The speed that tiny car was heading for that slightly uneven surface made me so terrified I was about to watch real humans die on camera

#monsterdon

AND also dead

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

only in the leap from the lion's head shall you prove your worth

#Monsterdon

They've got a bi-chopper? Oh I think some of these young people are at risk. #Monsterdon

Oh no! The matte painting is out!! #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

The E Cop vehicles look dumb enough to be Teslas #Monsterdon

AND dead

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

speed up, there might be a ramp.

#wrongMovie #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

Are there non-E pigs hanging around orphanage 13 enough to merit keeping the extra letter?

#Monsterdon #SolarBabies

If this place was anymore quarry I'd expect the 3rd Doctor to be getting the jump on a Dalek.

#monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies
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Grok is using a cybertruck..

Not a fucking pebble to be found in the post apocalyptic world.

#Monsterdon

These guys took all the fun out of dune buggies when they got nazi all over them. #Monsterdon

I smell E-bacon!

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

Now we know where "Speed" got its physics. #monsterdon

Time to bring home the E-Bacon

#Monsterdon #SolarBabies

Maybe if you impress them with your roller lacrosse skills they'll just let you go?

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Pretty sure this orb could have saved itself at any time and is just luring the kids out there

#Monsterdon #SolarBabies

oh gawd it's the ARGO from Nemesis :x

#monsterdon

see in a good movie you would have accomplished leaving the camp by minute 20 so that you would have minutes 20-40 to establish some conflict and show more of what bodhi can do, but instead all we can do is skate away from the cops forever #monsterdon

HEY! GREEN KOOL-AID!!

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

AEPAB

#Monsterdon

ePigs! @RobynGoodfellow called it xD

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

oh shit it's a cybertruck

#monsterdon

Here comes sad car

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

Ah! The cybertruck is after them!

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

is suntan lotion also exceedingly abundant in this timeline?

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

@GeoffWozniak They have some incredibly smooth and solid desert sand to skate upon.

#Monsterdon

Free... in the

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Where can I buy the soundtrack for this #Monsterdon

So I can go there and punish them for selling it

HEY PIKACHU MAKE IT RAIN AGAIN

#monsterdon

Okay, movie, you can have rugged canyons OR smooth skatable surfaces. But having both is just silly.

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

Skaaaaate on in to the Danger Zone / Zanger Zone

#Monsterdon

(love theme from Solarbabies)

#monsterdon

#monsterdon YES give me a butt rock song you fabulous bastards

Time for the obligatory pop-rock song!

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

Apparently this is military hair cut and earrings in the future?

#monsterdon

Probably the worst music in a #Monsterdon movie.

Oh it's an allegory, thank you, song. Love will set you free so be sure to take 6-7 people to bed w/ you #Monsterdon

Who knew the bleak water-less future would be so skateable/bikeable #monsterdon #Solarbabies

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I walk in the desert all the time. You know what I wouldn't do in it? Rollerblade.

How great is it that there's a conveniently flattened escape path

#Monsterdon #SolarBabies

I suppose it wouldn't be an 80s movie without a meaningless musical interlude, but that said:

GOOD GODS THE MUSICAL INTERLUDE

#Monsterdon

Ah - the Grock cop guy - I was trying to place him. He was in Logan's Run! That's it. The bad-guy Sandman. Not too different a role, really.

#monsterdon

I'm sure we're all wondering about the logistics of rollerskating in the desert. #monsterdon

Now it's Xanadu all of a sudden #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

roller path to the DANGER ZONE

#monsterdon

Have I seen Dude In Round Glasses get killed in a Friday the 13th?

#monsterdon

are these the solarbabies or are the solarbabies something else?

#monsterdon

@trixter never say we don't get our money's worth

#monsterdon

So to find them they just have to follow the roller skate tracks?

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

The only thing my heart is crying out about is the runtime, movie.

#monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

What a powerful montage of them skating on rough terrain. #Monsterdon

Lucky for them the desert is paved.

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Grock: did you lose another ~~submarine~~ set of kids?

#monsterdon

I don't think they're going to be hard to track.
Just follow the only perfectly smooth skateable path across the wasteland until you catch up with them.

#Monsterdon #SolarBabies

i'm not sure i'm going to survive this movie today, but i can see me being all over this as a teenager.

#monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

the music is not *good*, but it is tiny-solitary-dance-party appropriate

#Monsterdon

OK, they're on a silt-covered abandoned asphalt road. Slightly better.

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

They meet a lost R2 unit coming the other way #Monsterdon

Grock Bovino.

#Monsterdon

It’s 80s song montage time!

#Monsterdon

MUSICAL INTERLUDE

#monsterdon

Free as far as our roller skates can take us in a wasteland.

#Monsterdon #SolarBabies

good thing they've got all-terrain rollerskates

#monsterdon

"We're free!" Yeah, free to die of dehydration in 2.5 days

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

You have to wonder how many skate wheels they go through skating in dirt all the time.

#monsterdon

The gross Nazi douchebag is called Grok so the movie got that right at least #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

@amyfou ...mmmm hmmm! #monsterdon

"surgically altered?"

remember to spay and neuter your solarbabies i guess

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

@xerozohar But we had so much of exactly this same kind of racism last week!

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

@josh0 😂

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonPreshow #Ultraman

I do like the funky names though

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

@blogdiva :ms_eyes: #monsterdon

GROCK? Like the fascist? #Monsterdon

The commandant's outfit is fitting worse in every scene

#monsterdon

I bet that uniform sounds like a trying to sit in on a pleather couch in 80% humidity.

#monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

no, he's far too fashionable to break the law.

#monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

This movie is awfully upbeat for the post-apocalypse

#Monsterdon

@diazona somethin somethin..."... to Mr Lambert! Twice! " #monsterdon

douchekeys?

well most of the people in this movie do seem to be douches of one kind or another

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

Are they saying "personalarium"?

#monsterdon

Is this that place all those original Star Trek Episodes were filmed?

#Monsterdon
#SolarBabies

here comes the racism
do do do do

#monsterdon

Video games from 1986 had better soundtracks than this.

#monsterdon

@HCBunny

Actually, Danzig's out of Lodi (New Jersey). Please don't ask me why I know.

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

oh they are actually gonna go do stuff

well good

#monsterdon

Fuck your RING cameras #Monsterdon

Saying Bodhi "Bow-Dai" but they didn't have Forvo in ~1986~ Year 41

https://forvo.com/search/Bodhi/hi/

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies

well that was an exciting tension filled scene of voting

#monsterdon

Just take smooth canyon to the paved desert byway..

#monsterdon #SolarBabies

World's flattest desert rocks

#Monsterdon

good shot, Rabbit!

#monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

SOLARBABIES, ROLL OUT!

#monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

It's a good thing the desert has skate paths
#monsterdon

I can't take this seriously with this music.

not that I could anyway but

#monsterdon

@cptbutton @ramsey It's mine now --dad #monsterdon

Electoral transparency is them using a helmet which couldn't obscure any ballots. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Solarbabies
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There are only limited shirts in the future. Half of the boys must be bare chested.

The future will be jorted.

#monsterdon