Sherriff: duhh, I'm a bag of nails

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Foley guys getting a little aggressive with the snow footsteps #Monsterdon

@Keiraleesharonart End game? Usually we can barely get an end, never mind a game on top of that

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He says this about everything, "cut it open and see what's inside".

Tacos, pizza, tea...

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A military ski lodge funeral

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

"What*DO* you think it was? "

Bigfoot. We've been talking about him this whole conversation. For the past five minutes. #Monsterdon

I guess that they dont actually say the Old Fairchild Place by name that much, I think I built that up in my mind, but we certainly put in the time on location

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Hello incompetence cops stage a cover up lol. They probably placed the drugs and the gun on that bear too

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Just the three of us! we can kill it if we tryyyyy

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

"I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Poor bear. Snowbeast needs to take revenge.

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#Snowbeast1977

This marriage definitely needs a third person.

SHOCKER THE SHERIFF ONLY SHOT A BEAR

(Spoiler: not actually shocked)

Tony, Gar, and Gar's wife aren't even MAD, Sheriff, JUST VERY DISAPPOINTED.

#Monsterdon

My sister: "The best way to prevent a future avalanche is to make it happen right now"

#Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA

Yeah, good job, you shot Smokey the Bear costume! #Monsterdon

Ladies and gentlemen… we got him! #monsterdon #snowbeast

"something left over from the last ice age" is actually really lovely, borrowing that one

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Awful lot of contemplative fart-sniffing going on in this movie that has 20 minutes left to resolve what little it has managed to set up so far (i.e. "there is a monster")

#Monsterdon

Every single extra is acting their little hearts out

😞 they shot a bear.

The whole town can die now.

#monsterdon

She's weeping for the lost profits now that people know it's happening. #monsterdon

Gun salute starts an avalanche #Monsterdon

accidentally starting an avalanche. to pay respects #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Wait, do they do rifle salutes for ski lodge employees??

Blurry footage of a thing running through the trees The second most conclusive piece of bigfoot evidence ever fough!
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Inb4 there's... TWO beasts.

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And over here we have the ski lift, over there is the hut for hot beverages and soup bread bowls, and here's our mountain cemetery ...

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1st gun of the movie one hour in. What is this, Canada? #Monsterdon

wait what? mountain burial why?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Ohhhh this was made for TV? That explains the scene transitions at least.

#Monsterdon

Another needless fade to Red transition okay?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

Didn't Jaws do this too? Got the wrong shark.

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I wish this film had a pair of Wrestling Woman to go up against the Bigfoot #monsterdon

Mr. Anderson voice: "No lieutenant, your men are already dead."

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@allanb airbnb rating: 1 star #monsterdon

The Snowbeast put an easy to read sign on the murder barn he's squatting in. KEEP OUT. Can't you people read?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@sean Whole men or pieces of men? I could get behind one of these

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Come on Snowbeast....PLEASE eat the people.
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A HOOTIN' AND A HOLLERIN A WHOOPIN AND A WAILIN

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

#Monsterdon this poor cabin is getting *wrecked*

who compensates old man whatever

"not unless they learn how to operate door handles." #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

"GODDAMMIT YOU HAD SEX IN THE MURDER BARN, HOW AM I GONNA KEEP MY BARNS KOSHER NOW?!"

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Oh my God, the snow beast is literally just a pair of arms. I'm certain of it now

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

I like to think the snowsquatch hand lettered that "KEEP OUT" sign by himself.

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no sex in the murder barn! #monsterdon

NOOO MY COLLECTIBLES #monsterdon

Will the snow beast take out the helicopter?

#monsterdon #snowbeast

I think they should try to lure the bigfoot into the hot swimming pool, he'd probably really enjoy that #monsterdon

I just think it's really polite how the beast growls really loudly on approach

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i mean, i'm glad they're still clothed, but like, why are they still clothed. #Monsterdon

please eat the heterosexuals, snowsquatch

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#Monsterdon i hope the snowbeast kills the helicopter

this is actually pov the snowbeast secretly watching all this #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Of course I'll kiss you, it's in the script.

So they are committed to staying in the murder cabin, cool. cool cool cool
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at least he waited to kiss her until she asked! LIGHT years ahead of the last x months of films we've seen here...

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need i REMIND YOU GUYS that you are in the fuckin murder hut with a rogue snowbeast on the loose and you are like the only two people who actually know anything about it on the mountain you need to GET OUT OF THERE #monsterdon

We had slightly fewer monster slayings in my school though.

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These actors have anti-chemistry. #Monsterdon

So they didn't secure the crime scene at the Fairchild place, and yarn hat lady decided to crash there. Did she....not care about the tub of blood?
#Monsterdon

"I stood on top of the mountain, and looked down"

Because he is a giant, a giant with a giant's name; 'Gar'

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All they needed to rekindle their marriage was to roleplay terrified skiers in an old barn in the middle of winter with a Snowbeast rampaging outside, it couldn't be simpler

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Bring the snowbeast into it and we can have a love tetrahedron

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I'll never get over Macho Grande.

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There's several dead people including a little girl without a mother, but hey, at least you're skiing again, right?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

@Cherizilla I bet it smells great! #monsterdon

waiting for the monster to join the love tangle. #monsterdon

costumes really knew how to dress gar for his height, that broken vertical stripe area ski suit, the houndstooth that is just a little boxy but still cut in at the waist. i imagine them working across the studio from the hairdressers and being like "what the fuck are they doing to all the men's heads" #monsterdon

This is the most disappointing orgy

I don't even know anything about orgies and I can tell

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When shooting daytime as night, it's best not to get so much sun in the shot that you get lens flare. #monsterdon

OH NOW THEY HAVE A FREAKING HELICOPTER?!

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

My sister wonders why everyone is hanging out in a death cabin

#Monsterdon

Oh, she lived. Probably.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden It was broad daylight for the first attack, full dark for the second. If the yeti doesn't really have a schedule, you may as well go hunting when it's safer for you, right?

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

A+ screams from the extras #Monsterdon

Real talk is the Old Fairchild Place like under ownership, does anyone mind all these skiers and cops and snowbeasts traipsing around #monsterdon

whats the runtime on this movie without the skiing i wonder ​:BlobCat_Think:​

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I love the bright blue sun on the horizon at night.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

@steggy finland is all the justification the biathalon needs

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

MONSTER FACE SIGHTING!!!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Dude is getting PTSD flashbacks from a pair of skis. Oh no. Why did you people drag him to a mountain resort? The real monster for him is in his own mind.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Finally a justification for the Biathalon as a sport. Makes sense now.

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@steggy Bumbles bounce! #monsterdon

Oh good, more skiiing......yayy

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Maybe I was a bit too quick with my praise on not shooting day-for-night #monsterdon

♫ I wear my snow goggles at niiiight ♪ #Monsterdon

Ahhhh yes, the tense flashback of .... skiing.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

My running theory. The snowbeast is eliminating all friction within the community. Whether it be a reporter with a failing marriage or a dissonant pep rally, he hates to see pain. Ironically the only way to end it. KILL #Monsterdon

I was not prepared for the high school band in this skiing movie 👀 #Monsterdon

Gar was the snowbeast all along! #monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

@allanb Seberg. #Monsterdon

what are these flashbacks, did he accidentally kill a bystander while skiing or something?
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I am loving the crunchy snow underfoot audio. I feel like I'm in 4 inches of snow in the dark... even more than there actually is 4 inches of snow outside and it is dark out.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

why would you go back to the old Fairchild place? that's where everyone gets murdered

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@Louisa *cut to 50 years later* a new society of snowbeasts re-enacts the rituals of the extinct humans

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We all hope for the same, sheriff. An end to this. #monsterdon

Mass hallucination, easy explained!

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day for night skiing?

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