Who were they burying? 💀🪦 Does it even matter? #Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977

A HOOTIN' AND A HOLLERIN A WHOOPIN AND A WAILIN

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#Monsterdon this poor cabin is getting *wrecked*

who compensates old man whatever

"not unless they learn how to operate door handles." #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

"GODDAMMIT YOU HAD SEX IN THE MURDER BARN, HOW AM I GONNA KEEP MY BARNS KOSHER NOW?!"

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Oh my God, the snow beast is literally just a pair of arms. I'm certain of it now

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I like to think the snowsquatch hand lettered that "KEEP OUT" sign by himself.

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no sex in the murder barn! #monsterdon

NOOO MY COLLECTIBLES #monsterdon

Will the snow beast take out the helicopter?

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Is this the murder barn or a different barn?
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So the get back on your skis arc is done. #monsterdon

I think they should try to lure the bigfoot into the hot swimming pool, he'd probably really enjoy that #monsterdon

I just think it's really polite how the beast growls really loudly on approach

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i mean, i'm glad they're still clothed, but like, why are they still clothed. #Monsterdon

LODGE'S CLOSED, EVERYONE GO HOME. #monsterdon

@allanb Physics just going out the window here.... #monsterdon

please eat the heterosexuals, snowsquatch

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#Monsterdon i hope the snowbeast kills the helicopter

this is actually pov the snowbeast secretly watching all this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Of course I'll kiss you, it's in the script.

So they are committed to staying in the murder cabin, cool. cool cool cool
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at least he waited to kiss her until she asked! LIGHT years ahead of the last x months of films we've seen here...

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need i REMIND YOU GUYS that you are in the fuckin murder hut with a rogue snowbeast on the loose and you are like the only two people who actually know anything about it on the mountain you need to GET OUT OF THERE #monsterdon

We had slightly fewer monster slayings in my school though.

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These actors have anti-chemistry. #Monsterdon

"I didn't want to be a has-been!" But has Gar ever been in the first place?

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So they didn't secure the crime scene at the Fairchild place, and yarn hat lady decided to crash there. Did she....not care about the tub of blood?
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"I stood on top of the mountain, and looked down"

Because he is a giant, a giant with a giant's name; 'Gar'

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All they needed to rekindle their marriage was to roleplay terrified skiers in an old barn in the middle of winter with a Snowbeast rampaging outside, it couldn't be simpler

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@CactuarJoe Bring the snowbeast into it and we can have a love tetrahedron

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I'll never get over Macho Grande.

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There's several dead people including a little girl without a mother, but hey, at least you're skiing again, right?

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@Cherizilla I bet it smells great! #monsterdon

waiting for the monster to join the love tangle. #monsterdon

costumes really knew how to dress gar for his height, that broken vertical stripe area ski suit, the houndstooth that is just a little boxy but still cut in at the waist. i imagine them working across the studio from the hairdressers and being like "what the fuck are they doing to all the men's heads" #monsterdon

This is the most disappointing orgy

I don't even know anything about orgies and I can tell

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When shooting daytime as night, it's best not to get so much sun in the shot that you get lens flare. #monsterdon

OH NOW THEY HAVE A FREAKING HELICOPTER?!

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My sister wonders why everyone is hanging out in a death cabin

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Oh, she lived. Probably.

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@SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden It was broad daylight for the first attack, full dark for the second. If the yeti doesn't really have a schedule, you may as well go hunting when it's safer for you, right?

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A+ screams from the extras #Monsterdon

Real talk is the Old Fairchild Place like under ownership, does anyone mind all these skiers and cops and snowbeasts traipsing around #monsterdon

@neia crapuscular more like #monsterdon

whats the runtime on this movie without the skiing i wonder ​:BlobCat_Think:​

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I love the bright blue sun on the horizon at night.

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@steggy finland is all the justification the biathalon needs

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MONSTER FACE SIGHTING!!!

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Dude is getting PTSD flashbacks from a pair of skis. Oh no. Why did you people drag him to a mountain resort? The real monster for him is in his own mind.
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Finally a justification for the Biathalon as a sport. Makes sense now.

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@steggy Bumbles bounce! #monsterdon

Oh good, more skiiing......yayy

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Maybe I was a bit too quick with my praise on not shooting day-for-night #monsterdon

♫ I wear my snow goggles at niiiight ♪ #Monsterdon

Ahhhh yes, the tense flashback of .... skiing.

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My running theory. The snowbeast is eliminating all friction within the community. Whether it be a reporter with a failing marriage or a dissonant pep rally, he hates to see pain. Ironically the only way to end it. KILL #Monsterdon

I was not prepared for the high school band in this skiing movie 👀 #Monsterdon

Gar was the snowbeast all along! #monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

@allanb Seberg. #Monsterdon

what are these flashbacks, did he accidentally kill a bystander while skiing or something?
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I am loving the crunchy snow underfoot audio. I feel like I'm in 4 inches of snow in the dark... even more than there actually is 4 inches of snow outside and it is dark out.
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why would you go back to the old Fairchild place? that's where everyone gets murdered

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@Louisa *cut to 50 years later* a new society of snowbeasts re-enacts the rituals of the extinct humans

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It's not too late to flip the script and turn this into a Scooby-Doo monster mask flick

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We all hope for the same, sheriff. An end to this. #monsterdon

Mass hallucination, easy explained!

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day for night skiing?

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@nev clearly the snowbeast is a set of hairy, disembodied claw arms floating in space. That leaves giant ghost footprints #Monsterdon

"Tony was right. But we had to have our winter carnival! It was the 50th"

"I guarantee you, it'll run for the next fifty years."

No, no, NO to ALL of this

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CHAOS and MAYHEM
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Granny is down.

In The Shadow of the Snowbeast. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Hey, that was a real diamonoid crown worth like $30! In 1970 money! That 's real money!

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Lmfao. A competent filmmaker could have made the trampled crown clip halfway decent but instead it's just like they called over a stoner kid extra and was like "stomp on this dollar store thing" and he was like "uhhhh okay"

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I remember when a Snowbeast attacked our homecoming

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The crown! The crown... the crown.
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Pro tip: when a snowbeast attacks your school, it's safest to run outside

where there is snow

and beasts

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ARE YOU GONNA SHOW US, MOVIE?

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@ottaross at least he has a face. #Monsterdon

NO ASTRONOMICAL OBJECT IS MORE OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR A YETI ATTACK THAN THE PLANET VENUS

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Apparently the precious snow crown was made of tin foil and glue because it went pretty easy

Yes, run outside for sure. Great strategy.

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this grandma really turning out to be a disney villain huh #monsterdon

It's true. I saw a couple Bigfoots in the backyard the other evening.

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DONT YOU FUCKERS DARE ABANDON GRANNY
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OMG! We have yeti jump scare!
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@murph after what he did in the Star Wars Holiday Special I'd be reluctant too

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Maybe the yeti IS a girl and she's sick of being overlooked and we find out that Betty Jo was really mean to her as a child, and now the SNOW QUEEN HAS TO DIE

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Who's going to hose out the snowqueenmobile?

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Did…did they literally only have enough budget for the arms of a yeti suit

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Why did I have to kill the motor at this moment? #monsterdon

Couldn't she have driven away?
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go snowbeast go!!!!! get enough food to last the winter!!!! #monsterdon

Snowbeast!!!!!

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Yeah so far I'm rooting for:
- the snowbeast
- the old lady
- Ellen

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Moving to the PNW, I soon learned why people wear knit caps so often.

Now I'm watching a movie with all these people walking around in the snow, bareheaded.

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Beast wants an autograph too #snowbeast #monsterdon

Rule Britannia music break for no apparent reason

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