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whichever villain has the biggest shoulder pads wins, apparently

I love that we're not told what year it actually is and therefore there's absolutely no frame of reference for how old that beer was.
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@jonny the screenwriter went to the "endless scenes of people being tedious at each other" school of dialog writing

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is this the remains of that wax museum from the other movie?

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Oh look we have a refugee from a 1980s Britop video

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@trixter seems almost inevitable.

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heyyyyy I know her... though the name eludes me

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and sweet doggos! Doberman pincers with their own headlights!

CYBERDOGS

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OMG it's Servalan!

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Is that supposed to be the Bohdi tree?? #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Oh, nice, he cleared the game as far as level 7. #Monsterdon

CLEAR TO
LEVEL 7️⃣

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Don't let that kid anywhere near someone named "Lenny"

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What even is this movie though? Interesting set design and some interesting costume stuff going on, there must have been a budget, but the rest is just not connecting.
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Richard Jordan must have owed somebody fierce. #monsterdon

#monsterdon cool arm effect though

Gom Jabbar Test!

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Oh great it's the Room 101 thing from 1984 crossed with the gom jabbar pain box from Dune #Monsterdon

mmmm skunky beer

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Sphere is the mind killer...

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I'm counting the flashing lights in the background as 'scientific instruments' for bingo purposes...

MEGA BINGO

Mind games. Why does it always have to be vampire mind games.

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The E-Torturer

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"Orb of Longinus" seriously? Neon Genesis Solarbabies #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

@trixter World Cup.

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@CactuarJoe SYMBOLISM

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Oh they were digital ants

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"Do you wish to change your story" ah I see they threw in some behind the scenes footage from the script rewrite sessions #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Mos Eisley spaceport, you will never find a more wretched hive of ants and tyranny. We must be cautious.

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Wait wait wait ANT torture? and they just look like teensy "moisture ants" too #Monsterdon

This is some real the-very-Christmas-morning-your-parents-gave-you-a-Casio-keyboard film score composition.

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okay that's kinda horrible

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OK, so the three factions so far are:

1. Nazis
2. Native Americans
3. Australians

very curious who's up next

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This is a fetish movie.

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What's up with the awful pseudo-English accent? #Monsterdon

Guys the new EP is here

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@klu9 obviously alexei sayle!

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I am over the midi soundtrack

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Oh hey I think I have bingo

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All E-Cops are Bastards #Monsterdon

ooo, it's Alexi Sayle!

(it's not)

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So the Tron cops got the whole native village into one prison van?

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Why didn't I check Does The Owl Die?

The Owlbear is inconsolable now :blobfoxcry:

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okay, Bestest Boy and his five mom and dads is kind of a good premise for a movie though.

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And in all the wreckage of the camp, the Solarbabies find the dead owl.

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YOU LEAVE HIS OWL ALONE YOU MONSTER

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nooooooooooooooo the most sympathetic character just got shot by a pretty-boy fascist with a mullet #Monsterdon

this guy dies at some point? i hope he is eaten by the pigeons?

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@apLundell
Helps to deal with the boredom, probably.

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God damn, they really put a car on a catapult and threw it at that tent.

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I founded my post apocalyptic city in an abandoned amusement park because in terms of building sets it was pretty inexpensive. #monsterdon

lol, not sure as to the tactical wisdom of driving your dune buggy into the sky like that!

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@ohiofi

You're my only horb!

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no one, and I stress _no one_, is actually capable of "rocking" a side ponytail

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OH NO BOB GELDOF #Monsterdon

"The Protectorate fears the will of the sphere"

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@kshernandez I want to go back to the 80s and rock the side ponytail.

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also my sweet pigeon friends!

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Someone needs to redub this movie to different music.

Sonic Weapons should never be pointed at the audience.

I Dare someone to re0dub the music to... Debbie Gibson...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyXagkRc10

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Nice hair.
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#monsterdon It has will, and it has won’t...

"Now show it to me. Show it to me!"

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@CactuarJoe we sharin' brain cell again I see

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I enjoy the pigeon landing on his shoulder
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🦖 MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ SOLAR TRIVIA ☀️👶

Dune (1984) and Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (1985) are influences behind tonight's feature. Somehow.

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Time for some Magical Native American magic

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Birds just love perching on him.

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casual beheadings for entertainment

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This was aimed primarily at teens and pre teens and that audience thought this was totally stupid I bet. #monsterdon

So we've changed movies to "The Road Warrior"?

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@Lazarou That’s the rub, ain’t it?

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Wait just one dang second, what happened to the person on that pursuit motorcycle that just fell over the bridge and exploded in a suspiciously gasoline-bomb-like billow of flame?? Did they just disappear in mid-air? Or were the kids cheering on their fiery death??

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We made it to Burning Man

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Mildly Annoyed Max #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

Critters guy!

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is this the same bit of desert they filmed Spaceballs?

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The "bi chopper" competing with roller skates to be the most impractical mode of transportation in the wasteland #Monsterdon #Solarbabies

BIRB

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If it doesn't explode when falling off a cliff, it's not hollywood

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Well they seem broken up about their first kill, don't they?

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@MatthewTitus88 at least it doesn't have Northumberland small-pipes! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #monsterdon

fuck yeah, why in the fuck not, lets go solarbabies #monsterdon

My D&D party does this all the time. #Monsterdon

Nice matte painting! This has a good blend of practical and animated effects.

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There’s absolutely no way their slinging across the chasm method worked.

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Wow, this soundtrack...

... just wow.
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"The Bi-Chopper"

🌈

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oh no, we're blocked by a matte painting!

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Sure is convenient that the wilderness has miles and miles of perfectly paved roads.

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80s movie has hit the music video.

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#monsterdon As always, ACAB. It's a law for the ages and every fictional universe.

"Oh no, we were doing fine, but now we've been stopped by a matte painting!"

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@CactuarJoe Racist e-cigs? God don't give them any ideas.

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For some reason the escape attempt goes without a hitch and the next day our #SolarBabies are rollerblading to freedom. At least they were smart enough to take backpacks with them, hopefully with food in them.

Anyway, the Evil General meets with Colonel Mustard to berate him for not being enough of a hardass and is worried that the good team captain's secret "Chikani" ancestry encourages him to rebel and there are Chikani villages in the desert.

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So if you're in the year 41, and you're very clearly older than 41, then what year were you born in? Negative 10?
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@Newpa_Hasai you're not wrong

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e-pigs LOL
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That's why you make your surveillance cameras silent.
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Tank top guy: “Is it too late to admit that I can’t roller skate”

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