How does one get a job as a cryptic old man? I think I could do that one.

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So... Chikani = Beastmaster..?

Did I miss some exposition.

I don't think that owl can drive a stick shift. #Monsterdon

this movie could use some crites

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The Will to Sphere

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Points for the set though. This is just so extra.

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There are a lot of birds in this movie, none of them behaving normally

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The Protectorate Fears the Will of the Sphere. somehow both the best and the worst line so far.

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You know, these kids wouldn't be running away from their child abduction camps if they had recreational drugs to experiment with.

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@bstacey #Monsterdon is an effective cure for that

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@ramsey YOLO!

Do it today!

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#monsterdon "stop trying to shuffle our brains!" I'm always saying that

That novelty back scratcher arm is NOT necessary #Monsterdon #SolarBabies

The genius of Longing #Monsterdon

Everyone here very excited for the return of Terrence Mann.

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oh, I'm sorry, not cryptkeeper.

Yoda.

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@socketwench Orb store. Store for orbs. Storb.

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SHADDUP YA STUPID PIGEONS

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Don't let the owl know there's all those pigeons about.

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80s fantasy movies sure did love quirky codgery old witches and wizards

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#monsterdon that one wax cowboy statue sure is blinking a lot lol

This tribe is renowned for their hair braiding as well as their habit of lairing in wax museums. #Monsterdon

Oh shnick, it's Yogurt!

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so, I guess the side-ways ponytail is a cultural thing? #Monsterdon #SolarBabies ☀️🌞👶🏾👶🏾

"Where did you get it?"

Orb store.

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Fish! And Sea Greens! And Plankton! And Protein From The Sea!

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When a weird old guy demands "show it to me show it to me" that's when you run kid #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

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It's the old man from scene 23!!

Don't show it to the I/O tower Guardian, the MCP will know and the Recognisers will be on our tails!

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In the future, Maximum Overdrive is a religious cult.

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good thing the apocalypse left our precious Ripley's Believe It Or Not museums unscathed

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The Owl belongs to nobody and everybody. It is CommunOwl. #Monsterdon

I'm supposed to say something here about this guy's curls-on-one-side, single-pigtail-on-the-other hairdo, but I find myself completely unequal to the task.

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This movie gave us guillotines & gallows & grandpa, the 3 worst forms of execution. #Monsterdon

super hot wax museum

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Not Waxwork again!! "It used to amuse people" oh ok not Waxwork then #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

It’s a wax museum in the desert, and the wax magically hasn't melted.

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Yay!

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Omigosh the pigeons! Adorable!

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do not, my friends, become addicted to plot, characterization and interesting dialogue

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We now visit in nomadic Tchanini (sp?) camp for the mystical woo-woo portion of our film.

They apparently maintain a wax museum / house of horrors attraction as part of their nomad culture.

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ABDUCTED!?

THIS IS A CHILD ABDUCTION RING?! WITHOUT EVEN A DECENT SOUNDTRACK?!

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"As much as an owl is anyone's."

So… not at all, even a little bit?

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Danzig's a warg yo

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Very convenient for the freedom fighter village to be located just three hours' walk from the orphanage.

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@bstacey

In case anyone was missing Wolfen

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#monsterdon this is Ug from Critters, right?!?!

Oh, wait, now I remember why: Jami Gertz. #monsterdon

this owl sure is spending a lot of time in the midday sun

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@Violinknitter The writer slept through bio... .
. school #monsterdon

Tchigani must mean something like neurodiverse given their frank & honest exchange. #Monsterdon

How do they know he's from Chicago? #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Good to see burning man still going on in the far future. #monsterdon #Solarbabies

The ePig did well in the market until the iBacon ate its market share whole

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#monsterdon oh great, he wandered into Burning Man

Darth Star?

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@RobynGoodfellow that's what i was wondering!

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"I, too, am a Side PonyTail Man"

I've never considered what a drugged owl might look like before.

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Is this the same guy who was the rockstar in Critters?

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"...I'm Birdman ... KA KAAAAA!"

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this is where the movie turns really weirdly racist, isn't it

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Y'all watching Solarbabies? I loved that movie when I was a kid! I don't know why, it's terrible. #monsterdon

Is that the guy from Critters? #monsterdon #Solarbabies

#monsterdon pretty anticlimactic gorge jumping, but I did like the exploding Tron cycle

Oh shit, it's the solarhippies

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This movie sent my dad to bed.

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Welcome to the Land of Necking!

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Young man, that's vandalism!

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was that the truck from Maximum Overdrive?

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Owl: "I should be in bed right now you know" #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Why is the owl being flown like a hawk? And making sounds like a hawk? In broad daylight? #Monsterdon

Giving the best acting credit to the owl. #monsterdon

That owl has clearly not had their coffee yet.

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over the ridge is the NY library, with a bunch of frozen kids in it?

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You'd think if the kids on roller blades can jump that gap, the guys on motorcycles might have a decent shot at it too

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@adi We don’t know.

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OWL SPOTTED

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Please let this movie turn into Ladyhawke!!

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MY OWL IS BACK SHE'S SUCH A GOOD OWL

Oh he CAN talk. He just doesn't deign to talk to roller skaters. #Monsterdon

I miss when vehicles blew up more

Actually no wait no I don't

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Whoopsie-doodle!

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Oh no scooter cops.
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boom! ACAB, even in the year 41.

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Yay dead fascist yay #Monsterdon

Did...did that car's tires squeal while skidding on SAND? What sort of weird place is this ? #Monsterdon

And dead, aaaaand dead, but with bonus motorcycle and ePig

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What the fuck is this movie
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I wish I could rollerskate...

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Flashbacks to those
Starlight Express auditions.

Solarbabies of Hazzard...YEEEEEE-HAAAAWWW

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I think it's a hoot the bad guys are labeled with an "erectile disfunction" badge on their gear. #Monsterdon

Swear to god I thought for a minute there they were going to pull a G-Force and do Whirlwind Pyramid. 🤣

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So, uh, what does the LAST person? Oh uh okay that's what they do #Monsterdon

@paco

#MulletHead

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I'm GONNA MAKE IT

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AND yet again: dead

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#monsterdon as far as movie songs goes this "love will set you free" isn't the worst one we've encountered. It's no "Power of the Night" but then what is #solarbabies

Good thing there was that conveniently-placed obstacle for them to skate under!

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