pngwen
pngwen@techhub.social
Terminac takes things apart by manspreading over them.
GoinFawr
goinfawr@mstdn.social
eww Tabernaque (?) sounds nasty
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
bad guys trying to shoehorn in the use of AI where a human employee could easy kill a sentient magic orb
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
SKATE VAULTING
Geoff Wozniak
GeoffWozniak@masto.hackers.town
@Taweret Clearly it is not part of #monsterdon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#Monsterdon #Solarbabies
π πΆ πΆ πΆ πΆ π±
Multi-capable masterpiece!!!
This movie continues to over-promise.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
These sadists are so lazy they programmed a robot to torture sadistically for them. #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Well I asked for a Terminator
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
now that's a robot
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
TERMINACK
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#Monsterdon So they were carrying their full hockey kit this whole time?
Good thing they packed the important stuff.
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
This might be a bad movie, but it did make me mildly care about a glowy bowling ball
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Didn't we see this place at the start of "Highlander 2: The Quickening"?
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
"Lock me down & disembowel me? That doesn't sound like anything that I'd like." #Monsterdon
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
This is how you get the orb from Phantasm, you assholes
Crazypedia won't Comply π§Ώ
Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online
Release the singularity! β:messier87:β
#Monsterdon #SolarBabies
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
Terminack
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Boh-DIE.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Make sure not to overcook your glowing alien orb
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π πΆ πΆ πΆ πΆ π± #Solarbabies
One drawback of roller skates is that it's hard to stop gracefully
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
"are you sure we got the right place?"
i don't know, man, why don' you ask a little louder, maybe Facility Chairwoman here could answer you.
Mx. Chara Aznable (they/them) of Pnictogen
mxchara@seattle.pink
oh thank heaven we're finally back at the movie's strongest point: rollerskating #Monsterdon
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#Monsterdon This is an amazing robot.
Geoff Wozniak
GeoffWozniak@masto.hackers.town
TERMINAC #monsterdon
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
All right music guy. Give me your most ominus bwoooooooooom #monsterdon #Solarbabies
Space Catitude π
TerryHancock@realsocial.life
The baddies even torture orbs in this movie..?
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Yeah just stand there in full view of the guards
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
"Damn, a dam."
Srol
srol@mellified.men
If you absolutely must bunk water, consider an aqua bunker
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Rollerskate for your LIVES #Monsterdon
Hotter, even more cross Bunny
HCBunny@beige.party
Ope. Accidentally blew up Tiretown. Where to get our tires smelted now?!
Rob Ricci
ricci@discuss.systems
@moira All Systems Go!
pngwen
pngwen@techhub.social
I suppose it is easy to get over your past if you've only known about it for like 6 hours.
GoinAGhast
goinfawr@mstdn.social
Crazypedia won't Comply π§Ώ
Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online
Oh how convenient, even without the orb we found the plans to the Aqua Bunker and it's within roller skating distance.
#Monsterdon #SolarBabies
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Aqua Bunker Boogie - PsychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloopBodhi #monsterdon #Solarbabies
surdfish
surdfish@beige.party
Jami Gertz always acted better after a shower.
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Jason Parker (he/they)
north@κ©°.com
She just like had those plans?
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Srol
srol@mellified.men
One of the most vertical chest hair configurations I've ever seen
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
#monsterdon "we left the orphanage with a purpose" no you fucking didn't!! You clowns can't decide what to do ten times a day!!!
sean
sean@skj.social
"...it's stupid to go like this"
"But these are the only clothes we have."
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
Foot babies
Neia masks
neia@zoner.work
Wow, the chemistry between those two is like vinegar and glass
#Monsterdon #Solarbabies
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Hey kids get a cave
Social Commentary Bot
SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
They have their orb-destroying magnetron at their...
... water bunker?
Is the magnetron for heat-treating the water or something?
Violinknitter
Violinknitter@wandering.shop
Dude, let go of her arms while youβre trying to convince her of something!!!
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
So is the part of the film where she becomes an Esper, or......
Captain of the SS El Faro
bangskij@climatejustice.social
#Monsterdon it's orbin time
Crazypedia won't Comply π§Ώ
Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online
What?
The Aqua Bunker of course!
#Monsterdon #SolarBabies
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#Monsterdon The Eco-wariors really like summer-camp style decor.
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
Don't keep cooking it you'll make it all tough and dry #Monsterdon
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
What did you oath Terra & when did you oath it. #Monsterdon
Dan :tux:
WastelandWandrr@freeradical.zone
The E-thernet started around that time, I always knew it was E-vil! #solarbabies #monsterdon
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Meanwhile, deep inside the secret protectorate ball busting lab...
Mx. Chara Aznable (they/them) of Pnictogen
mxchara@seattle.pink
Okay I admit I'm squicked out by the orb torture #Monsterdon
Hotter, even more cross Bunny
HCBunny@beige.party
Come on. This is just a ride at Six Flags.
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#Monsterdon #Solarbabies
π πΆ πΆ πΆ πΆ π±
Opera-glass radiation shields. One of this movie's many sins.
Space Catitude π
TerryHancock@realsocial.life
Terra is a Smurfette, huh..?
GoinAGhast
goinfawr@mstdn.social
Yeha, just keep cookin it heheh
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Ah, young, sweaty teen love #Monsterdon
sean
sean@skj.social
"...no Mr. Orb, I want you to DIE!"
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π πΆ πΆ πΆ πΆ π± #Solarbabies
DANG IT it's still not over, dude
Cardboard Robot
CardboardRobot@mstdn.social
By some extraordinary lazy writing Terra found her way here
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
Servalan with the futuristic opera glasses
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
"By some extraordinary luck" = our writers couldn't be bothered to come up with an explanation
The S Kate M ππ
skatem@mstdn.social
Where are you taking us?
A back-lot set, at universal studios. Where else?
#monsterdon
Judgment Dave of the Dead
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
And now Terra is one of my brides.
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
E for Everywhere Police #Monsterdon
Social Commentary Bot
SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
BeeGee Kenny Rogers John the Baptist.
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
Heathen π
heathen_cat@furs.social
Greentree really needs to learn, how deep is your love π΅ #Monsterdon
Geoff Wozniak
GeoffWozniak@masto.hackers.town
And Terra's escape is never explained. Because why would you? It adds to the mystery and world building. It's for the fans! #monsterdon
adrew :spinnycatEnby:β
adi@super.kuso.business
so, i guess this movie is a weird mashup of Dune and Mad Max but instead of sand worms they travel via roller skates
#monsterdon
Wayne Werner
ketmorco@fosstodon.org
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Actual father or creepy cult leader "father"? #Monsterdon #Solarbabies
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π πΆ πΆ πΆ πΆ π± #Solarbabies
Jamie, I don't think Greentree is your father. I think he's some kind of weird charlatan
Spooooky Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
This Green "Captain Exposition" Tree
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
Greentree, just before his Branson residency. #Monsterdon
pngwen
pngwen@techhub.social
So.. umm.... wha?!
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
Why a glacier under a lava flow and not a normal aquifer?
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
captain walker!
Joe Watching β½ποΈπ΄πΊ
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus
@jivens Movie's not over yet
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
How has this glacier not melted years ago
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
They've got their own personal Jesus #Monsterdon #Solarbabies
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe
#Monsterdon "This place is our greatest secret."
Oh, maybe we should mention we're being tailed by the cops.
Srol
srol@mellified.men
She was gone for 5 minutes
GoinAGhast
goinfawr@mstdn.social
Mansplainer alert
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Great idea to jump into what could very well be the drinking reservoir
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
is that desert jesus?
surdfish
surdfish@beige.party
Terra's got here own apartment and everything
Captain of the SS El Faro
bangskij@climatejustice.social
#Monsterdon get a suntan? sick burn
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
This movie cannot pick a tone #Monsterdon #Solarbabies
Mister Softie :dp_knife:
whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats
Still have 20 minutes uh?
#monsterdon
Spooooky Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
Boy they sure left that "did Terra survive" suspense build a long time.
surdfish
surdfish@beige.party
oh shnick...TeRRaAAAAHH! we thot u wer ded
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Tusken Raiders!