#Monsterdon Nerdy guy is super-prepared for a secret vote.

Surgical alteration? LIke ... they're sentenced to get antlers? #Monsterdon

With abs like these, who needs an alarm clock?

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"What could be worse?"
"Try surgical alteration."
tbh I could go for some surgical alteration

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I went for a root beer. Did I miss anything?

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Mainstream labor site? I guess that means that Amazon is still in business.

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I feel like some important plot developments were cut to make room for the earlier rollerpadding #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

surgical alteration into what? what is this movie?

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The future hair products forgot...

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Well, I'm over 30 minutes late tot he movie because I had to water my fucking sod.

But at least I got to enjoy a beer while I saw fireflies, the moon, and a frog! (It was hiding in my new sod so at least it has a fluffy home!) #Monsterdon

"Surgical alteration" ...

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That's always how I wake my friends, by sticking my finger directly in their belly button.

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I don't want to see any of these people get their personal areas tossed #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

@bstacey hah, that's the same thought I had when I saw his name in the credits… 😛

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when does the kid roll down a hill trail in a wheelchair and end up splashing into the river?

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Okay, well, spaghetti strap tank top, sure, but he's entirely shirtless. #Monsterdon

@cptbutton Ah ha! Thank you for reminding me. I’ve had a little alcohol.

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And then the orb got 'em all hopped up on the cocaine.

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Are they looking for a person?

Under the super thin mattresses?

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Oh, had he not been stolen, Bodhi would be discovered here. The orb moves in mysterious ways!

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@ramsey

A runaway mining cart crashed through a wall.

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Is Bodhi like an Edison Ball?

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bird guy bad man? Didn't see it coming

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What happened in the past was that Sam Altman deleted everything and they now need all the water so the idiots in charge can vibe govern. #Monsterdon

"Toss YOUR personal area, pal!" #Monsterdon

Sweaty men in uniform running club. #Monsterdon

Wonder twin powers: activate!

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Glenn Danzig is sure young there.

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I'm not sure, but I have the vague feeling that we're supposed to believe the movie is setting up some sort of conflict

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#Monsterdon The sound effects for this glowing effect are really weird.

Part slime. Part electric door. Part Theremin.

Bodhi has limitless godlike powers to transform the world, let's use him to play sports! #Monsterdon

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there are so many weird mullets in this movie

The shaman is stealing their orb! Fool of a TOOK #Monsterdon

summoning Captain Planet!

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@bunnyhero ?ref, he got the orb first? #monsterdon

@ramsey Yeah I was hoping the lack of any signal on the radiation detector would be a plot point, but no such luck

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And thus they founded the 1988 Electronica group The Orb.

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yeah this is definitely more "mac and me" style ET ripoff

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This is an analogy for how poison ivy spreads

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I call upon the guardians of the watchtowers..... no wait. That's a different movie.

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Bow-Dai! My eyes are up here!!

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It's the Bohdi of Power - now there should be a dance off

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Who doesn't love a good violet wanding. #Monsterdon

Feel the love.
THE LOVE. OF ORB.

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I watched this movie for fun (by choice) a long time ago. Hmm. Okay.

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all this is tracking as things that orbs would like, making rain, getting spun around and thrown into things, healing deafness. really nailing orb culture and practices #monsterdon

@GeoffWozniak we did that earlier today?! #monsterdon

I wonder what the Nazis are up to

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I wonder what the Wolfen are doing right now

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They might work again but that orb in no way "fixed" Daniel's ears #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

No wonder all life is dead. Human beat box survived for thousands of years.

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sooner or later that thing's gonna run out of battery and then they'll all be sorry

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@davesdogmaggie PEDOTUS? #monsterdon #solarbabies

It's Happy Fun Ball. #monsterdon

Metron be all like "damn it's not radioactive we all gotta keep living :/" #Monsterdon

i don't understand, are the Harlem Globetrotters canon in this movie?

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Obligatory break-dancing...

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These are pretty solid effects for an 80s flick.

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Bohdi butt shot.

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Beatboxin' with Bodhi

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And now it's Space Jam

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oh no the only black character is also a beat boxer and a dancer

they seem to be neither solar nor babies

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#monsterdon lmao no, NO, do NOT tell me they all love lacrosse and Bodi WANTS TO BE THE LACROSSE BALL

Top of the line CGI. No expense was spared

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It's like a 2 hour Michael Jackson video with no Michael Jackson. #monsterdon #Solarbabies

I think the lesson here is that if you're an orphan the best possible thing you can do is form an affinity group around some kind of violent sport. #Monsterdon

For a movie called "Solarbabies" there's a distinct lack of sun #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

have a little PIXELATION, scarecrow!

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I have questions about the merchandizability of a glowing orb that doesn't talk. #Monsterdon #SolarBabies

I am entirely not high enough for this film.

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Why is this making me think of Flight of the Navigator?? #Monsterdon

he may be a who, but is he even a he? magic sentient orb is pretty queer-coded

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Bodhi, ball ball!

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Oh the only guy wearing glasses is the know-it-all? I didn't see that coming.

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The animated orb FX really didn't age well.

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You're the guy with glasses, obviously you're supposed to be The Smart Guy

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OMG! Is this what the movie is about?

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I can't but think it would be easier to make a cloud chamber than a Geiger counter

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I think I saw Bodhi at a recent conference. Kept me distracted during the keynote, pretty cool guy.

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Metron, the time keeper of god #Monsterdon

I guess we know where the special effects budged went. #monsterdon

Did Bodhi just laugh?

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"can't figure it out" after all, i tried one thing.

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I like Glasses. Shame about the impending character death.

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"Nothing! No reading on my nerd machine at all!"

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If Bo-Dai is radioactive we could all get superpowers!

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Lots of great hairstyles here. Every single one enviable.

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Are you really concerned about ending up dead? I mean [gestures vaguely at everything].

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Nothing
(I say mad that there isn't radioactive material that would kill us all)
Bullshit

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That old circuit board actually works for a dystopia where you need old technology.. well, sort of..

Phone home Bohdi

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So far no monster in this movie...
... so fingers crossed Bodhi's going to evolve into one of the Phantasm orbs.

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fluffy little clouds - the orb

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@yatsu never saw Twister; but she's ·absolutely· Star, from the Lost Boys

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Dude, everything gives off a little radioactivity.

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He was supposed to put a sock over the door knob outside if he needed alone time w/ the orb. #Monsterdon

Oh PLEASE you think these are problems?! I was created by a Homestuck fan! I know a guy whose girlfriend turned into the Moon! #Monsterdon
so the thing IS a palantir, it's showing this guy visions of faraway things

I think these people watched Heavy Metal. Like. A lot. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I don't know where I'm going and I don't know who I'm going to be."

Buddy, I don't think you've got a lot of options.