Terra teamed up with the Sand People #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

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Chasing the water spewing Jami Gertz while towing a bunch of solarbabies might be the dumbest scene ever.

ok sure, there are sand people and she is their leader #monsterdon

🎶follow me into the desert as thirty as you are

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Terror! All right Terror!

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please let it be Michelle Kwan or Sasha Coen in that white toga with the elegant skating

running past a sign saying "nothing of value is stored here"

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Who TF rollerskaets in the desert LOL
#Solarbabies that's who

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I think all the villains believe that they're in a buddy comedy. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Just vaguely ghey…

(severe Maurice Sendak voice)

Innnn tha tirrre smelterrrr

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"Terra the White" they call me now #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

I stink, therefore I am
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How are they still fucking skating on sand?!

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they skated clear into mad max

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oh no one of these should have been malcolm mcdowell

When a bounty hunter steps on the hand of a pretty boy, it never ends well. #Monsterdon

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I Stink Therefore I Am.....

oooohh...super sexy analysis time for Strictor

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Weak evil laugh

If you're gonna have an evil laugh as a bounty hunter you gotta develop it better

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Rattan cowboy hat Alexi Sayle is amused #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

She wasn't kidding when she said her facilities stand open.

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this lady (and her earrings) are making me very uncomfy.

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This was just weird. They don't know how to make it look right.

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Here's hoping the movie ends with a flood that lasts 40 days and 40 nights. #monsterdon

Oh no, Bodhi is caught by MAGNETISM

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@Cetraria I’m glad you like it.

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"Maybe she got out another way" yes at the head of a column of superheated explosive gas #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

#Monsterdon Ok, but part of me wants to try riding a tire like that.

Fade to black, then end.

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Tiretown tire escape playset with roller tire action. Not-dead Terra not included

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Ignore that lake off on the right in the background there. #monsterdon #Solarbabies

Uh could you sit down, dude, you're ruining this fantastic vista view I o/w had #Monsterdon

oh noes. Anyway....

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TeErRrrRRaAAaAAA!!

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WHO RUNS TIRETOWN

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Oh. Good camera work on the rolling tyre.

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just like in real life, the e-cops just roll in and blow up every important piece of civic infrastructure they encounter #monsterdon

#monsterdon so all their plans, always, are:
getting launched into space by the big strong meathead solarbaby

Is this movie the prequel to Rubber?

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Now they've reached the reflective part of their trip

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@klu9 The zeroing is calibrated for birds-of-prey above the horizon.

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The War On Terra #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Shit, and she was the only woman at the whole orphanage

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Tiretown's motto:
Don't Tread On Me.

oops, we lost mom.

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You just know that Tire Town is going to burn forEVER #Monsterdon

Ah. What passes for an All Is Lost moment.

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One of the tires burst in to flames, that's what a dangerous hill that was. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Monumentally dizzy!

okay tyrecam is amusing xD

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This is getting tire-some. #monsterdon

Oh man, this really does bring back memories! We had a tractor tire we used to roll each other around in when I was a kid. Going down a hill really was like that!

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I'm very confused at how these smoke stacks appear to be made of tires

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All the hair gel. All of it. Wow. I...wow.

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not losing bodhi is such an easy main objective, it can literally fly on its own #monsterdon

oh fine I go to get a snack, come back to find that blond-mullet-fascist is shooting up the town. and there's Richard Jordan wearing the one facial expression he's had the whole movie #Monsterdon

Uh I'm going to need to see the stunt coordinator after class today. #Monsterdon

And every bone in their bodies was pulverized. The End. #monsterdon #Solarbabies

They should clean up all those old tires they seem to be somewhat hazardous #Monsterdon

Suddenly it's the video for Smashing Pumpkin's 1979 #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

I’m watching this while on FaceTime with a friend who is outside, and I can confirm that the sound of cicadas doesn’t not make the soundtrack better

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WhAaOoOaOAoAoaOO!! 🛼🛼

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I super hope they go in these tires and rolllll

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The video game adaptation of solarbabies could basically just be Donkey Kong.

"Head for the tires!"
"This is Tire Town, there are tires everywhere!"

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Oups…eeeeee! #solarbabies #monsterdon

I love that in the future the entire world has roller skate tracks

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All of them had plenty of time to pick up Bodhi.

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honestly the roller combat is hitting for me, that's some lazy slapstick #monsterdon

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Aaaand someone's wearing a headband

Something tells me "tire town" burns pretty well. #monsterdon

"If I can shoot rabbits, I can shoot fascists" inverted to "if I can shoot owls, I can shoot rollerblading orphans."

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Do these kids just live in their roller skates? #Monsterdon

It's the tirepocalypse!

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More roller skate stunts!

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Skates famously good footwear for traveling up ramps

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🎵They say the neon lights are bright at forced orphanage caaammmp🎶

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"How do we let kids have dangerous adventures w/o people wondering why their parents aren't helping or stopping them?"

Easy, just orphan everybody. Problem solved. #Monsterdon

A movie which dares to embody the very concept of "Fuck it, we ball".

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E-police conversation:
"I wonder which way the fugitives went."
"Errr, the *flat* way, boss'"

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🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SOLAR TRIVIA ☀️👶
Tonight's feature is practically a remake of Hammer Films' "These Are the Damned" aka The Damned (1962), where a group of orphans are held captive in a place where their captivity seems normal and are allowed to rebel and go outside the perimeter.

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These poor bastards. Seeing more water spill on the factory floor than they make in a month

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The sphere has to like you first. You need small hands like Daniel to win it over.

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WHAAAAT POWERRRSSSS THE FLASHLIIIIGHTS!?

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ugh, remember Heroes? Owl Kid does.

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"I thought it would do magic for me like it did for you" clearly talking about their hairstyles #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

He's a 10 but he's no Judd Nelson

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Who thought-up the name 'The Sphere of Longinus'?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Lance

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66? That's the combination an idiot would have on his luggage!

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Director: "Hey everyone, just say your lines. We spent all the time making these sets and have no money for film in the camera."

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@skatem

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You put that stuff on you'll be lucky if it comes off...

Don't you want me Baby?
Don't you want me... ?
< No-oooh...! >

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0&list=RDuPudE8nDog0&start_radio=1

Even in the Apocalypse, we will still have teased bangs 😌 #Monsterdon

She's gone! Guy's night!

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That offmagaugh is next-level

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"You had a future w/ the Protectorate." Sick burn. #Monsterdon

I need her to fix her hair. its very distracting

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Oh god no! What have they done to your hair Jami?

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perhaps you shouldn't all pile into an easily locked metal room in the middle of a desert?

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You know what would be less "begging for a bullseye"?? Not taking off your disguises #Monsterdon #Solarbabies