@diazona @bunnyhero idk about snow bees, but there _is_ a Snow Shark movie

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Oh the leaps in literaturological license to force this movie to make sense!

#Snowbeast ❄️ 👹#Monsterdon

apparently this was a jaws ripoff, which is very funny to me since I've now managed to watch snowbeast before ever managing to watch jaws coherently all the way through

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@RufusJCooter

There are 2 of them. They just killed the teenager yeti with bad hair.

Wait for the sequel. Mama yeti revenge.

Snow boarding this time.

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For some reason I have a bunch of yeti pictures in an old folder (full of monsters and chtulhus). Enjoy more shots of bigfeet than we got tonight.
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The terrifying truth: The snowbeast was really the Godmonster of Indian Flats. #monsterdon

is there a SNOWBEES movie? i want to see snow bees #monsterdon

Too much commercial sign… Gar still using his skiing and maybe expert shooting prowess to reclaim his manhood and stop giving up because he could couldn’t stay on top just by quitting and ski pole impaling and ok I’m caught up the end.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Somebody on the set crew finally knocked the sideways icicles off the ladder.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

thanks @Taweret@octodon.social for hosting & everyone for posting, even tho the only Winter Carnival orgy was in our hearts

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skiing is an affront to the nobility of the mountain and you could have at least had one 'skiiers signed up to do the races have to outrun an avalanche' and ominously say 'the mountain is trying to tell us something' #monsterdon

@justabean

Seriously, that would have been awesome. Someone rip the Yeti's head off and there is grandma.

"I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you damn medling kids."

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Noooo snowbeast :( #TeamMonster

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And so ends this very special episode of SKI PATROL: Blood on the Slopes
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#monsterdon Stupid sexy snowbeast

i think fucking off into the mountains qualifies as an acceptable fucking off into the sea analogue

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OMG HE WAS RIGHT TO HATE SKIIERS!
Only she should have been afraid of the poles not the skiis.
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FINALLY somebody says don't go to the barn.

But if course they do anyway.

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And the patented abrupt ending…
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ski pole pov is an odd choice
are we meant as the audience to identify with the dying snowbeast? the fade to red in its death an acknowledgement that it too was a thinking feeling being deserving of a cinematic send off equal to the peoples?
anyway. the end.
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Oh there we go. A second and third quick and blurry shot of yeti face.
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It only took one second of his squooshy face for me to fall in love and then it was over
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And with the monster slain, we have no reason to hang around these stupid nerds anymore. Get lost, ski nerds! #Monsterdon

You would think by now I would stop getting whiplash from these films abruptly just ending without even a scent of an epilogue #monsterdon

Sounded like he stabbed the chihuahua inside the Bigfoot suit. And scene. #monsterdon

@Lazarou We saw it. Briefly, once, shortly before it got speared.

it was fugly

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Thank you for a good time #monsterdon a good winter film

We are all the beast now.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

and they fade to red. the snowbeast's last victim was... HIMSELF. #Monsterdon

…and the real monster was Gar all along #Monsterdon

They didn't take the rifles???

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Hm, Gar knows how to set a pike against a cavalry charge.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

He tampered in God's domain.

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@JamesAkers @blogdiva
we are the snowbeast
we are the ones who make a better slope
so let's start killing 🎵

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Snowbeast just reeally hated people named Scott.

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And it just ends.

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At least the brass section of the orchestra is having fun #monsterdon

Sorry you bid too much for the orgy festival and went over. Thanks for playing! Rob, tell 'em what they won.

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My working hypothesis is that Snowbeast's rage is from all these annoying relationship conversations #monsterdon

And if the logs were parallel to the camper when they knocked it over, how did so many end up jammed in the camper's back door?

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Twas a tree killed the beast

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#Snowbeast

"RAAAAARRR! I HATE THIS BRAND OF SKIS!"

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I CALLED IT. LESS THAN A MIN OF THE MONSTER LOL

thanks @Taweret and friends #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Okay I didn't expect to see alot of the Snowbeast. But damn we have barely had any bigfoot footage. It's the third act guys. Give us more than a claw.
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@blogdiva it's allegory! for how audiences tear films apart or something!

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One Winged Angel just can't get started here...

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OK, kids. In 1971, the guy who played the sherriff in this was nearly killed when a ski pole nearly pierced his heart.

Did they decide to make a whole ass movie about that?

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The lumbering slow, wounded snowbeast somehow got like a mile and a half ahead of them? #monsterdon

The beast is... the SNOW QUEEN! Some kind of werewolf sitch

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That's some quick thinking with the pole there. #monsterdon

ah, the 70s 🤣 #Monsterdon ❄️ #Snowbeast1977
https://wandering.shop/@Violinknitter/113699969592912268

Editor: Should I cut anything out?

Director: Did I stutter?

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Now I know about ski patrol funereal tradition. A flag draped casket with skis crossed and a five gun salute. 🫡 #Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@diazona #monsterdon
Good point! Clint Walker maybe.

Is Gar now going to valiantly sacrifice himself by shooting the snowbeast? Is that where we're going with this?

DAMMIT MOVIE GIVE US THE THRUPLE! OT3! OT3!

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Finally, some beast! I assume.

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Her clothes match the camper. Can this move possibly get any better? #Monsterdon

okay now it sounds like they killed a Tribble. #monsterdon

Riveting slow ski chase here

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I am bored and want to see Timothy Dalton riding a cello case rn.

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This film's padded almost as much as The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy, and that's saying something >_> #Monsterdon

Ellen is literally crawling around the spot where the sheriff guy got bludgeoned, no blood or what? She’s so casual
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"The gun"

Meanwhile, the rifles...

#monsterdon #snowbeast

Less than 5 minutes. Please just have the snow beast kill Tony and let me have this.

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@LK_877 Tragically? Says who?

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The snowbeasts only weakness.... skis

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sexy ski thruple
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Let's lift these logs instead of climbing on top into the open window

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"EEEEEEYOWCH that STANG!" #Monsterdon

So much for sticking together.

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Gar back in his Wolverine ensemble. #Monsterdon

"Helen, can you see the rifles?"

No, but there's a big mess of calamari in here! #Monsterdon

Too much travel across the snow already #Monsterdon

@gnomon I like to check the IMDB page for name spellings

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Oh right, the rifle. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast Also, you have to appreciate that 1970s triangle of sexual tension with The Blonde Guy, The Brunette Guy, and The Girl. Starsky and Hutch, Starbuck and Apollo, Ponch and Jon, and now Gar and Tony!

Watch as snowbeast catches bullets in its teeth!

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Bingo!!! #monsterdon

Tony, don't go out there!

You'll freeze before you reach the first marker!

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They left Tony. Snowbeast says, "ACAB". #Monsterdon

Well why didn't you TAKE the rifles and skis WITH you in the FIRST place #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel like this is gonna have a Scooby doo ending idk

The barn is the real quest hub of the movie huh #monsterdon

We're gonna need a bigger cabin.

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snowbeast says ACAB #monsterdon

I think the Snowbeast is collecting faces

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Look, I wouldn't want to try acting in 5 degree F snowy weather. Trying to fucking annunciate and emote while your face is frozen sounds awful.

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

What was that pile of huge logs for?? Did the Snowbeast knock out the kickstand that holds the barn together

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Oooh, the polycule is forming
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As we move into the climax of the movie, I would like to remind everyone that you can OWN an original watercolor painting of the Old Fairchild Place!

More details will be posted at the conclusion!

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These people are really bad at not pointing rifles at each other #monsterdon

dog you don't "hide where they least suspect it" when the "they" is a bigass snowbeast and the "where" is where they keep killing people and storing their food #monsterdon

Wait wait! Wait! Stop. So they had the guns. They got out of the way of the logs and then left the sheriff to die without using the guns?

#monsterdon #SnowBeast

They. Had. Guns. Where are the guns!? #monsterdon

Back to the barn

again #Monsterdon

My sister and I agree: best shot of the film is two weeds growing out of the snow

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How did they not notice Snowbeast making that trap?!??! #Monsterdon

woooooo snowbeast got the cop

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