<Werner Herzog voice> I would like to see the snowbeast.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Did the Snowbeast fell and cut that timber?

#Monsterdon

And we lose another soul to Commercial Break, RIP #Monsterdon

okay snowbeast is smart

#monsterdon

#monsterdon convenient log pile

The ominous music sounds suspiciously like the alien communication tones in Close Encounters. Maybe this is a cross-over story?

#monsterdon

That blue & yellow snowsuit is a CHOICE #Monsterdon

srsly why do they keep hanging around the old fairchild place?

#monsterdon

@Lazarou Snowbeast makes 4! #monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

"Goood mornin', is it my turn with the wife?" #Monsterdon

"I didn't decide against you Tony, I decided for Gar. I loved you both you know"

Why didn't they just have a nice poly relationship (says the ace person who finds this whole thing very weird and ownership-y)

#Monsterdon

snowbeast POV shows it as being like 20 feet away from you , big as hell in sparse tree cover, i think the subtext has gotta be that the snowbeast is just The Mountain and it only appears as a snowbeast immediately adjacent to eating someone #monsterdon

@sealawyer

Do you need help with this white paper?

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

WHERE ARE YOUR RADIOS?! RADIOS EXISTED IN THE 70S! #monsterdon

i cristen this mountain the It Doesn't Matterhorn

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

10 minutes to the end, can we all agree there has been less than a minute of snowbeast being on screen #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

People get your lives together so we can have more snowbeast

#monsterdon #snowbeast

She’s a reporter AND she cooks for the men, what a wimmens
#monsterdon

Logs roll into camper? THIS IS JUST LIKE OCTAMAN

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

uuugh can we NOT with another romantic scene :/ #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Look out Octaman!

Omg this snow dude REALLY hates skiis.
Was his mother killed by a skier?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

No! Affairs and infidelity attract snowbeast attacks!!! #Monsterdon

Un frozen Snowbeast lawyer, no like skis!

#monsterdon

If only Snowbeast and Octaman stole the camper and went on a roadtrip of monstering, friendship, and self-discovery...

#monsterdon

This action implies a fair amount of inteilligence on the part of the snowbeast, tool use, recognizing enemies #monsterdon

Do you think that WE (the audience) are snowbeast?

#Monsterdon

snowbeast just hates skis! it all makes sense now!

#monsterdon

@sealawyer
I'd watch that!
#monsterdon

My car has been fucked up by bike racks from other drivers, so I totally empathise with the snowbeast #Monsterdon

They're out tooling around on the snow machines and the snowbeast is going into the camper for a cuppa joe.

#monsterdon

I LOVE SNOWBEAST POV #monsterdon

Snow beast prefers snowboarding I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

“The bite radius on that bear is different than…”

Oh, you get it.

#Monsterdon

Look, the thing about Bigfoot from a mythological standpoint is that he's a cultural totem of sorts, representing the ideals that a culture holds about wild spaces

So when this yeti attacks women in the wild and steals campers, he's just reiterating what these stupid white yuppies really feel these snow-covered mountains are FOR. #Monsterdon

If you are snow patrol you only get a five gun salute.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

@Lazarou Is there a couch inside?

#Monsterdon

Petition for a Challengers style remake of this love story by Luca Guadagnino #monsterdon

is that the RV from the other movie? if some kind of green rubber sea monster pops out of that one, i am going to riot. #Monsterdon

@Keiraleesharonart she's #checksNotes living with her grandfather in the alps? #Monsterdon

Ooh. Can these be Checkov's sunglasses? Can we see the beast reflected in them just before it kills him? #Monsterdon

I guess Bigfoot hates skis. That's the twist. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

Following the burial, please join us for some poutine in the lodge.

All these shots from the creature's pov makes me think the filmmaker feels insecure about its costume #monsterdon

So, these guys saw Jaws in the theater and thought "this should be done in the mountains..."??

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@jonny he did just proclaim himself as part of the journey

#monsterdon

Why did Tony say "just the four of us", he didn't even hear the original conversation

#Monsterdon

"Just the three of us."
"Just the four of us."
Okay so it's gonna be THAT kind of getaway. 👀

#Monsterdon

just the five of us!
#Monsterdon

Just the five of us

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

"Just the 47 of us!"

#Monsterdon

This is not a good movie, but the fashion has been incredible #monsterdon

And my axe!

#monsterdon #snowbeast

"Just the four of us."

"We can make it if we try-y just the

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon "and my bow!"

"Something left over from the last ice age..."
Oh yeah, I'm way past due on cleaning my fridge too.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

<earnest discussion of how awful it'd be if the town found out the monster wasn't actually the bear>

Or at least I am guessing, because while the characters were walking along the snow, HOLY CRAP ALL THE SNOW CRUNCHING NOISES. I think the Foley artist was trying to save us from the dialogue.

#Monsterdon

Sherriff: duhh, I'm a bag of nails

#monsterdon

Foley guys getting a little aggressive with the snow footsteps #Monsterdon

@Keiraleesharonart End game? Usually we can barely get an end, never mind a game on top of that

#Monsterdon

He says this about everything, "cut it open and see what's inside".

Tacos, pizza, tea...

#monsterdon

A military ski lodge funeral

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

"What*DO* you think it was? "

Bigfoot. We've been talking about him this whole conversation. For the past five minutes. #Monsterdon

I guess that they dont actually say the Old Fairchild Place by name that much, I think I built that up in my mind, but we certainly put in the time on location

#monsterdon

Hello incompetence cops stage a cover up lol. They probably placed the drugs and the gun on that bear too

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Just the three of us! we can kill it if we tryyyyy

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

"I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Poor bear. Snowbeast needs to take revenge.

#Monsterdon
#Snowbeast1977

This marriage definitely needs a third person.

My sister: "The best way to prevent a future avalanche is to make it happen right now"

#Monsterdon

SHOCKER THE SHERIFF ONLY SHOT A BEAR

(Spoiler: not actually shocked)

Tony, Gar, and Gar's wife aren't even MAD, Sheriff, JUST VERY DISAPPOINTED.

#Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA

Yeah, good job, you shot Smokey the Bear costume! #Monsterdon

Ladies and gentlemen… we got him! #monsterdon #snowbeast

"something left over from the last ice age" is actually really lovely, borrowing that one

#monsterdon

That funerary gun salute should be aimed at the snow beast.

#monsterdon

Awful lot of contemplative fart-sniffing going on in this movie that has 20 minutes left to resolve what little it has managed to set up so far (i.e. "there is a monster")

#Monsterdon

Every single extra is acting their little hearts out

😞 they shot a bear.

The whole town can die now.

#monsterdon

Bearly missed the real killer

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

that's why grandma is really sad... they had to cancel the 50th anniversary orgy :(

#monsterdon

She's weeping for the lost profits now that people know it's happening. #monsterdon

Gun salute starts an avalanche #Monsterdon

accidentally starting an avalanche. to pay respects #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Wait, do they do rifle salutes for ski lodge employees??

Blurry footage of a thing running through the trees The second most conclusive piece of bigfoot evidence ever fough!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Inb4 there's... TWO beasts.

#Monsterdon

And over here we have the ski lift, over there is the hut for hot beverages and soup bread bowls, and here's our mountain cemetery ...

#monsterdon

1st gun of the movie one hour in. What is this, Canada? #Monsterdon

wait what? mountain burial why?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Ohhhh this was made for TV? That explains the scene transitions at least.

#Monsterdon

Another needless fade to Red transition okay?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Didn't Jaws do this too? Got the wrong shark.

#Monsterdon

I wish this film had a pair of Wrestling Woman to go up against the Bigfoot #monsterdon

Mr. Anderson voice: "No lieutenant, your men are already dead."

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

@allanb airbnb rating: 1 star #monsterdon

The Snowbeast put an easy to read sign on the murder barn he's squatting in. KEEP OUT. Can't you people read?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@sean Whole men or pieces of men? I could get behind one of these

#Monsterdon

Come on Snowbeast....PLEASE eat the people.
#Monsterdon