I have a real soft spot for 70s skiing chic. There are some ski lodges out there that have never updated and have the same decor they did in the 70s and I just go there and hang out all day. I haven't ski'd in years, they don't make boots for my husky boy ankles. #monsterdon
Skier number one: "Y'know, Janet, I have never gotten the point of skiing. So let me get this straight, I'm supposed to strap two long skinny boards to my feet, throw myself down a mountain, and hope I don't hit trees?
And now this movie is ALSO telling me there are SNOWBEASTS?
Fuck this, I'm out, I'll be drinking cocoa at the lodge! Ciao!
Wait. Janet? JANET?!"
Well, that's one down.
obligatory
This acting is already amazing.
I see this movie is not going to bother with "subtlety," not at all #Monsterdon
@diazona "it's falling, with style!" #wrongMovie #Monsterdon
Just don't stand there, like a goober #Monsterdon
She said βbyeeeβ lol #Monsterdon
Heading down the slopes they run into the crew of Avalanche (1978) coming the other direction. #Monsterdon
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#monsterdon wanna know how to piss off someone who skis? When they show you pics from their ski trip in CO ask them if they enjoyed VT
I'd rather see Snowbust, who's with me? HEYOOOOO
Golden Girls theme song, "Thank you for being a friend...."
Delightful, but βsomething funnyβ is comng #Monsterdon
I'm pressed. She knows her cryptid tracks
The tuba gives it away #monsterdon
Ominous Snowbeast theme is ominous!
These are a bunch of scandinavian names. Or maybe just Wisconsonian.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
@JoeWynne i'm sure ;) i am still allowed to be snarky about it! haha.
@JoeWynne my vote is aspirational
#monsterdon something funny? That's just the drugs hitting
something funny? in a #monsterdon movie?
Ah, frolicking in the snow! Surely nothing bad can happen here! #Monsterdon
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Jennifer! There's somethin' funny!
Strong dialog by Susie Chapstick just now. βBecause thereβs something funny.β
Loving the β70s snow suits, you canβt get them in that colour of yellow / gold today. And with good reason.
#monsterdon #snowbeast
my prediction, they put his hand in the first minute because we won't see him again until the last minute. #Monsterdon
We've been watching a lot of 4K stuff lately, even the shitty stuff is in 4k, so this drive in quality print feels....weird.
Doing #monsterdon by the skin of my teeth tonight because the Internet at the new house isnβt installed yet and I canβt find the TV remote so Iβm just watching on my laptop and tooting from my phone. But Iβm in the mood for a Snowbeast!
SkiFree from ancient Windows installs was originally intended to be a licensed game for Snowbeast.
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
I feel the urgent need to make hot cocoa to pair with this movie
#Monsterdon
now we get to find out if they edited that monster hand in at the end of production because the first 80% of the movie is boring and monster free
Look at these two-planker wankers.
Something funny is afoot.
I miss skiing. Maybe I'll get some time off soon for skiing. Yay.
I went cross-country skiing once when I was a kid and I hated it #monsterdon
Foreboding music whilst looking between tree trunks. That's never good.
Something funny.
Skiing is so fucking weird #monsterdon #snowbeast1977
Snowbeast hates twigs #monsterdon
Ohyeah. The yeti really come outadah woodwork in winter, donchaknow.
I'M A GIRAFFE #monsterdon
skifree: the movie #monsterdon
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I think her ski suit may already have changed color at least once
Y'all we haven't even started the movie and we've already seen a monster paw, this is promising. Also liking the credits font (not the title one, the one for the cast/crew.) #Monsterdon
Sheriff "Parody" more like it.
Me when I don't get my coffee in the morning
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon #CocoaWatch is on alert! [I mean, if coffee shows up, great, but honestly, what's more likely?]
@srol Well here you go #monsterdon
snowbeast arm sighting within the first minute!?!?!?!?! don't tease me #monsterdon
Blowing snow. Yvette Mimieux. A somewhat furry paw & growl, and then we're off with the cheerful travel documentary music.
One of the credited actors plays a Sherrif... is this Copaganda?
oh not even 2 minutes in to some monster? #monsterdon
oh wow, 1:10 and already a Yeti Hand. that might be almost record time. #Monsterdon
Yay! We have monster confirmation in the first 60 seconds. We haven't had that with any of these Aztec or robot fighting movies for a while!
#monsterdon #SnowBeast
@bunnyhero the puffy jackets and 70s palettes alone! #Monsterdon
i knew i was right to have a white claw as my beverage tonight
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
Time for Snowbeast!
#monsterdon πππ
Wow, like last week, another film with a special guest star. Clearly this is a concept we have lost as a society. #monsterdon
@djsolar913 we get together to watch a movie, mostly monster movies, Sunday night and use the #monsterdon to talk about it at the same time and tonight is snowbeast (1977). There is a poll during the week before with a few choices
#Monsterdon we got monster arm not one minute in <3
i'm in love
Claw sighting!!!
oh my god we have monster hand in MINUTE ONE
THERE 'E IS FOLKS LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG HAND
The snowy frozen landscape looks a lot like Pittsburgh did yesterday #Monsterdon
I'm uncertain whether putting "beast" in the creature's name constitutes hate speech #monsterdon
Why does a movie have a Special Guest Star?
That was some good intro b[r]ass
#Monsterdon #Snowbeast
starring Bo Svenson. this is gonna be an amazing movie. #Monsterdon
Don't eat yellow snowbeast.
Monster POV right out of the gate. #Monsterdon
snowbeast i ever heard of before
Bo Svenson sounds like a tennis instructor #monsterdon
That sounded like The Price Is Right trombone for a second there.
here we goo
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Kinda disappointed that's not a blood-drip or icicle font
tundra, it's the tundra, snow blows on the tundra #monsterdon
#monsterdon And away we go!
Oh I remember this snow field shot. We're about to see a dog and a helicopter, right?
SNOWBEAST
We open on a deserted snowy plain and clichΓ© wind sounds. The trees are completely unmoved by the audible wind.
Watch out where the Snowbeasts go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
minimew mew mew
In a break from tradition I'm watching tonight #Monsterdon on Tubi... my sisters might be along for the ride
Oh, it's our backyard.
I have waited a long time to inflict this on #monsterdon
Snowbeast-A Quinn Martin production #Monsterdon
π‘ TURN DOWN YOUR WIGHTS π‘
(where applicable)
#Monsterdon
Real cold open amirite #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Grarw!!!
Iβm cold. #Monsterdon
Oh hey, it looks like outside!
#Monsterdon Snowbeast begins!
Here we go...
Oh man, I'm really excited to see some garish 70s skiing jumpsuits in this #monsterdon
WE GOT SNOWSQUATCH SLAUGHTERFEST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN