@amyfou 🎉

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Wait... cave paintings? We're going this route? #monsterdon

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What is in the box?
Pain.
And a rip-off of Dune.

Mel Brooks told film studios this was the next Star Wars

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Oh, well, that's an effect.

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sand brain

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Was that a Dune Easter egg?

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ACTING! #monsterdon

So does it show them what they fear or do they feel it too?
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no, not the claymation torture! NOOOO

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#monsterdon you see, junior nazi, I have to know if you're turned on by covering this guy with ants. Because if you're not, you're out

Foolish man. There is rarely a reward for coming to the attention of the fascists, and if there is, it's fleeting and precarious.

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"no. i mean yes. i mean yes but not like that!"

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fear is the smaller death, fear is the mind killer

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Dime store Gom Jabbar.

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Don't clear the room, that one guy in the background's up to round 3 on Street Fighter II

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Oh he built a local Torment Nexus. #Monsterdon

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Grok's leather jacket is all that and a bag of chips.

Oh ho, we're getting a character named MALICE?

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@Taweret Abercrombie and Fitch (a TOTAL guess, I'd have no way of knowing) #monsterdon

No. I mean yes.

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“Clean the room! It’s disgusting in here!”

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Cowards couldn't even put a brown smear on the grate

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@CactuarJoe

That's *one* way to talk about people from Liverpool!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Sayle

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Remember in Blazing Saddles when the western town brawl crashes into the musical's soundstage? Good times.

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ICE compound? #monsterdon #solarbabies

Bro's scratching himself with a sasquatch hand.

I don't wanna know what he does with it when nobody's looking.

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Hologram ants, the newest torture method!
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#monsterdon the tank 3D prints new commandants on demand

Oh, oh no. Not the ants.

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ooooo! oooo nooooooo! i think i needed a warning for that one. yeeeeeesh

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This douche can't even walk down a few stairs?

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Oh yikes, there's the ant torture.

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"Please sir, may I have some more.... annoying accent?" #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

writer's poorly disguised fetish?

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Oh it's Princess Bride #Monsterdon

Everyone knows bounty hunters speak Cockney!

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#Monsterdon Woo! Ants!

@klu9

OMG it's ACTUAL Alexei Sayle, Hollywood's favourite Trotskyite

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You guys I will get a Mega Card Bingo if there is either a 'boombox or cassette player' or some 'scientific instruments' I feel that neither is impossible

@HCBunny

MASTAH-BLASTAH!

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Why are all the bounty hunters British?

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Did they just get a Casio keyboard and hit "Demo 3" for that bad guy theme music as the cars rolled in?

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KILL HIM! KILL THAT OWLKILLING FUCKER!

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E-Van 7 is bad, sure, but at least it's not E-Van Hawke #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Oops all bounty hunters

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E-vans full of E-Cops. I have to question what "E" stands for though. I mean this was 1986, so no internet to speak of yet.

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"Daddy"

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obligatory cybertruck joke

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where are they all shopping for their leather vests do you think?

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Alexei!

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Rattan cowboy hats, a reliable indicator of evil #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

@GeoffWozniak as a kid who once tried to figure out a Casio synth, I feel like I should resent that, but I just can't

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Personnel carriers by Dark Helmet Man Motors.

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#monsterdon This is what happens when Cracker Barrel goes unchecked.

Just FYI, none of these abuses by Grock and his fascistas will be investigated to the provisional government.

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Temu Alexei Sayle? Or ACTUAL Alexei Sayle???

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"Hey, look!

(nevermind, I'm too bummed out to make a joke about meat being back on the menu)

RIP Owly

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This is where he got the idea for CyberTrucks. #Monsterdon

Hang on, we need to take a secret ballot vote whether to bury the owl .... okay, the vote was unanimous, let's bury it.

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also, "Why?" was actually a good line. why is this movie so uneven!? #criesInAdultTryingToWatchAMovie

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Metron is the only one in this damned film asking important questions like "why are we burying an owl in a world clearly abandoned by any god?" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon so how did Daniel jump the gorge?

Hard to take the fascists seriously when the theme music is basically a kid trying to figure out his Casio synth. #monsterdon

"Where were you" lady you've literally walked the same route he did and ended up where he is #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

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The jokes on you. That sphere is a really cleverly disguised ellipsoid.

Yeah, dude. Why?! How heartless could you be?

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Birb :C

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@JoeWynne We can't. We're on a roll.

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I couldn't remember if I have seen Solarbabies (1986), but according to my Tautulli/Ryot history, I saw it in 2024 but don't remember much.

Checking it out again

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WHO RUNS BARTER TOWN!?

Uhhhh...Booger?

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If you all don't stop with the sphere jokes, I'll go into orbit!

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Little Big Solarbaby

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@yatsu I wondered the same thing.

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SHEEEEET...can't believe they killed Danzig's familiar.

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f*ck that guy

Guy who whomped the owl is a total moon

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

boo! #monsterdon

Man, what kind of society just goes and burns down a homeless encampment? They would have to be pretty evi.... oh.

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KILL HIM

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Well. That might be going too far. This movie wasn't good even before it became prescient. #Monsterdon

okay its weird that there is a codgery old wizard and also like a normal Nazi at the same time

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E D Rommel HATES renfaires!

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…and now it's Tron as a John Wayne western.

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Manhiclular vehiclecide. Tsk, tsk.

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@blogdiva mums the Mom? #monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe Probly where the other douchebag got the idea, I think Musk is incapable of original thoughts! #monsterdon #solarbabies

Will someone shut up that guy who’s ringing the triangle?

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Wait now it's literally Xanadu #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

This encampment destruction just makes me sad. Good job, real life, you ruined this film. #Monsterdon

i will give them reluctant credit for not doing this as racistly as they possibly could #monsterdon

lolwut? how did that car even get airborn?

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THIS RENFAIRE IS CLOSED!

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these people are not wearing nearly enough clothes for a desert environment.

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RED ROVER, RED ROVER SEND PETE DELUISE OVER

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That wolf man dummy looks a lot like the one from that 1970s kids show, “Hilarious House of Frightenstein,” with Billy Van.
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Have any Chikani females actually spoken?

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As soon as the word "Longinus" was mentioned, I became convinced that these guys are descended from Vampire: The Masquerade LARP-ers

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“And they’ll pay for it?”

“Heheheheh! (Umm. No, they’ll kill you, boy.)”

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