Lucas Haas in that hat and whatever those clothes are is definitely giving off a Lydia Deetz vibe.

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@bunnyhero Axle Wholees #monsterdon

So. Uh. Is it credible that there's enough discarded tires left over from the Apocalypse to, like...be fuel and feedstock for an entire community #Monsterdon

Feed the script to some llm and imagine the shit that will come out! #solarbabies #monsterdon

It’s good to know their fluoride levels are acceptable.

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#monsterdon Alexei Sayle should not be the actor I'm most surprised to see, and yet

I'm having a hard time getting over the fact that real people actually built sets for this movie

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the factory principal makes weird announcements on the intercom

This is the efficiency of capitalism distributing resources. #Monsterdon

Bruce Payne, too!

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Movie is now literally a tire fire #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

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Chimneys made of tires is a nice touch.

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As production delays mounted, Brooks was persuaded by his colleagues to increase the budget under the belief that it had greater potential. 😂 An additional $20 million was eventually required to complete the film. Mel Brooks even took out a second mortgage on his home.

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Remember to hydrate y'all.

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That guy is not nearly cool enough to be named Malice.

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@HCBunny ...there is a god! #monsterdon

This plucky band of adolescents needs fewer kids, we could ditch the nerd and the DeLuise #Monsterdon

That's why Malice is the boss of the outfit. He can wait until he has ALL the marshmallows in reach. #Monsterdon

I see we're in the Cockney district of the dystopian future wasteland #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Boss, the lady here is getting a bit handsy with the root vegetables.

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I kinda wish veils were more of a thing. I could see wearing one sometimes

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The Adventures of Dog the Bodhi Hunter

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(that hand tattoo just looks like a keister)

You're telling me that she'd stand out if she wore gloves? #Monsterdon

I don't know whether to invoke "Evangelion" or go straight to the Biblical...

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#Monsterdon Can't we get beyond thunderdome?

this wasteland is conveniently devoid of rocks on the ground

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Rockin' the Ultimate White Powersuit of Oppression #Monsterdon

Tines!

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@ricci Got the link for the movie?

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maybe this inspired Fallout New Vegas?

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Garbage bag chic
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This blonde kid is Feyd-Rautha. We're Mad Max meets Dune mets E.T.. #Monsterdon.

Ah, yes, 80s makeup. I hope it doesn’t come back
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Tiretown.
Break a deal. Spin the wheel.

Mastah Blastah Rules Barter Town! #monsterdon #Solarbabies

Oh shit it's Ursa from Krypton.

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The author's undisguised fetishes

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"Who runs Tiretown?" "...Master Blaster runs Tiretown." #Monsterdon

“My facility stands ready to serve, Strictor Grock.”

I think she just said she’ll have sex with him.

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tiretown? if we find Tina Turner here, i'm gonna have to go.

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Who runs tire town!? #Monsterdon

you know what they say, when you're tired of tyre town, you're tired of life

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who rules tiretown?

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"My facility stands ready to serve" - is that what they're calling it these days?

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I keep expected Max Headroom to pop up on that screen behind her...

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Carhenge. When the druids rolled. #Monsterdon

if the flashlight dogs kill a solarbaby, their reward is a pup cup

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(Also capturing comets does not work like that)

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"This device creates a forcefield nearly equal to earth's magnetic field."

"So... it moves a needle slightly when it's suspended by its middle?"

"...YES."

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ma'am, your earrings are malignant, the sphere is fine.

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"The sphere of what now?"

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Okay, this scene with fascist leader and the evil doctor is totally stupid and I admire the actors for doing the dialogue justice. #monsterdon

"It could hold a comet" but mostly we use it to heat up food #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

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Sounds impressive.
It IS impressive!

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Similar plot: Tank Girl (1995) where Rebecca "Tank Girl" Buck (Lori Petty) sets out to fight back against the evil corporation that has taken over the world and is controlling the planet's water supply.

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This fascist kid is either getting eaten by animals or getting drowned, calling it now.

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They could not rip off Darth Vader’s theme! #monsterdon #solarbabies

Since it is the 80s, Dobermans are the current Vicious Dog.

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there's Sarah Douglas!

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Sarah Douglas appears!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Douglas_(actress)

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0.5 gauss B-field, very impressive 🙄

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I hope those dogs kill the owl murderer.

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Wow, a magnetron. quick someone get me a frozen burrito #Monsterdon

Temu Servalan.

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this movie could be even ok if they just trimmed like 60% of the fat from every scene, had a plausible soundtrack, and had more events occur #monsterdon

"Parking level full, continue up to level 7" #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

headlamp dogs! what a goofy threat!

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they build sets for this. with props and everything

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The *sphere* of Longinus...?

Hmm. :futurama_fry_unsure:

Love the dogs with headlights, no notes
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#monsterdon flashlight wands that you have to hold up like a hose nozzle are not more efficient than the normal kind

so Boy Hitler is gonna get eaten boy dogs? (please? as a treat?)

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Those dogs have top of the line gear. #Monsterdon

@yatsu checks spelling #monsterdon

Even the DOGS have costumes!

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Its nice to see matte paintings getting some screen time. #monsterdon

doggo

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Occasionally I feel like this movie wishes it were Star Wars #Monsterdon

all those RVs, you'd think they could've used a driving instructor from johannesburg, but I guess not

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MAGNATRON #monsterdon

A cave drawing of Jeff Goldblum totally makes sense.

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And look at all this dragonglass!

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"He's wearing the same symbol you have on your hand." Do you know what this means? He owns the club you went to where you got that stamp!! #Monsterdon

ooooh we might have a Chosen Solarbaby

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"These guys in the weird getup" says the guy wearing rollerskates in the desert #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

She's getting hots for wall painting Guy

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It's LUKE PERRY, E-Co-Warrier!

Oh goodie, it's the Dark Crystal now. Is Chamberlain about to show up?

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#Monsterdon What kind of vehicle do you think is under all that ridiculous armor? It looks like it's barely handling it.

Oh vegan leather fetish lord has a box of pain? Does he have a gom jabbar too? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Rabbit left a little pile of doodles and hopped away…

those flashlights bend? okay, those are kind of cool.

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Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise. Oh, sorry, wrong disaster. #Monsterdon

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Something Borrowed
The hand melting scene was 'borrowed' from Dune (1984) which also starred Richard Jordan (Grock).

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Terra: "Actually I DO know they're poisoned, that's why I'm giving them to you" #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Did they just find old beers from 20 years earlier?

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Annihilation of the natives. Typical white bullshit

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Put your right hand into the Dune ripoff #Monsterdon

Tug, you ... you ... Deluise, you! #Monsterdon