking about a "Tales from the Crypt" episode, "It grows on you” starring Stephen King… Sudden rainstorm, then an inexplicable moss grows all over the orphans, leaving them in a clawfoot tub, a melted pile of biogoop and moss.

Hang on is this a Scientology joint #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I DON'T MIND THE SUN SOMETIMES 🎶

so uh...when does Olivia Newton-John show up? and isn't Gene Kelly in this #Monsterdon

Big door opens, the horde flows in. I think I saw this scene in The Odyssey this weekend #Monsterdon

🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SOLAR TRIVIA ☀️👶

The orphanage supposedly houses teens (and younger). You have probably noticed that 'Metron' (James Le Gros) looks a bit older. He was 24 during filming.

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Military aerobic suck!

the deepest, most buried secret of the order is what E D actually stands for

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The future was supposed to be all roller skating I guess
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I have a feeling that Bodhi's loyalties will be tested by theft. Does it like Daniel in particular, or is it really about the holding?

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#Monsterdon "We all oath to keep this secret".

No, I don't like this futurespeak. Oath is not a verb.

"We all oath that no one breathes a whisper about this" is some impressive verb laundering

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OWL!

Movie just got like 100% better.

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Hm, maybe I mean Modern Times. #Monsterdon

Bodhi is the touchy feely type #Monsterdon

These people are all going to evolve to be Ood aren't they.

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The Right Stuff #Monsterdon

"Before we go, we all take an oath that nobody knows about this." Ignore the fact that they're all dripping wet...

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Yeah that pronunciation of Bodhi isn't getting any less grating #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Man, it's the year 41 and a dystopia and we don't even get rollerblades. #monsterdon

eeeeeee owl squeak #Monsterdon

What happened to Jamie Gertz after Less Than Zero?

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'Oath' as a verb??? It is a dystopia!

"We all oath." #Monsterdon

"His name is Bodhi, he demands human lives" #Monsterdon

Tragically, the little guy tried to break-dance after this movie was made and broke his neck.

This isn't true.

It's just an urban myth that would have been if this movie had made it.

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oh wait, is Terra the lady from Twister? Melissa?

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was walkman kid's voice done it post by a whispering adult woman like kid characters in giallo movies?

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"His"

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It likes to be held? #goldenCube #rimworld

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The legendary "spherical chicken" has at last been discovered #Monsterdon

screencap request: "I can feel it likes to be held"

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Kid's like a young Judy Garland.

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"That's impossible!"

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

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Continuity blip. Someone fixed the boy's off-the-shoulder look between shots. #Monsterdon

Kiddo is definitely mind controlled

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Can Bodhi also take care of rampant mould growth, say from a water-damaged storage room?

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If Rabbit says “that’s whack” I’m out.

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PONDER ME, SMALL HUMANS

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Where did Daniel find Bodhi? I missed that part.

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Bohdi, the suppository man.

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"He hears me even when I'm not talking" Oh great you reinvented God. #Monsterdon

I, for one, trust Bodhi implicitly.

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"See this post production special effect?" #Monsterdon

@TerryHancock Do you want a decent life grid? Sure, we all do.

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"He likes to be held"

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Bodhi is pikachu

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#monsterdon Daniel, what is that? "His name is Demon Core..."

"It wasn't meds it was real" the review of this movie #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

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I'm with rabbit

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Wait, the guy with wireframe glasses isn't the nerdy one? In fact he's actively anti-reading?

For a low-budget 80s movie, that's so unexpected practically artistic.