Good thing he remembered to bring his vaulting pole.

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Someone was asking for a Terminator before. Happy now?

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You know what this movie isn't? " A "multipurpose masterpiece"

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I wanna know where they get the bearings for their rollerskates that don't get completely wrecked in the sand #Monsterdon

And then we expose the intensely radioactive core...

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The most ominous music ever to accompany people on roller skates

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A cloth map! Her dad bought the deluxe edition of the plot. #Monsterdon

Aqua bunker?

...wait, the stuff about the oceans being covered, etc, was only in the trailer, right?

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So Bo-Dai is a Silmaril?

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This dialogue is worthy of a George Lucas movie. #monsterdon

@trixter somehow, palpatine survived

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We're gonna need a bigger magnet

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If those laser suddenly deviates, those silly masks arent saving you #Monsterdon #SolarBabies

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no orb torturing. No.

Sand People!

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But now I am called Terra the White.

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They have opera-glass blast shields because they do this so often. #Monsterdon

is that orb screaming in pain???

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"it's not over yet"
yeah, they've still got like 20 minutes of film.

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"Bodhi doesn't call to me anymore."
Bodhi: "Look, we had fun, but let's not make any more of this than what it was, mmkay?"

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Oh the Fash are deffo going to attack this Fremen/Antifa hideaway

It's got a big 'Yarvin IV' vibe to it.

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kris kristofferson eco-warrior

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There's still more to this movie?!

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I feel like this is one of the least earned of all the unearned backstories ever told.

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They have white robes so you know they're the good guys

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🎶so-lar bay-bies we'll smelt your tires real goooood🎵

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RE: https://don.monster/@ramsey/116949882068358470

Always has been

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Which one is Muad’Dib?

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We've arrived at Sietch Tabr except everyone's pasty white. (Serenity is shaking her head) wait GOTE #Monsterdon

lol, who's this guy, the tour guide?

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@saucerlost

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please let this be the resolution to this movie and now it's over please please please

I wonder what the skates are up to

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"I wish to remember the name of my childhood. Call me Terra-Muad'Dib."

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Ew are the evil characters having sex? That's gross.
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She's become Terra The White.

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I think the cockney guy with the cowboy hat was part of The Young Ones cast. #monsterdon

Wikipedia lists the sphere as "Bodhi", but I'm convinced it's a piece of government technology and therefore an acronym: B.O.D.I.
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So, Bodhi meets Doc Halsey.

Are the bounty hunters supposed to be a serious threat, or comic relief?

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Did the Fremen just show up and water the bad guys?

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@SnoopJ huh, I just thought it was me: I've been dozing on & off through it, and I'm not following it at all… 😛

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#monsterdon lol he didn't even notice Alexei Sayle was stepping on his hand until he looked up

Live Young Lads in your area #Monsterdon

WHY ARE THEY SO COCKNEY

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Fun with tires. Unrealistic that no one barfed.

everyone is just so much in this movie

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oh no they're gonna have weird awkward creepy fascist sex

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@CactuarJoe *more than seven.
Otherwise things get super mutated super quick.

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I'm confused. I thought Bodhi was in their bag? Is that another orb?

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She's like 90% shoulder pad by volume.

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Unfortunate that B.O.D.I. can only take care of itself when the writer allow.
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Is the guy at the top of the mountain going to sing? I guess not.

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For a building maintaining a 24/7 tire fire, it was surprisingly combustible.

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Bingo!

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So much for that unsanctioned settlement!

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@SnoopJ it's where they build tire fires

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The whole thing about rolling down the hill in tires was kind of pointless. They could have just run down it quicker.

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"How did they escape?"

"They put themselves inside big rubber tires and rolled down a hill."

"Hmph, well they got away this time."

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Growing up I remember very well being told the future was going to be wars over water and this movie kind of fits that
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Yeah you don't ride in tires like this without making yourself amazingly sick

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Why didn't you try harder to save the magical orb that you came out here for in the first place?

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a giant steaming vat of shit

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"Head for the tires" you'll need to be more specific, this is tire town #Monsterdon

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Oh sure. The whole team climbs into the lockable box. Nothing can go wrong with that plan.

Maybe don't so eagerly climb in the armored car.
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FEEL the POWER of ROLLER SKATES

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And he gets the bad guys with the stripper pole!

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#Monsterdon "Help, I dropped Bhodi".

They totally had plenty of time to pick it up, they all kind of ran in a circle around the bag.

I wonder what it would be like to be a thuggish extra. "Run menacingly in that direction!"

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It's an E-raid on the E-junkyard

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Ah, 1980s bangs, too.
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when did she have the time to brush and blow that pseudopomp I ask you

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@saucerlost @JoeWynne I had forgotten about it, for reasons.

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Do you think they did that to Jami's hair on purpose? #monsterdon

Terra super clued up on Metron's projected life grid.

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Funny, I was looking up actors from the #solarbabies wiki page and no one includes this movie in their filmography . #Monsterdon

After watching this movie, we should all change our PINs to 66. #monsterdon

A one number combination? Quite secure

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so it's literally a one-number combination?

I guess Masterlock hasn't changed

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@Lazarou

It IS Alexei Sayle, at least according to Wikipedia

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movie makin' me thirsty

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@bk1e :0_goose:

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It's not Alexi Sayle, but he really looks and acts like him....

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goodyear

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i haven't heard Three Dog yet, doesn't anybody in this wasteland have a radio?

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Cowboy hat is no prude, but he's prudent

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@healyn pobody's nerfect!

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Holographic ants. Damn. The evil and powerful have all the good toys.

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@bunnyhero

Michelin Mann?

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MY CABBAGES!!

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Not watching Solarbabies, but doing some research. The screenwriter wrote the screenplays for The Wild Bunch, Sorcerer, and was an uncredited writer on one of my favorite movies of all time, WarGames

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It's Burning Man

You can see what that hooker had for lunch!

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This movie is awful low-key horny for something that seems to be for kids.

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It's Carhenge.

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I just want dogs with frickin lasers on their heads.

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@CactuarJoe I would definitely watch that

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#monsterdon A lot of Ford Edsel's died to make this village.

I can't get over the blatant Mad Max ripoffs though with the roller blades replacing cars and now we're going to Tire Town with Carhenge.
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Old lady Gibson?!

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Soooo...all these bad dudes have erectile dysfunction?

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