what a disappointing evil scientist. imagine what Entrapta could have done or that scary mom from Lyrical Nanoha #Monsterdon
Evacuate now? In our moment of triumph? *ceiling collapses* #Monsterdon
So the holy orb sets people on fire, starting to side with the people that wanted to hold it in place #Monsterdon #Solarbabies
Did he die of... face scratches?
Don't you hate it when water shoots forth from your TV?
#monsterdon I think this place already blows.
Oh it's so ironic because he's a soulless monster & he's being killed by a machine he helped create to enjoy doing this, he's the only one who has no response to this happening. #Monsterdon
I'm always right about everything
"Red alert? Are you sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb."
JESUS CHRIST!
See all we need to stop fascism is roller skates, golf clubs, and a glowing ball. We got this! #Monsterdon
Make a wish, Strictor :)
the orb could summon lightning before, why doesn't it do it in other could be useful?
#monsterdon "Hands up, who are you?"
"I'm the trouble starter, fukkin instigator..."
TERMINAC *enjoys* what it does.
Temu M. Bison is creepyβ¦
They had someone hold up a pair of burning rubber arms for that scene I love it
#Monsterdon #Solarbabies
Bodhi needs the love of a child in order to mutilate enemies
So this is the Orb Of Aldur and Daniel is Errand?
the orb should really do more to prove its worth like using its magic to protect the child that loves it #monsterdon
#monsterdon yellow alert! Pee your pants!
Yellow alert? What do you have to do to get a red alert in here?
ah, the ultimate betrayal, robot vs. dime store rommel
Jesus, Strictor, you're creepy.
They overlayed SFX like a videogame NPC in a glitch
#Monsterdon #SolarBabies
The E-Cop helmets are completely ineffective. Excellent. #Monsterdon
Man, electronics, they just don't build 'em like they used to
Do not taunt happy fun ball!
You'd think "a total malfunction on all circuit controls" might warrant a red alert #Monsterdon #Solarbabies
There's always those kids in school that you know are going to grow up to be cops to their core.
#Monsterdon #SolarBabies
Called shot, that robot is gonna drill through the commandant
Trumpy! you can do magic! #Monsterdon
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that they weaponized roller skating's 'the whip' is hilarious, tho
The whip, Jason, the whip! You throw me the idol, I throw you the whip!
Not wearing PPE π
#monsterdon
SAY E-POLICE AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!!
killer robot is no match for rollerskating teenagers with attitude
she just wants her initials engraved on her ball before Giant Shoulderpads Night at the local bowling alley
His name is Darstar? Was he sued by Grateful Dead tribute band Dark Star Orchestra?
"Dream Police" >> "E-Police"
A leather chair. In the desert.
(shakes head)
An apocalypse is no reason to lose sense of style.
Have any of you tried to climb ladder rungs in roller skates?
you should have been using your face shields! you dummies #Monsterdon
i think they should just thunk her earrings against the orb a few times. probably the earrings will be destroyed, but at least some good will have been achieved.
I see OHSA didn't survive the end of the world. I mean no safety glass at allβ½
#monsterdon
Who hurt you Terminack?
After a disappointing career as a linebacker in the NFL, she went into acting...
Iβm kinda done at the point. Have fake Joan Cusack destroy the orb, kill the kids, and roll the credits.
@jonny@neuromatch.social It's a sworn enemy to the evil aliens who sealed away the oceans or something, innit?
#Monsterdon #Solarbabies
#monsterdon dialogue: come on, c'mon! Come ON!! C'MON!!! Come on, come on!!!! etc
This warehouse bit reminds me of the school in Class of 1999. Hopefully
#monsterdon Careful getting that close, the bit will... do thatβ¦
Now thatβs a stunt! Climbing a ladder with roller skates on. Hope they got danger pay for that.
Honestly if you did a jailbreak and heist while wearing rollerblades I would be impressed
#monsterdon
@jonny prejudice in favor of cubes
"Let's move" we have to skate to second period bio lab #Monsterdon #Solarbabies
This film really doesn't want to pick a lane, does it?
Rollerball; Mad Max; Dune; Blakes 7; now Marathon Man?
C'mon
C'mon c'mon
go go c'mon let's go
#Monsterdon
It was a big improvement to manufacturing when we made CNC machines less murder-y. How far this civilization has fallen....
"How'd you get in here" he asks standing next to the hatch they're climbing out of...
gotta rescue Tommy
Oh, now the whole roller derby thing makes sense.
Spielberg made the world fall in love with a walking raisin and every other genre film director was hellbent on doing the same thing
At least they locked him up with his roller skates. They're not that cruel.
#Monsterdon #SolarBabies
Wooo! Rollerblading in the high school hallways woooo #Monsterdon
To wit,
Archetype 80's Boss Lady has a CNC machine into CNC. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π πΆ πΆ πΆ πΆ π± #Solarbabies
JASON PLAY WITH THE DOGGO THE DOGGO WANTS TO PLAYYYY
#Monsterdon #Solarbabies
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I want Mel Brooks to make a parody of his own film. Not much would have to be changed.
That prison made with PVC piping must be difficult to get out of. #monsterdon
Terminech, sounds like my ex.
how many bits does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie-orb?
Oh no! an E-Dog!
Dogs with headlamps and radios
sewer level brought to you by Bethesda
Okay that was an interesting scene composition w/ the ladder. #Monsterdon
i gotta admit i have sorta tuned out for awhile did they ever establish why they want to kill the sphere? #monsterdon
Thatβs not how E-lectricity works, but who cares? #monsterdon #solarbabies
Good thing we have a kid with glasses and a bad attitude, we couldn't have anyone else pull random wires #Monsterdon
#monsterdon remember when Metron was getting high with Cobel on that dusty bed
Terminack went to Harbor Freight #Monsterdon #Solarbabies
@bunnyhero Make em wear backpacks that have a heavy weight shifting around randomly! #MonsterDon
You know most people when breaking into a paramilitary bunker don't bring their self-described "mascot"
A chess set of drill bits. #Monsterdon
How handy is it that there's a pre-made infiltration plan that you can step through by ripping out one bunch of wires at a time
This bounty hunter has really cute dimples
Behold! The Torment Nexus! And we made it hate puppies!
#Monsterdon #SolarBabies
Oh shiiiiit is that a death by railing? #Monsterdon
Ah it seems that artificial intelligence is now a solved problem, they can give a scientific instrument a sense of professional pride #Monsterdon
He just pole vaulted over the gate. This movie rules
#monsterdon ok, but why would you need it to deftly pluck the eye from a living bird
(this movie voice) "He's in"
Ah, the Probe-u-lator! #Monsterdon
can't believe that man's glasses stayed on. those things must be glued to his temples.
#Monsterdon Ha! They obviously wanted that kid to skate through the door at the last possible second, but that was as close as they dared go with the kid actor.
So what they spent hours cooking the orb with a laser only to need a precision machine to break it open?
SNAP! goes the VERtebrae