i was so proud of myself for remembering the name jennifer but she's already dead huh

(green coat is Heidi tho)

#monsterdon

@foolishowl Aw, that could be the hand of any of these characters #monsterdon

"Heidi, I'm gonna sit here and try to pretend your name isn't hilarious in the mountains." #Monsterdon

Nevermind. We'll find this girl
Mystic stream
#Monsterdon

I think she’s crazy.

#monsterdon #snowbeast

#monsterdon

Take a good look, we won't get snow like this after climate change!

Why does that adult woman sound like an eight year old boy? #Monsterdon

Heidi, I'm about to get all up in your grill #monsterdon

Heidi Hedi Hedi Ho!

#monsterdon
#Snowbeast

@davesdogmaggie gonna be "hotdogging" all day and all night :bloblewd: #Monsterdon

Heidi having to explain that she ran away and left her friend at the first sign of a snow beast, WAY TO GO, HEIDI

#monsterdon
#snowbeast

@strangefour I thought we were watching #Snowbeast, not Animal House. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Heidi has had enough of all of this. We need to believe Heidi.

moviemaking secret: if u put enough snowmobile shots in, people won't be able to tell ur movie is bad

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

@signalkilled Sure, stack 'em up like cordwood up in the Alps #Monsterdon

have we ever had a first-line #BechdelPass before? and like continued significant women leads? #monsterdon

you can't fool me, goncharov is the only killer haunting these hills

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

#monsterdon it's what we old timers used to call raw I mean hot

Honestly, I think dead skiers would be pretty common in tourist season #Monsterdon #NoBigDeal

I don't know much about snowmobiles, but I like the look of that one.

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

"he thinks that just because he's my grandson that he can treat me like i'm his grandmother"

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

#monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Well that sounded like a resort manager. #monsterdon

Ah, the healthy dynamics of a family-run business.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

I'm sure this minute-long snowmobiling sequence is extremely important to the plot

#Monsterdon

toque only
no beanie
not allowed
block me preemptively
create the fedi winter hat rift
#Monsterdon

I bet they’re gonna have big problems though #Monsterdon

i see someone won the snowmobile on the price is right

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

Flashback to grandma snow queen's reign oh please oh please #monsterdon

Grandma must have been stressing shooting these scenes between cigarettes #monsterdon

The green one's spider senses tingly enough to high tail!

#monsterdon #SnowBeast_1977

listen, "grandma" isn't here for your shit, she's got dead people to process. #Monsterdon

Good grief I missed the first five minutes bc the archive froze up, and now I am on the nono site, and I apparently missed a TON OF EXPOSITION or something? FML

#Snowbeast1977 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎶 and if you seeee my intestines on a snoooooow covered hill, a Sasquatch brought me down...

@davesdogmaggie ....can't wait to see if we hear anything else about this #monsterdon

Me at work next year: "You hot doggers with be judged on your grace and ingenuity, not your audacity."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This announcer sounds like Carol Burnett

That probably just means she smoked a lot

So when is bald Bruce Campbell going to show up?

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

Hotdogging sounds like something lewder than that grandma (but maybe i am just a sicko) #Monsterdon

An orgy

of fun and games #monsterdon

Hello #monsterdon !

In honor of Snowbeast (1977) finally winning the poll, just in time for Christmas, I am holding a raffle open to any and every #monsterdon attendee!

Send me (in DMs) a receipt confirming donation to one of the charities listed in this thread, and I will put you in the running to win an original watercolor painting of The Old Fairchild Place, a significant location in the movie Snowbeast (1977).

#Monsterdon "that was, uh, 50 years ago" yeah that's why it's the 50th annual now

"Hot dogging" is 100% a rumoured sex act/practice speculated about by teenagers that no one ever actually does. #Monsterdon

We saw the titular monster right at the beginning, unlike some monster movies I could name.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

#monsterdon

Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

...We do not rent rooms to... What? Yachtmen? #Monsterdon

Hail to the queen!! #monsterdon

"And being eaten by a monster"
"Yayyyy!"

#snowbeast #Monsterdon

BAD NEWS SNOWMOBILE #monsterdon

@monsterdonne I am missing skiing now

#monsterdon

I just feel like the Snowbeast is going to turn out to be RFK Jr on a Qaaluude bender....it seems like the time and place is right for it

#monsterdon

And being eaten by Snow Beast, the new event!
#monsterdon

"We do not rent rooms to yachtmen?"

Yachtmen?

At a ski resort, sure

#Monsterdon

@wohali

Sorry, I'll penalize myself for 2 minutes for reply guying 🚨

#monsterdon

We have monster contact! Right in the beginning. yessssss
#Monsterdon

Predicting Snow Queen vs Snowbeast around minute 68.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

"Buster smith"? That's a name.
#monsterdon

Maybe the opening will intersect with the opening scene from The Living Daylights <-nerdiness

#Monsterdon

this looks a LOT like Alpine Valley in WI, the site of Santana's last concert (before his helicopter crashed in the fog!)

stay safe kids

#monsterdon

Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang where? #monsterdon

Can we make climate change jokes* here every time they mention snow, or is that in poor taste/too scary?

*I don't have any queued up yet though...

#Monsterdon

Chili dogging is off the table, however #Monsterdon

I can't see her and not think, Beetlejuice!

#monsterdon

They're about to add a hunting event to the lineup!

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Can't believe they made a movie based on skifree #monsterdon

"Allow me to explain the basics of the event you've all already signed up for."
#monsterdon

#monsterdon its what we used to call hot dogging
I think the kids call it frot dogging now a days

Also, voiceover by the Administrator from TF2 #Monsterdon

Not a helmet in site
#monsterdon

If fur coat lady met the mayor of Amity Island, they would fall in love immediately #monsterdon

Oh hey, an old center post lift. Tricky to get on. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌨️ ❄️ 🦍 👣 ❄️😱

Oh so it's ANCIENT Yvette Mimieux (sp)

#Monsterdon Look, if you allow low brass into your score, bad things will happen in your movie! Plucked violins aren’t great either

dollar store ass carol channing #monsterdon #snowbeast1977

Refer to the Snowbeast as a novelty joke at your peril

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Some nice, light, not-John-Williams scoring for the beginning. If you have a rock-n-roll opening number go back, get the other one without John Schneider.

OH MY GOD I'VE SEEN THIS

#monsterdon #Snowbeast1977

i'm sure you'll agree that this will be our best year here at Rydell High. #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

Oh fuck is that Carrie Rill?! #monsterdon

Unsecure mailrooms #Monsterdon

Snowbeast cam is shakier than regular cam? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You'll make a fine little helper. What's your name?

You literally have 2 spears in your hand. At least try stabbing it.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

lol, that death was one for the Ages....

Oh good, a small town is having an annual event!

Plenty of blonde children to eat

And the monster will want some too!

#monsterdon

Is this gonna movie end with the slobs racing the snobs down a ski slope to stop old man Yeti from Ski Free from shutting down the ski lodge?
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Oh man, nothing says quality like an oompah band on the soundtrack. #Monsterdon

So far this is 95% a rom-com, I'm sure that will play out

#Monsterdon

Ah yes, the ski lodge Winter Carnival anthem.

stands tall with hand over ski pass

#monsterdon

Kudos to the skier who just up and goes. No big fanfare or nothing!

#Monsterdon #snowbeast

Green jacket sounds like an Edie McClurg character

#Monsterdon

Oh well, I was hoping for an empty, bloody chairlift chair #monsterdon

The Riddle Lodge. Why do people come here? It's a riddle!

#monsterdon #Snowbeast

The real terror is the maintenance of that ski lift.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

Very kind of the one skier to just move on without so much as a by-your-leave to her companion.

#Monsterdon #Snowbeast

please recommend a mail-order novelty house #Monsterdon

strange growling in the woods > i'm out.
that girl has seen a #Monsterdon movie before.

@Taweret remind after movie pls? I haven't seen yet and am also very bad at #monsterdon multitasking

Welcome to the Rills Winter Carnival!!!! A three day and nights ORGY of fun and games #monsterdon

Those are fake bloodthirsty monster growls from a novelty joke shop!

#Monsterdon

I like how the goggles are strictly a fashion accessory and they don't actually wear them over their eyes #Monsterdon