Why are you gendering an orb #Monsterdon

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Test yourself!
All of the main characters' names are from enlightenment legends and myths from various cultures.

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Look, I know Lukas Haas went on to do some interesting work, but this is not it. #monsterdon

fellas is it gay to fistbump your bro because you just had a shower

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I would have thought water was the enemy of solarbabies..

wow rain was bizarre! it goes right through roofs?

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Stupid pool on the roof!

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one good cistern deserves a brotern, or something

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FUN: detected. #Monsterdon

This is a suspiciously targeted thunderstorm

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SAY "IT'S WATER" AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!

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@Lazarou

The Power of Bow-Dai!

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Did uh diid that kid want to tell his friends that he can hear them? #Monsterdon

ok who broke the sprinklers

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okay so their subhouse has no roof?

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THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

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Shake your Bodhi, make it rain.

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You should never get over-amped about pseudo-factoids.

The word we're looking for to describe this movie is "lame". #monsterdon

deleted scene: teenage circle jerk where everyone is thinking about rain

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Is she the Wendy in this group?

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It’s like p0rn, but for rain #Monsterdon

Illicit Poetry! Call the P-Cops!

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SHOVEL TO THE GROIIIN!

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Who gets it first (eventually), Rabbit or the guy with glasses? #monsterdon

Oh, good, that kid is an animal abuser AND a sexual predator.

Is he an arsonist too?

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@amyfou That's on his resume

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@Lazarou wait he died? nooooo 😭

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Digging a hole starts out dead simple, but it gets more and more complex as you make it bigger. Angle of repose, figuring out where to put the output, ensuring you've got access to the pit...

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"You creature of filth" #monsterdon

That’s how I’m going to refer to the pedo from now on… creature of filth.

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From Cradle to Creature of Filth.

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Preppie Creature of Filth #Monsterdon

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After all, doesn't everybody want a "decent life grid"..?

Not!Brian Bosworth has ordinary hex nuts for earrings? like...can't you go even a little fancier there? brass hex nuts maybe #Monsterdon

it's the year 2926, and all the bullies are nonbinary icons

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#monsterdon hahahaha good one boss, we all love when you kick birds

Mean to crows, that's the new super villain
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He's not on the Creatures of Filth, he's on the Scorpions.

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Never trust a guy with frosted tips

Unless he’s Andre Agassi. Exception that proves the rule

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Terra, who after this well become a reproductive therapist married to a storm chaser.

...what?

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Holy smokes, that's a serious set. Did they build that for this, or is it a real building?

Well thankfully the nuts are on his ears, so that probably didn't hurt.

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One earring, right ear.

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Don't miss next time Terra. #monsterdon #Solarbabies

This guy is like the smarmiest ass hole ever.

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So I guess #monsterdon is watching a World Cup–themed movie, ‘Solarbabies.”

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Get out you creature of filth!
Now that is rejection.

I like her, she's good w/ tools. #Monsterdon

@ramsey@don.monster @ramsey@phpc.social

< Pam Anderson Blushes >

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I hope the crows eat his eyes first #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

That dude with the mullet is an op!

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o/~ the sun always shines

on this asshole o/~

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Ah! The dude that brought them in is Francis from Logan's run! I thought I recognized that striking jawline from somewhere.

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@healyn something something messi writing. #monsterdon #worldcup

money please.

Native American Cliche from last week's movie?

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#monsterdon the 80s loved an olive skinned white guy who had a vaguely native aesthetic

Native to where? Doesn't matter, appropriate whatever you want

How did Frodo end up in this? "Total moon" oh I love futuristic slang, it never sounds right #Monsterdon

I hope the solarbabies eat the bully

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Crow-Brains, how droll

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Yay the crows have arrived to save the day! They'll remember that insult! #Monsterdon #SolarBabies

Oh I've seen this anime! And then he's gonna slam both his hands down on the circle and try to bring his mom back to life.

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#monsterdon James Le Gros is in the horrible future here, and he was in the horrible future of Severance. Coincidence?

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So... "Solarbabies" is their team name..?

Movie, please don't.

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so the guy with the owl and square jaw is a mystic? didn't we get enough of this last week? (-_-)

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Two ravens I love them they're shiny!

Steve Stevens is young there

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That shaman is so pretty. #Monsterdon

I only just realized Owlboy is Adrian Pasdar

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The best thing about bad 80s movies is how obvious the bullies are. #monsterdon

LET them?

... is this punishment optional?

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Serve Order and Dress Gay OR ELSE #Monsterdon

Is this just Holes?

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#monsterdon Let is a funny word here... so that means, any amount up to that, but no more, and if they want… yeah?

the warden looks ready to take a three hour tour, a three hour tour

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So the oppressive overlords are really basically just parents of teens? They seem awfully caring to be antagonists.

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You can tell it is a woke apocalypse because it is in metric...

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Mongo just pawn in great game of life

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I did ten cubics metres twice last night

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"You'll achieve a decent lifegrid that you can fill with flavo-fibes and reconst."

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say what you want about the lack of humanities, the athletics programme at Orphanage 13 or whatever is unmatched

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"Lifegrid" sounds pretty bleak.

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All I can see is the orphanage runner dancing and singing in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
"Oooh I love to dance a little two step..." #Monsterdon

What an amazing place to roller skate. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon His earrings are machine nuts. That's a nice touch.

.... is that the governor from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

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HEY! EMILY GILMORE!

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Tear
Down
The
Wall
!

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@f800gecko "I do therefore I am"

that's how that works right

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Why couldn’t they call it “street hockey,” since that’s basically what it is? Or “lacrosse hockey?” Or anything other than “skateball?”

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even this teacher is playing favorites among this illegal pickup roller lacrosse game

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He's a warden but, like, one of the good wardens. hashtag not all wardens #Monsterdon

sooo E is not for Eco, if that's the terrorists...

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If these kids had computers they'd be E-Machines

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The Dog Block. The E-Police Maiming Squad.

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"Sun down for the Solarbabies!" Roll credits!

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Is that Emily Gilmore?

Holy shit it is.

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From Eco the Dolphin, obviously #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

worst match game set of all time

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