The beast is... the SNOW QUEEN! Some kind of werewolf sitch

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That's some quick thinking with the pole there. #monsterdon

ah, the 70s 🤣 #Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977
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Editor: Should I cut anything out?

Director: Did I stutter?

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Now I know about ski patrol funereal tradition. A flag draped casket with skis crossed and a five gun salute. 🫡 #Monsterdon #Snowbeast

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Good point! Clint Walker maybe.

Is Gar now going to valiantly sacrifice himself by shooting the snowbeast? Is that where we're going with this?

DAMMIT MOVIE GIVE US THE THRUPLE! OT3! OT3!

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Finally, some beast! I assume.

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Her clothes match the camper. Can this move possibly get any better? #Monsterdon

okay now it sounds like they killed a Tribble. #monsterdon

Riveting slow ski chase here

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I am bored and want to see Timothy Dalton riding a cello case rn.

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This film's padded almost as much as The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy, and that's saying something >_> #Monsterdon

Ellen is literally crawling around the spot where the sheriff guy got bludgeoned, no blood or what? She’s so casual
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"The gun"

Meanwhile, the rifles...

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Less than 5 minutes. Please just have the snow beast kill Tony and let me have this.

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The snowbeasts only weakness.... skis

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Let's lift these logs instead of climbing on top into the open window

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"EEEEEEYOWCH that STANG!" #Monsterdon

So much for sticking together.

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Gar back in his Wolverine ensemble. #Monsterdon

"Helen, can you see the rifles?"

No, but there's a big mess of calamari in here! #Monsterdon

Too much travel across the snow already #Monsterdon

Oh right, the rifle. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Also, you have to appreciate that 1970s triangle of sexual tension with The Blonde Guy, The Brunette Guy, and The Girl. Starsky and Hutch, Starbuck and Apollo, Ponch and Jon, and now Gar and Tony!

Watch as snowbeast catches bullets in its teeth!

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Bingo!!! #monsterdon

Tony, don't go out there!

You'll freeze before you reach the first marker!

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They left Tony. Snowbeast says, "ACAB". #Monsterdon

Well why didn't you TAKE the rifles and skis WITH you in the FIRST place #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel like this is gonna have a Scooby doo ending idk

The barn is the real quest hub of the movie huh #monsterdon

We're gonna need a bigger cabin.

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snowbeast says ACAB #monsterdon

I think the Snowbeast is collecting faces

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What was that pile of huge logs for?? Did the Snowbeast knock out the kickstand that holds the barn together

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Oooh, the polycule is forming
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As we move into the climax of the movie, I would like to remind everyone that you can OWN an original watercolor painting of the Old Fairchild Place!

More details will be posted at the conclusion!

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These people are really bad at not pointing rifles at each other #monsterdon

dog you don't "hide where they least suspect it" when the "they" is a bigass snowbeast and the "where" is where they keep killing people and storing their food #monsterdon

Wait wait! Wait! Stop. So they had the guns. They got out of the way of the logs and then left the sheriff to die without using the guns?

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They. Had. Guns. Where are the guns!? #monsterdon

Back to the barn

again #Monsterdon

My sister and I agree: best shot of the film is two weeds growing out of the snow

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How did they not notice Snowbeast making that trap?!??! #Monsterdon

woooooo snowbeast got the cop

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Did the Snowbeast fell and cut that timber?

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And we lose another soul to Commercial Break, RIP #Monsterdon

okay snowbeast is smart

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#monsterdon convenient log pile

The ominous music sounds suspiciously like the alien communication tones in Close Encounters. Maybe this is a cross-over story?

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That blue & yellow snowsuit is a CHOICE #Monsterdon

srsly why do they keep hanging around the old fairchild place?

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@Lazarou Snowbeast makes 4! #monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

"I didn't decide against you Tony, I decided for Gar. I loved you both you know"

Why didn't they just have a nice poly relationship (says the ace person who finds this whole thing very weird and ownership-y)

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snowbeast POV shows it as being like 20 feet away from you , big as hell in sparse tree cover, i think the subtext has gotta be that the snowbeast is just The Mountain and it only appears as a snowbeast immediately adjacent to eating someone #monsterdon

@sealawyer

Do you need help with this white paper?

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WHERE ARE YOUR RADIOS?! RADIOS EXISTED IN THE 70S! #monsterdon

i cristen this mountain the It Doesn't Matterhorn

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10 minutes to the end, can we all agree there has been less than a minute of snowbeast being on screen #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

People get your lives together so we can have more snowbeast

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She’s a reporter AND she cooks for the men, what a wimmens
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Logs roll into camper? THIS IS JUST LIKE OCTAMAN

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uuugh can we NOT with another romantic scene :/ #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Look out Octaman!

Omg this snow dude REALLY hates skiis.
Was his mother killed by a skier?
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No! Affairs and infidelity attract snowbeast attacks!!! #Monsterdon

Un frozen Snowbeast lawyer, no like skis!

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If only Snowbeast and Octaman stole the camper and went on a roadtrip of monstering, friendship, and self-discovery...

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Do you think that WE (the audience) are snowbeast?

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snowbeast just hates skis! it all makes sense now!

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@sealawyer
I'd watch that!
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My car has been fucked up by bike racks from other drivers, so I totally empathise with the snowbeast #Monsterdon

They're out tooling around on the snow machines and the snowbeast is going into the camper for a cuppa joe.

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I LOVE SNOWBEAST POV #monsterdon

Snow beast prefers snowboarding I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

“The bite radius on that bear is different than…”

Oh, you get it.

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Look, the thing about Bigfoot from a mythological standpoint is that he's a cultural totem of sorts, representing the ideals that a culture holds about wild spaces

So when this yeti attacks women in the wild and steals campers, he's just reiterating what these stupid white yuppies really feel these snow-covered mountains are FOR. #Monsterdon

If you are snow patrol you only get a five gun salute.

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@Lazarou Is there a couch inside?

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Petition for a Challengers style remake of this love story by Luca Guadagnino #monsterdon

is that the RV from the other movie? if some kind of green rubber sea monster pops out of that one, i am going to riot. #Monsterdon

@Keiraleesharonart she's #checksNotes living with her grandfather in the alps? #Monsterdon

Ooh. Can these be Checkov's sunglasses? Can we see the beast reflected in them just before it kills him? #Monsterdon

I guess Bigfoot hates skis. That's the twist. #Monsterdon

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Following the burial, please join us for some poutine in the lodge.

All these shots from the creature's pov makes me think the filmmaker feels insecure about its costume #monsterdon

So, these guys saw Jaws in the theater and thought "this should be done in the mountains..."??

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@jonny he did just proclaim himself as part of the journey

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Why did Tony say "just the four of us", he didn't even hear the original conversation

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Just the five of us

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"Just the 47 of us!"

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And my axe!

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"Just the four of us."

"We can make it if we try-y just the

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#Monsterdon "and my bow!"

"Something left over from the last ice age..."
Oh yeah, I'm way past due on cleaning my fridge too.

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<earnest discussion of how awful it'd be if the town found out the monster wasn't actually the bear>

Or at least I am guessing, because while the characters were walking along the snow, HOLY CRAP ALL THE SNOW CRUNCHING NOISES. I think the Foley artist was trying to save us from the dialogue.

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